Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

how did you first find out about chao island?

Sheer coincidence, actually. I stumbled across the island in one of my escape attempts after my latest evil plot went sour. I spent some time there, and grew very fond of the little creatures. I subtly spread the news about them to the world, even going so far as to anonymously fund the construction of a Chao room in Station Square Hotel.

Yes, I can do good by stealth too. Chao are nice.

[Joe Blog]

Does sonic get enjoyment out of wreaking your plans?
Couldn't you use a super high powered grease gun to stop sonic in every aspect possible?
Have you thought about giving sonic a life time supply of KFC so that he would become fat, unfit and slower?
Which gun would be the best for going after sonic with?

A Fully automatic shotgun

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B AK47

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C Rocket launcher

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D This thing?

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Whats your favorite food?
Whats your favorite band or music type?
Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see the picture below?

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[Grouch]

do you like kids?
how about animals?
do you ever go shopping? if so is it online or in a real store?
how do you feel about your failures being chronicled?
if you could have your own game what would the storyline be?(probably obvious right)
have you thought of building another theme park or casino?
how much is too much?
which came first the chao or the egg?
how do you feel about hyperactive people?
what annoys you as much if not more than sonic and tails?
not sure if it's been asked already but, what kind of music do you like?
how do you feel about people using abbreviations rather than the full words or names?

[The Almighty MegaMan]

D This thing?

this thing.jpg

A hwacha!

Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see the picture below?

ugly man.jpg

I lol'd so goddamn hard!! Thanks Joe

OH, OH, OH! I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION!

Why are evil geniuses always bald? I mean, it seems like INTELLIGENCE = 1/HAIR.
Think about it.

[mikewwm8]

why the evil characters are more intelligent than good characters?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Does sonic get enjoyment out of wreaking your plans?
Couldn't you use a super high powered grease gun to stop sonic in every aspect possible?
Have you thought about giving sonic a life time supply of KFC so that he would become fat, unfit and slower?
Which gun would be the best for going after sonic with?

A Fully automatic shotgun

AA12 full auto shotgun.jpg

B AK47

AK47.jpg

C Rocket launcher

Rocket launcher.jpg

D This thing?

this thing.jpg

Whats your favorite food?
Whats your favorite band or music type?
Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see the picture below?

ugly man.jpg

Ah, more attachments, let's scroll to the bottom and s- HOLY HELL. Just to answer your last question first - That was the first thing that came to mind upon seeing that image. Never do that again. Now, back to the top.
- Yes, I rather suspect Sonic enjoys destroying my mechs. Like me, he enjoys a good challenge and a good fight. Sadly, he's the better warrior currently, though I've blindsided him once or twice.
- Already attempted it. Never works.
- I dread to speculate on the Hedgehog's metabolism, but he can eat as much as he bloody likes. It never seems to affect him. Mind you, all that running will probably burn a LOT of fat anyway, but still.
- None of them. I've tried guns, shotguns, machine guns, rocket launchers, cluster rocket launchers, and similar. You'll note Sonic's still running.
- My favourite food would be a good stew.
- My favourite band would probably be the Beatles, and for the music type: 60's classic rock.

do you like kids?
how about animals?
do you ever go shopping? if so is it online or in a real store?
how do you feel about your failures being chronicled?
if you could have your own game what would the storyline be?(probably obvious right)
have you thought of building another theme park or casino?
how much is too much?
which came first the chao or the egg?
how do you feel about hyperactive people?
what annoys you as much if not more than sonic and tails?
not sure if it's been asked already but, what kind of music do you like?
how do you feel about people using abbreviations rather than the full words or names?

- I'll admit I'm not overfond of kids. I don't really have the disposition for handling them.
- I like some animals and dislike others. Much like everyone else on the planet, really. I do feel a bit bad for my initial schemes where I used small animals as batteries for my smaller robots. Stupid idea, in hindsight.
- I shop online. Anonymously. I really don't think that me walking into a store would work very well at the present time, do you?
- Flattered and annoyed at the same time. There're a few people in the team chronicling Sonic's fight that like me, considering how they portray me quite accurately. I'm annoyed because, obviously, Sonic is the hero of the story, and it gets a bit tiresome seeing my old losses replayed again and again.
- If I had my own game, the storyline could go in many directions. I'm not going to be flat and just make a game based around "I stomp Sonic YAY". I like SOME depth to my stories, thanks.
- Considered it, but I'm not sure how effective it'd be. I mean, I won't sucker anyone into going to them anymore, so what'd be the point?
- Too much what? Custard? Hatred? Overly large mechs? Really, SPECIFY!
- ...d'you know, I think that question has actually been asked already, but I'm too lazy to look it up. Oh wait, that was chicken and the egg. In this case the answer's a bit different. The Chao, given that they were created by the Master Emerald.
- As long as they don't try to annoy me, I'm fine with them.
- Overuse of internet memes and trolling. It's pointless, usually exceptionally stupid, and completely useless.
- See the list of questions by joe blogs, above in this post. He asked the exact same question.
- Abbreviations have their place, as long as they don't become used so much that they essentially replace full sentences. As a friend of mine (Yes, I do have friends, don't you?) once said: "In an ideal society, the sentence 'y r u here 2' can get a man shot." I agree wholeheartedly.

