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2nd-August-2011, 01:28
Nemkoon

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

We used to have an entire huge box full of PlayBoy. :lol
I didn't find out about it until 3 days before we threw the box away, with all the mags.

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

We asked my brothers if they wanted them.
And my parents found ways to keep me away from them. :(

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Originally Posted by Raype

Somewhere out there is a very happy garbage man.

And possibly a very fugly wife who is not being attended to.

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

They actually went straight to the dump.
Do you want to know how big the box was?

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Originally Posted by Raype

*unzips*

Yes.

Speaking of which, I spend a lot of time at used book stores.

As a bonus, I also pick up the sort of chicks that frequent used book stores.

Some of them being pretty hot.

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

About 6ft high, and about twice the size of an average fat person. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

:lol

You definitely should have sold them.

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

My parents weren't thinking.
They never think.
They could've payed off all of their bills with all those magazines.
I'm pretty sure their were some first issues in there. :wacko:

Porn.
2nd-August-2011, 01:29
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

It's a lot of fun. :nod:
Just... don't even bother playing the first game. Which (if it's like the copies here) is included with a free online pass.
Don't even waste your time.

Terrible port. TERRIBLE.

...Wanted to make sure I got it new so I got the first game with it. :whistle:
2nd-August-2011, 01:31
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Dr Mario

I have no idea where this is headed, but I'm interested.

I haven't known where this was going for 2 months.

Which is as long as I've had this footage.

Which reminds me, Tan should have like, 4 more hours of this stuff.

God.
2nd-August-2011, 01:32
Inferno.

I was wanting to :platinum: and do the DLC in Enslaved for the 100% but then I realised you have to get all tech orbs. :(
2nd-August-2011, 01:33
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

Porn.

I was actually here for that conversation.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

...Wanted to make sure I got it new so I got the first game with it. :whistle:

So did I. :lol
It's still mildly entertaining, but it handles like a beast. You have been forewarned.
(But the trophies for it aren't difficulty related. So you can play through the game on Normal and not have to worry about doing Nightmare. Which will make your life a lot easier).
2nd-August-2011, 01:33
Raype

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Originally Posted by Dr Mario

I have no idea where this is headed, but I'm interested.

We tried recording an LP video.

Tan fucked up the game audio, and I fucked up the skype commentary recording (in my defence, it was fucked up because I was using skype to record camwhoring previously. The settings are not the same)

Ivolt got stuck with the footage since he's not doing anything. I'm busy filling applications/making calls and Tan is occupied with school. Or at least we were when this started like a month and a half ago.

So Ivolt has so much shit to do. :wacko:
2nd-August-2011, 01:34
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I was wanting to :platinum: and do the DLC in Enslaved for the 100% but then I realised you have to get all tech orbs. :(

I'm tempted to try the DLC, but I'll probably save it for later when I don't have anything else I want to play.

And yeah, I'm not looking forward to the tech orbs. Especially since you can't chapter select into specific parts of chapters (like you can in Alice). You have to replay the entire thing.
2nd-August-2011, 01:34
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I was actually here for that conversation.

So did I. :lol
It's still mildly entertaining, but it handles like a beast. You have been forewarned.
(But the trophies for it aren't difficulty related. So you can play through the game on Normal and not have to worry about doing Nightmare. Which will make your life a lot easier).

I like how the Alice DLC is outside of the :platinum: on the Xbox 360 its achievements are included in the original 1000 for Alice Madness Returns, so to get the 1000 gamerscore you need to buy it new. For just the :platinum: on PS3 you could buy it used.

I :<3: the PS3 more and more every day.
2nd-August-2011, 01:34
Nemkoon

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I was actually here for that conversation.

So did I. :lol
It's still mildly entertaining, but it handles like a beast. You have been forewarned.
(But the trophies for it aren't difficulty related. So you can play through the game on Normal and not have to worry about doing Nightmare. Which will make your life a lot easier).

I just realized that you were.
Still great conversation though.
2nd-August-2011, 01:36
Jazzmarazz

Pink backlight just arrived in the mail today. :wacko:
Installing in a Black Play it Loud NOAW! :awesome:
2nd-August-2011, 01:37
Cookie Monster

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I really want Alice though, but for £24 I want it the same week I pay for it. :low:

I'd want the same if I lived there. It's slightly more expensive at Amazon now tho, £27...

