have you considered mind control?
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have you considered mind control?
So, whenever you have to go to the bathroom.... do you smash the toilet?
I see... Well, I like your ambition, and I agree about the world being on bad hands but if you have good intentions, why don't you try to change the world pacifically?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Um, besides, ain't you a bit too-trigger happy and short tempered to rule the world? Just sayin'
And lastly, if you succeeded, wouldn't it all turn out like it did in Mobius in the SatAM cartoon? If it's yes, they I'm getting in your way, Doc.
For the mechs... well, you both seem to like to build things ten times your size, but that can ultimately be destroyed. Maybe I'm overconfident about my knowledge on weapons of mass destruction, but durability always beats size.
What I like about your designs is that you don't use skulls everywhere. (It's getting to me - the last time I visited a natural science museum I shot a triceratops' skull and got kicked out.)
I got to hand it to you, the robot fight on the Death Egg/Doomsday looked really hard. That's the one time I think Sonic's got it tougher than me. Some fortresses of yours also seem to be particulary annoying; for example, Metropolis.
I refer you again to Evil Plot #323: Colours. Things did NOT go as planned, and that plan won't work a second time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
Oh yay, a fat joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Englebert3rd
Pacifism, with a few notable exceptions, sadly doesn't work. The nature of the inhabitants of the planet is so deeply ingrained that I firmly believe that a dictatorship is the only way to keep them from annihilating eachother over the tiniest slights. Also, I used to be exceptionally trigger-happy. I'm still mildly short-tempered, but my trigger-happiness only surfaces when I'm absolutely desperate, and you'll note that even in those situations I often have a backup plan. Everything I do is very much designed on who I am as much as on who Sonic is. Don't worry too much there.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Almighty MegaMan
And no, I do NOT intend to follow that particular Robotnik's example. That guy was, frankly, INSANE. Plus, at times he appears to be evil for evil's sake, which is the single most pointless thing anyone can do. I don't intend to transform the world into some dreary overpolluted post-apocalyptic hellhole. Again, I intend to seize control by whatever means necessary, and then improve on the sorry lot of the planet.
Your feedback on my mechs is very much appreciated. I do appreciate large-scale constructs - subtlety isn't exactly one of my strongest suits - but more and more these days, the weaknesses are becoming harder and harder to discern. Also, don't worry too much about your overconfidence - durability is a supremely important aspect to any creation, and if I'm honest, many of my constructs are extremely durable. It's just that Sonic is exceptionally good at what he does by now. I'll see about some scale reduction though. Functionality comes before how imposing a mech is.
Skulls... eh, they fit in certain themes - I seem to recall having a haunted mansion base once. You can't avoid skulls there, but overall, I prefer mechs. And I've heard some time ago that Sonic thrashed a vending machine, thinking it was one of my mechs. He then realised it was just showing a red and yellow advert. Hadn't laughed that hard in months.
Do be careful with those triceratops skulls though. Those things are quite interesting to research.
And ahhh nostalgia. The Death Egg battle was one of my better ones. Sadly, the power source - the Master Emerald - could not be adequately protected, and Sonic's repeated attacks caused a power surge that destroyed the mech. Such a shame...
And Metropolis was a fun base. It's actually still operational as well, but only for some minor projects. Some assembly lines, an airship or two... you know, the usual.
how did you first find out about chao island?
Sheer coincidence, actually. I stumbled across the island in one of my escape attempts after my latest evil plot went sour. I spent some time there, and grew very fond of the little creatures. I subtly spread the news about them to the world, even going so far as to anonymously fund the construction of a Chao room in Station Square Hotel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
Yes, I can do good by stealth too. Chao are nice.
Does sonic get enjoyment out of wreaking your plans?
Couldn't you use a super high powered grease gun to stop sonic in every aspect possible?
Have you thought about giving sonic a life time supply of KFC so that he would become fat, unfit and slower?
Which gun would be the best for going after sonic with?
A Fully automatic shotgun
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B AK47
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C Rocket launcher
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D This thing?
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Whats your favorite food?
Whats your favorite band or music type?
Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see the picture below?