A hwacha!


I lol'd so goddamn hard!! Thanks Joe

OH, OH, OH! I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION!

Why are evil geniuses always bald? I mean, it seems like INTELLIGENCE = 1/HAIR.
Think about it.

A hwacha? Well, I just learned something. Also, I was mostly worried about the mind that would've made that last picture.

I'm not sure what caused the trend of baldness Mega Man, but I can assure you that my baldness has not been a primary influence for me to take my chosen path. For now, I'm just chalking it up to coincidence, really.

why the evil characters are more intelligent than good characters?

I have a theory there. I've theorised that heroism actually takes up more of the brain than it's designed to handle, and thus causes the higher thought centers to burn out.

[Grouch]

whats your favorite quote/saying?
do you ever go out when your not trying to take over the world?

[Joe Blog]

Any chance of a pic of your current egg mobile?
What do you like in stew?
What would you like for Christmas?
Whats your favorite public holiday?
Have you thought of making a female distraction for sonic?
Could you make a slowmo generator to slow down sonic?
You said in a previous post that your beard defies some of the laws of physics, how does it do that?

[Elmdor Rizer]

Oh goodie, a smidgeon of effort. I do believe I'm still not impressed! I'll even throw in a bonus and answer your questions!

- Well, I'm answering this question now, though really now... agony aunt? Must you already descend into namecalling? Yes, I realise I said trolls are idiots in my own posts, but I still claim the moral high ground for no reason at all.
- If you don't care about whatever it is you're doing, you'll never take over the world.
- Of course a lot of the internet language is overused. That's why I try to avoid most of it.
- Actual questions that can be answered would be a start. "Where my hoes at" is a question that I do not know, want to know, or want to answer to. *OOC: It's a ridiculous question that doesn't actually allow an in-character response, and as such, would be considered trolling. Oh yes, I can probably manage it with a great deal of imagination, but I'd like to stick to the characteristics of Dr. Robotnik, and neither he nor I would be inclined to answer such a question. Ever.*
- While I agree that the term 'trolling' is overused, it's one that is unavoidable these days, and there's little point to make up my own words. All it'll do is cause minor confusion for little purpose.
- Please fail to emphasize elsewhere then, because your lack of interest in anything is mildly grating..

Don't you think smidgeon is a pretty silly word? I think it sounds like some sort of dirty bird, don't you agree? What does it actually take to impress you? I can juggle pineapples, if you'd like me to.

- When is it actually kosher to start with the namecalling? I thought agony aunt was pretty fitting since they, you know, answer silly questions. I suppose I could've wrote uncle, but I think Disney has trademarked that. Correction, I fear they've trademarked the word uncle.
- So is your face.
- You've trapped them inside silly robots? You fed them to woodland creatures? That's actually just a tiny bit of imagination. Also, what's with the funny asterisk? Where's Obelisk!?
- So, whenever someone says something midly provocative he's trolling? If you try to be a little clever or just plain random - which, I might add, isn't that odd; I'm just trying to make friends - you're trolling. Urgh, tiresome. Please fix this, santa. Oh, sorry?
- Could I get a duschen hound for christmas?

[Andy_Jerk]

- So, whenever someone says something midly provocative he's trolling? If you try to be a little clever or just plain random - which, I might add, isn't that odd; I'm just trying to make friends - you're trolling. Urgh, tiresome. Please fix this, santa. Oh, sorry?

This.

Repeated over and over again, on a city bus to random strangers.



On topic: Is Sonic actually blue, or does his black hair just seem subtly blue to Asian sensibilities?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

whats your favorite quote/saying?
do you ever go out when your not trying to take over the world?

