The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

OMG WOMAN DID YOU JUST SHIT ON MY DICK?!

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That is what happens when you too much lube.

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

my gf exploded a banna in her pussy, true story.

one time when she was home alone she fucked the back end of a screw driver.

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Yeah, my bananna.

My nickname is "screw driver"

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Your girlfiend is?

But she said she was on the pill.

Abortion time.

*grabs coat hanger*

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Make sure to soak the coat hanger in water for 3 to 4 weeks to achieve the desired rusting effect.

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

*grabs coat hanger*

Now lick my boots.

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Damnit! Quit stepping in horse shit!

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

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depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

That is what happens when you too much lube.

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Or have anal while suffering from a bad case of the runs.

"OMG CORN!"

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Make sure to soak the coat hanger in water for 3 to 4 weeks to achieve the desired rusting effect.

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Will do.

To be completely sure, I'll also throw her down the stairs.

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Originally Posted by DCK

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by banned

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

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Most of the time I use only blood.

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Originally Posted by banned

Damnit! Quit stepping in horse shit!

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Kinda hard to do that when you're sneaking up on them.

Like I'm going to let them see me running at them with a boner.

They'll fucking tear me a new one.

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Originally Posted by Banned

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

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No, it doesn't.

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Originally Posted by banned

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

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yeah, i hear the STDs make everything get fucked up bad.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Will do.

To be completely sure, I'll also throw her down the stairs.

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Sounds like a well constructed plan.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Kinda hard to do that when you're sneaking up on them.

Like I'm going to let them see me running at them with a boner.

They'll fucking tear me a new one.

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I wouldn't mind having a new one, hopefully one that's larger than 3 inches (damn asian in me!)

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

No, it doesn't.

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pig blood does.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Sounds like a well constructed plan.

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I'm not constipated I swear!

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Originally Posted by Banned

I wouldn't mind having a new one, hopefully one that's larger than 3 inches (damn asian in me!)

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I can arrange to have a big dicked Canadian in you by next thursday.

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Originally Posted by Banned

pig blood does.

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Yeah, but you gotta fight those high school kids for it.

Always with the pranks...

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

I can arrange to have a big dicked Canadian in you by next thursday.

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I think I've seen enough of brightside for this month.

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Originally Posted by banned

I think I've seen enough of brightside for this month.

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I meant me.

Ugh fine.

A big dicked Newfie.

There.

Also, the french have tiny dicks.

And there's no such thing as too much brightside.

Hell I'd fuck her again for free.