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do you like kids?
how about animals?
do you ever go shopping? if so is it online or in a real store?
how do you feel about your failures being chronicled?
if you could have your own game what would the storyline be?(probably obvious right)
have you thought of building another theme park or casino?
how much is too much?
which came first the chao or the egg?
how do you feel about hyperactive people?
what annoys you as much if not more than sonic and tails?
not sure if it's been asked already but, what kind of music do you like?
how do you feel about people using abbreviations rather than the full words or names?
A hwacha!Quote:
Originally Posted by joe blogs
I lol'd so goddamn hard!! Thanks Joe :lmao:Quote:
OH, OH, OH! I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION!
Why are evil geniuses always bald? I mean, it seems like INTELLIGENCE = 1/HAIR.
Think about it.
why the evil characters are more intelligent than good characters?
Ah, more attachments, let's scroll to the bottom and s- HOLY HELL. Just to answer your last question first - That was the first thing that came to mind upon seeing that image. Never do that again. Now, back to the top.Quote:
Originally Posted by joe blogs
- Yes, I rather suspect Sonic enjoys destroying my mechs. Like me, he enjoys a good challenge and a good fight. Sadly, he's the better warrior currently, though I've blindsided him once or twice.
- Already attempted it. Never works.
- I dread to speculate on the Hedgehog's metabolism, but he can eat as much as he bloody likes. It never seems to affect him. Mind you, all that running will probably burn a LOT of fat anyway, but still.
- None of them. I've tried guns, shotguns, machine guns, rocket launchers, cluster rocket launchers, and similar. You'll note Sonic's still running.
- My favourite food would be a good stew.
- My favourite band would probably be the Beatles, and for the music type: 60's classic rock.
- I'll admit I'm not overfond of kids. I don't really have the disposition for handling them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
- I like some animals and dislike others. Much like everyone else on the planet, really. I do feel a bit bad for my initial schemes where I used small animals as batteries for my smaller robots. Stupid idea, in hindsight.
- I shop online. Anonymously. I really don't think that me walking into a store would work very well at the present time, do you?
- Flattered and annoyed at the same time. There're a few people in the team chronicling Sonic's fight that like me, considering how they portray me quite accurately. I'm annoyed because, obviously, Sonic is the hero of the story, and it gets a bit tiresome seeing my old losses replayed again and again.
- If I had my own game, the storyline could go in many directions. I'm not going to be flat and just make a game based around "I stomp Sonic YAY". I like SOME depth to my stories, thanks.
- Considered it, but I'm not sure how effective it'd be. I mean, I won't sucker anyone into going to them anymore, so what'd be the point?
- Too much what? Custard? Hatred? Overly large mechs? Really, SPECIFY!
- ...d'you know, I think that question has actually been asked already, but I'm too lazy to look it up. Oh wait, that was chicken and the egg. In this case the answer's a bit different. The Chao, given that they were created by the Master Emerald.
- As long as they don't try to annoy me, I'm fine with them.
- Overuse of internet memes and trolling. It's pointless, usually exceptionally stupid, and completely useless.
- See the list of questions by joe blogs, above in this post. He asked the exact same question. :P
- Abbreviations have their place, as long as they don't become used so much that they essentially replace full sentences. As a friend of mine (Yes, I do have friends, don't you?) once said: "In an ideal society, the sentence 'y r u here 2' can get a man shot." I agree wholeheartedly.
A hwacha? Well, I just learned something. Also, I was mostly worried about the mind that would've made that last picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Almighty MegaMan
I'm not sure what caused the trend of baldness Mega Man, but I can assure you that my baldness has not been a primary influence for me to take my chosen path. For now, I'm just chalking it up to coincidence, really.
I have a theory there. I've theorised that heroism actually takes up more of the brain than it's designed to handle, and thus causes the higher thought centers to burn out.Quote:
Originally Posted by mikewwm8
whats your favorite quote/saying?
do you ever go out when your not trying to take over the world?
Any chance of a pic of your current egg mobile?
What do you like in stew?
What would you like for Christmas?
Whats your favorite public holiday?
Have you thought of making a female distraction for sonic?
Could you make a slowmo generator to slow down sonic?
You said in a previous post that your beard defies some of the laws of physics, how does it do that?