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I feel like I'm cheating somehow by not having any overly difficult :platinum:s in my collection.
That, and whenever I sit down with the intent of a game lasting me for a long time, I invariably finish with it in about four days.
If I were to get the Demon's Souls :platinum: (if I even can), it'll probably take me something like three weeks of pretty solid playing.
And I won't feel like a cheap tool.

:wacko:

I'm still fairly proud of my Mr. Perfect trophy, though. :]

Beware with what you want... that's all I'm going to say :wacko:
2nd-August-2011, 01:37
Ivolt

I'd like to note that I'm STILL preoccupied with school.
2nd-August-2011, 01:37
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I like how the Alice DLC is outside of the :platinum: on the Xbox 360 its achievements are included in the original 1000 for Alice Madness Returns, so to get the 1000 gamerscore you need to buy it new. For just the :platinum: on PS3 you could buy it used.

I :<3: the PS3 more and more every day.

:top:

I'm so glad I bought a PS3. When I was first looking at next gen consoles, it was pretty much 50-50 between 360 and PS3, and I convinced myself I wanted a PS3.
Even with the whole PSN attack thing, I'm more than satisfied. :nod:
2nd-August-2011, 01:38
Inferno.

I don't really want to pay anymore than £20 for new games at the minute since I'm poor. So as close to £20 is necessary. Certainly can't stretch to £27 for it. :lol
2nd-August-2011, 01:38
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Beware with what you want... that's all I'm going to say :wacko:

Oh, I'm going to shed tears, I know this.

But I will have morphine.

So I won't care.

:wacko:
2nd-August-2011, 01:38
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

:top:

I'm so glad I bought a PS3. When I was first looking at next gen consoles, it was pretty much 50-50 between 360 and PS3, and I convinced myself I wanted a PS3.
Even with the whole PSN attack thing, I'm more than satisfied. :nod:

I went and bought a 360 during the PSN downtime. Wish I didn't bother. :low:
2nd-August-2011, 01:40
Raype

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

I'd like to note that I'm STILL preoccupied with school.

I'd like to note that I'm still being a lazy bastard.

30 days to do nothing. Huzzah. :wacko:
2nd-August-2011, 01:40
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I don't really want to pay anymore than £20 for new games at the minute since I'm poor. So as close to £20 is necessary. Certainly can't stretch to £27 for it. :lol

New games here are usually $59.99 on release. Which (equivalent exchange) is £38.47

And I refuse to pay $59.99 for a game unless I'm really looking forward to it.
2nd-August-2011, 01:41
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

New games here are usually $59.99 on release. Which (equivalent exchange) is £38.47

And I refuse to pay $59.99 for a game unless I'm really looking forward to it.

I wish I didn't pay £39.99 for Dirt 3. It's going for £15 new now. :crying:
2nd-August-2011, 01:41
Devi

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

New games here are usually $59.99 on release. Which (equivalent exchange) is £38.47

And I refuse to pay $59.99 for a game unless I'm really looking forward to it.

I can't remember the last time I was looking forward to a game enough to pay the $59.99 price...
2nd-August-2011, 01:41
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I went and bought a 360 during the PSN downtime. Wish I didn't bother. :low:

I only know one person who has a 360 (among my friends). And I would not game with him.

Of course, my new group of friends are all 360 players. But they can go fuck themselves. :wacko:

(Honestly, there aren't any exclusive titles for the 360 that interest me at all)
2nd-August-2011, 01:41
Cookie Monster

Ok, I'm off. Ladies, gents, enjoy the rest of the night even if there's no chat :wacko:

:bamf:
2nd-August-2011, 01:42
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'd like to note that I'm still being a lazy bastard.

30 days to do nothing. Huzzah. :wacko:

Oh cool, then we can do character gen. Like, right now. :P
2nd-August-2011, 01:42
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I only know one person who has a 360 (among my friends). And I would not game with him.

Of course, my new group of friends are all 360 players. But they can go fuck themselves. :wacko:

(Honestly, there aren't any exclusive titles for the 360 that interest me at all)

I bought it for Gears 3.

MASSIVE GEARS FAN BOY HERE.

Can't stand any other 360 exclusives really though, PS3 is more for me. :<3:
2nd-August-2011, 01:42
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Ok, I'm off. Ladies, gents, enjoy the rest of the night even if there's no chat :wacko:

:bamf:

:wav:
2nd-August-2011, 01:42
Jazzmarazz

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Originally Posted by Devi

I can't remember the last time I was looking forward to a game enough to pay the $59.99 price...