- I have a reasonably large variety, actually, but let's go with a classic from the Adventure 2 plot: "Now you know why I am the best!"
- At times. I have a few holographic projectors that keep me disguised if necessary.

Any chance of a pic of your current egg mobile?
What do you like in stew?
What would you like for Christmas?
Whats your favorite public holiday?
Have you thought of making a female distraction for sonic?
Could you make a slowmo generator to slow down sonic?
You said in a previous post that your beard defies some of the laws of physics, how does it do that?

- I suggest looking through http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Egg_Mobile. It contains a large variety of my designs.
- Many ingredients, but I do feel meat is an important component at any time.
- For Christmas? Dear me, I hadn't even thought about it yet. Nothing in particular comes to mind, just something small would be fine, if anything at all really.
- I don't really have one public holiday that I favour over others, I'm afraid. They're holidays. They give people the chance to be cheerful and have some free time. If they could carry that cheer and peacefulness on throughout the year, I might not even need to take over the bloody world.
- Yes. But then Amy would come and complain. Have you SEEN that hammer!?
- Tried that in a very early plot. Things did not turn out as planned.
- My beard does not, my mustache does. And if I knew how it did that, I'd probably try to incorporate it into my technology. Somehow.

Don't you think smidgeon is a pretty silly word? I think it sounds like some sort of dirty bird, don't you agree? What does it actually take to impress you? I can juggle pineapples, if you'd like me to.

- When is it actually kosher to start with the namecalling? I thought agony aunt was pretty fitting since they, you know, answer silly questions. I suppose I could've wrote uncle, but I think Disney has trademarked that. Correction, I fear they've trademarked the word uncle.
- So is your face.
- You've trapped them inside silly robots? You fed them to woodland creatures? That's actually just a tiny bit of imagination. Also, what's with the funny asterisk? Where's Obelisk!?
- So, whenever someone says something midly provocative he's trolling? If you try to be a little clever or just plain random - which, I might add, isn't that odd; I'm just trying to make friends - you're trolling. Urgh, tiresome. Please fix this, santa. Oh, sorry?
- Could I get a duschen hound for christmas?

- Smidgeon is fine as a term. Perhaps old-fashioned, but there's very little wrong with it. If you'd prefer, I'll use soupçon instead.
- I'm not exceptionally easily impressed, though juggling pineapples is a neat trick.
- Your point is well-made, though I don't know whether I care for the term 'agony aunt'. Still, your argument stands. Also, the worry that Disney has trademarked the word 'uncle' is, luckily, unfounded for now.

...for now.
- Now really, you see, there's your problem. Non-sequiturs like that can't really be answered except like this.
- Annnnnd now you're just confusing me. The only thing I can relate to anything is the remark on asterisks, vaguely.
- Perhaps I jumped to the 'trolling' remark too easily, I'll acknowledge this. However, certain questions can sometimes be so grating that I lose my temper, and I believe that it's been established by now that I'm not the most even-tempered evil genius in history. I do hope you will accept my apology in this regard, and I also hope that you will stop asking about hoes or pose relentless non-sequiturs.
- For this, you will have to enter negotiations with a mr. Santa Claus, the North Pole. While I'm flattered you ask me, I am not, in fact, him.

This.

Repeated over and over again, on a city bus to random strangers.



On topic: Is Sonic actually blue, or does his black hair just seem subtly blue to Asian sensibilities?

No, he's actually blue. No, I don't know why either.

[Grouch]

have you considered "pimping" out your egg mobile?
have you considered painting the egg carrier a different color?
how long do you predict this thread staying alive?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

have you considered "pimping" out your egg mobile?
have you considered painting the egg carrier a different color?
how long do you predict this thread staying alive?

- The closest I can get to having 'pimped out' my eggmobile would be during my second assault on the world, as I fought Sonic in the Casino Night Zone. Thing was in terribly poor taste, really.
- Well, not really, though if you have something in mind, feel free to shout suggestions.
- I honestly have no idea. Frankly, I'm astounded that it's lasted as long as it has. Adding the link to it to my signature might extend its life a bit, but as for when it ends - I couldn't possibly say. Thus far it's been going strong, and as long as it lasts, I'll be answering your queries.

[Grouch]

do you think this threads life span has something to do with me?
I suggest you paint the egg carrier red and black with yellow accents or blue and black.

[Joe Blog]

Have you considered a cheese mobile or a ham mobile ?
How may pages do you think this thread will get to?
Have you sent sonic a parcel explosive?
Whats your favorite holiday destination?