Don't you think smidgeon is a pretty silly word? I think it sounds like some sort of dirty bird, don't you agree? What does it actually take to impress you? I can juggle pineapples, if you'd like me to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
- When is it actually kosher to start with the namecalling? I thought agony aunt was pretty fitting since they, you know, answer silly questions. I suppose I could've wrote uncle, but I think Disney has trademarked that. Correction, I fear they've trademarked the word uncle.
- So is your face.
- You've trapped them inside silly robots? You fed them to woodland creatures? That's actually just a tiny bit of imagination. Also, what's with the funny asterisk? Where's Obelisk!?
- So, whenever someone says something midly provocative he's trolling? If you try to be a little clever or just plain random - which, I might add, isn't that odd; I'm just trying to make friends - you're trolling. Urgh, tiresome. Please fix this, santa. Oh, sorry?
- Could I get a duschen hound for christmas?
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Armitage
Repeated over and over again, on a city bus to random strangers.
On topic: Is Sonic actually blue, or does his black hair just seem subtly blue to Asian sensibilities?
- I have a reasonably large variety, actually, but let's go with a classic from the Adventure 2 plot: "Now you know why I am the best!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
- At times. I have a few holographic projectors that keep me disguised if necessary.
- I suggest looking through http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Egg_Mobile. It contains a large variety of my designs.Quote:
Originally Posted by joe blogs
- Many ingredients, but I do feel meat is an important component at any time.
- For Christmas? Dear me, I hadn't even thought about it yet. Nothing in particular comes to mind, just something small would be fine, if anything at all really.
- I don't really have one public holiday that I favour over others, I'm afraid. They're holidays. They give people the chance to be cheerful and have some free time. If they could carry that cheer and peacefulness on throughout the year, I might not even need to take over the bloody world.
- Yes. But then Amy would come and complain. Have you SEEN that hammer!?
- Tried that in a very early plot. Things did not turn out as planned.
- My beard does not, my mustache does. And if I knew how it did that, I'd probably try to incorporate it into my technology. Somehow.
- Smidgeon is fine as a term. Perhaps old-fashioned, but there's very little wrong with it. If you'd prefer, I'll use soupçon instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Armitage
- I'm not exceptionally easily impressed, though juggling pineapples is a neat trick.
- Your point is well-made, though I don't know whether I care for the term 'agony aunt'. Still, your argument stands. Also, the worry that Disney has trademarked the word 'uncle' is, luckily, unfounded for now.
...for now.
- Now really, you see, there's your problem. Non-sequiturs like that can't really be answered except like this.
- Annnnnd now you're just confusing me. The only thing I can relate to anything is the remark on asterisks, vaguely.
- Perhaps I jumped to the 'trolling' remark too easily, I'll acknowledge this. However, certain questions can sometimes be so grating that I lose my temper, and I believe that it's been established by now that I'm not the most even-tempered evil genius in history. I do hope you will accept my apology in this regard, and I also hope that you will stop asking about hoes or pose relentless non-sequiturs.
- For this, you will have to enter negotiations with a mr. Santa Claus, the North Pole. While I'm flattered you ask me, I am not, in fact, him.
No, he's actually blue. No, I don't know why either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Mix-A-Lot
have you considered "pimping" out your egg mobile?
have you considered painting the egg carrier a different color?
how long do you predict this thread staying alive?
- The closest I can get to having 'pimped out' my eggmobile would be during my second assault on the world, as I fought Sonic in the Casino Night Zone. Thing was in terribly poor taste, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
- Well, not really, though if you have something in mind, feel free to shout suggestions.
- I honestly have no idea. Frankly, I'm astounded that it's lasted as long as it has. Adding the link to it to my signature might extend its life a bit, but as for when it ends - I couldn't possibly say. Thus far it's been going strong, and as long as it lasts, I'll be answering your queries.
do you think this threads life span has something to do with me?
I suggest you paint the egg carrier red and black with yellow accents or blue and black.
Have you considered a cheese mobile or a ham mobile ?
How may pages do you think this thread will get to?
Have you sent sonic a parcel explosive?
Whats your favorite holiday destination?
do you have or have you had siblings?
what was your childhood like?
- Of course it does. All active posters are welcome, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
- Well, the Egg Carrier IS red and grey with yellow accents, so going with black would seem a bit too tiny a change. Blue might be worth considering though.
- ...Well played. And no, I have not ever considered either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- I thought it might get to 10. I'm currently posting on page 21. I have no idea how far this'll go.
- I've tried to bomb Sonic in so many ways I literally can't even begin to list them. A mail bomb has been considered. And done. And failed.
- Wherever, really. I live aboard a flying fortress. If I want to go somewhere, I'll go there.
- The closest sibling I had was Maria Robotnik, granddaughter of Gerald Robotnik and my cousin. She perished during GUN's assault on the ARK when they began to fear my grandfather's creations. Another one of the reasons I have a very severe distaste for that organisation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
- A large part of that is classified information. Suffice it to say I had a sheltered childhood, developing my skills in robotics at an early age. After scoring several prestigious diplomas and awards on the field, I drew the attention of several powerful organisations, GUN amongst them. They appeared to feel that either I'd work for them or I was against them. A few personal tragedies later, and I became the man I am now. In some ways, I regret it. In others, I couldn't be happier. I'm doing what I enjoy the most - inventing, using my intellect to create better and more beautiful creations, and using them to battle to fools that thought to strike me down for my intellect in the first place.
What use do the straps with the rectangular ends have on your jacket?
Do you work out?
have you tried contact lens?
What do you like to have your boiled eggs with?
will everyone have to drive egg mobiles when you take over?
Are you going to make your next egg mobile blue?
Does your egg mobile have a normal car radio?
- Pure style. Pure, unadulterated, awesome style. Plus, the yellow blocks house some extra sensory hardware, but that aside.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- It's been asked before, and I"ll give the same answer here: Yes, I work out. I have to stay ahead of Sonic somehow when my latest scheme's gone awry and have to run away.
- No. I'm extremely fond of my glasses.
- I would like to have them with breakfast, thank you.
- Well, HAVE TO, no. I do, however, intend to bring a lower-spec version of my own eggmobile on the market. I will, of course, hold technological supremacy in my own capable hands.
- Nah, I've got a good thing going with the steel-grey eggmobile. I've used that for years now, and in truth, I'm really very fond of it, so I'll stick with that.
- Afraid not. I usually fly too fast to get a good signal, so I just have most of the music I like on a sound system in the eggmobile.
Have you considered mind control on the population until such time that the hedgehog is defeated
or maybe a memory wipe of sonic
Focus now, you've already asked me this. And I refer you AGAIN to Evil Plot #323: Colours. Things didn't work out. Being stuck in a singularity of darkness for a while did NOT do my mood any favours, so I've abandoned that for now. It's an idea I may revisit, but not at this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
why red?
I like red?Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
Also, I didn't answer your other question, about mindwiping Sonic. I've actually attempted that, but apparently all the chaos energy he's absorbed from those blasted rings and emeralds protect his soul, as it were. It's a bit of a bastard.
When i asked what you like to have your boiled eggs with i meant what do you like to eat them with :fdance:
have you got any questions for us? i know thats already been asked but i thought you might have thought of some now.
How fast can your egg mobile go? i noted that you said that it goes fast enough that a radio can get a signal, how fast is that?
does your egg mobile have a fold away roof or do you not go out in bad weather?
What do you do for air when you are going flat out in your egg mobile? do you have issues with wind noise?
could you get rid of my neighbors? PLEASE ! :urk:
i have a theory on sonic's speed after reading a fanfic, i have no clue if this is possible but half-demon perhaps? same for tails.
unrelated but I'd have to say that it seems like with you a large reason i dislike humans in general is the overall idiocy, seriously i don't watch tv that often anymore as the sheer stupidity annoys me greatly. also i have a hobby you may find interesting as most other people i talk about it with do as well, redesigning various tech shown in videogames to work according to our worlds physics (and depending on the design for human use).
currently i've finished redesigning the incredibly simple yet quite versatile Bob-omb design (really now, its just a bomb that walks and that can be made with nearly any explosive material), and the standard koopa shell with 4 different models and a wide variety of modified designs of it (fire/elec/ice (the ice part is still in the works partly) resistant, submersible, aerial use among many possibilities), and lastly my most complex redesign, the koopatrol body armor first seen in (i think) paper mario. only real hole in the koopatrol armor currently is a energy source but tthat partly depends on if a energy shield is added or opted out of the design.
Spose you could try Slipping something in sonics food... poison him
- I know, but I couldn't resist. Still, my answer of 'breakfast' is fairly accurate nonetheless. I like to have a boiled egg alongside a few slices of toast and a nice cup of tea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- I'm afraid that no questions have come to mind as yet.
- If necessary, my Eggmobile can reach speeds of up to 300 mph. And before you ask whether that causes me any problems while flying: I'm a genius. I worked around that issue. And it's not necessarily that the reception is bad, but I"m out of range of radio stations so quickly it's usually not worth the bother, so I just got my own music instead. Easier too.
- I suppose you could call it that, but it's really a glass dome, serving to protect me, keep airflow going in high-speed and vacuum situations, and of course, keep me dry when it's raining.
- See my previous answers. I worked around it, and the glass dome serves to avert air issues/wind noise.
- Sorry, I don't take requests for annihilation just now, I'm kinda focusing on conquering the world. This thread is just a spare time thing. I do have to take short mental breaks, after all.
- Demonic origins are exceptionally unlikely in this case. If they ARE there, they're so far back in Sonic's lineage, and Tails' for that matter, that it wouldn't make any difference whatsoever. I investigated Sonic and Tails' family histories after being defeated the first time or two to try to find an explanation for his illogical blasted speed, but nothing to be found other than just usual family lineage.Quote:
Originally Posted by treos
- Your hobby is of interest. Redesigning some of the infamous mario tech could prove quite enlightening to you, and I commend you on your chosen path of science. Remember though: It's not all about re-creating earlier work. Sooner or later you'll have to build your own projects. I remember when I finished my first Eggmobile, well before I even wanted to take over the world.
...ahhh, happy days.
You're not the first to suggest this, and you won't be the last. For one, Sonic's unique physiology makes him resilient to a great many poisons, when I've been desperate enough to try that. For two, poisoning is reprehensible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
On a different note, I think I've finally come up with a question to ask YOU, dear forumgoers:
Why do you all keep coming back to this thread? I'm planning to take over the world and rule it, so including you lot, with a benevolent iron fist. Yet you guys seem to like me. How does this figure?
It's not that I mind you here, in fact, I find it greatly enjoyable. But it still confuses me somewhat.
Know thyQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
enemyLeader :)
I come back just to read all the dumbass questions. The answers are good but jeez some of the questions arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. lol
Also i am a spy for sonic so its very...........Interesting
Eminently possible, I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
You know, I try to not insult people's intelligence, or lack thereof, but you do take the crown. In one breath you insult most of the people asking questions here, compliment me on my answers, and then casually mention that you are a spy for Sonic.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasJ's Illegitimate Child
Let's clear the air here:
Number one: I already know there were some stupid questions and/or remarks posted. I dealt with them.
Number two: I also already know that my answers are good, but thank you.
Number three: You are NOT a spy for Sonic, because while Sonic is foolish in many ways, he's not completely incompetent at what he does, which you just proved yourself to be. If you are, in fact, a spy, I'm sure that reading about my breakfast habits and similar has been exceptionally interesting for you. You'll note I haven't actually divulged anything about future plots, my whereabouts (Yes, I live on the Egg Carrier. Feel free to try to pinpoint its current location), my primary objectives after taking that hedgehog out of the running, and so on and so forth.
Really now, you must think I'm stupid. And if you intend to grab a psychological profile of me from this thread, congratulations, you've discerned that I"m a slightly bitter genius with a penchant for the dramatic, idealistic at times, but willing to do whatever it takes to conquer the world.
Have a nice day.
Soz
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Originally Posted by MasJ's Illegitimate Child
But yea seriously if you have not worked it out yet and as the point of the thread Lasharus is ROLE PLAYING as Dr. Robotnik now maybe you have never played a Sonic game or Watched the cartoon or even read the comic so ill help you here...
Robotnik / Eggman is Arrogant and Overly Intelligent.
also when you stated "Also i am a spy for sonic so its very...........Interesting" It was kinda dumb really Spies dont go running round telling the person there spying on that they are a spy... its kinda rule number 1...
So maybe cool your jets a little yea?
What is your favorite RPg?
What is your favorite tool to build robots with?
*angry rant deleted*
It's all right. ^_^
More questions.
What is your favorite hobby besides building machines?
Who is your favorite artist?
Who is your favorite music Artist?