Hey, its one of those women things. RUNRUNRUN! The chat is gone and they have no where to go, but the HO. They will find you....:dread:
2nd-August-2011, 01:43
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Devi

I can't remember the last time I was looking forward to a game enough to pay the $59.99 price...

DEVI~! Long time no see. (Every time you're here, I'm either asleep or at work).

Anyways. I've only bought one game brand new so far, and that was Alice: Madness Returns. Which I don't regret for a second.
I will pay the brand new price for Uncharted 3 when it comes out, though. 'cept we sell games at my store, and I get a 10% discount on everything (pretty much), including games. And PSN cards, oddly enough. :thot:
2nd-August-2011, 01:44
Inferno.

I'm definitely picking up Gears of War 3 and Uncharted 3 on release day for full price. I doubt I'll be able to get any other games for full price though. :shrug:
2nd-August-2011, 01:44
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Ok, I'm off. Ladies, gents, enjoy the rest of the night even if there's no chat :wacko:

:bamf:

:wav:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I bought it for Gears 3.

MASSIVE GEARS FAN BOY HERE.

Can't stand any other 360 exclusives really though, PS3 is more for me. :<3:

Yeah, gotta admit that Gears always looked like a lot of fun.
But Uncharted won, for me. :<3:

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Hey, its one of those women things. RUNRUNRUN! The chat is gone and they have no where to go, but the HO. They will find you....:dread:

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
they'll find us
2nd-August-2011, 01:45
Devi

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Hey, its one of those women things. RUNRUNRUN! The chat is gone and they have no where to go, but the HO. They will find you....:dread:

:lol "They" being women? I'm pretty sure as quiet as I am on here, I've still spent more time in the HO than the chat :wacko: Although I'll miss the potential to troll in real-time...
2nd-August-2011, 01:45
Inferno.

Uncharted >>>> Gears

But I'm in love with Gears of War multiplayer. Uncharted MP is okay, but nothing spectacular for me. :shrug:
2nd-August-2011, 01:45
Raype

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Hey, its one of those women things. RUNRUNRUN! The chat is gone and they have no where to go, but the HO. They will find you....:dread:

Who has the access codes to retro?

We need some sort of female EP to provide a safehaven.

Clearly.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Oh cool, then we can do character gen. Like, right now. :P

I should point out that, while I do have a rough idea of how 40K works, I have never been involved in a game.

And my tabletop experience is limited at best.

This is going to be oh, so fun.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

(equivalent exchange)

We can create games alchemically now?
2nd-August-2011, 01:46
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Devi

:lol "They" being women? I'm pretty sure as quiet as I am on here, I've still spent more time in the HO than the chat :wacko: Although I'll miss the potential to troll in real-time...

Holy sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet gurlz use da innernetz too :ahhh:
2nd-August-2011, 01:46
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I'm definitely picking up Gears of War 3 and Uncharted 3 on release day for full price. I doubt I'll be able to get any other games for full price though. :shrug:

Massively looking forward to Uncharted 3. :nod:
Beyond that (at the moment at least), there isn't anything coming out that really interests me. That I've read up on, anyways. I usually try not to read too much "upcoming games" news, since I like to sit back and see what other people think of games first, so I don't waste my money.
2nd-August-2011, 01:47
Raype

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Originally Posted by Devi

:lol "They" being women? I'm pretty sure as quiet as I am on here, I've still spent more time in the HO than the chat :wacko: Although I'll miss the potential to troll in real-time...

"They" being the 3-4 guys who frequented the chat who were....interesting.

I feel the chat would've survived if there was a "punch in face" option for admins.

Oh how I would've spammed that option...
2nd-August-2011, 01:47
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Massively looking forward to Uncharted 3. :nod:
Beyond that (at the moment at least), there isn't anything coming out that really interests me. That I've read up on, anyways. I usually try not to read too much "upcoming games" news, since I like to sit back and see what other people think of games first, so I don't waste my money.

There's a lot coming out this year that I want. But that happens every year.

Super-duper excited for Uncharted 3 though. I need to make sure I replay the first 2 again, so I don't look silly with just Uncharted 3 played on my account when it's released. :lol
2nd-August-2011, 01:48
Jazzmarazz

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Originally Posted by Devi

:lol "They" being women? I'm pretty sure as quiet as I am on here, I've still spent more time in the HO than the chat :wacko: Although I'll miss the potential to troll in real-time...

No, you misunderstand. They are after You. They being the now homeless chatters.
You would have to have been there, though, you would not have wanted to.
2nd-August-2011, 01:49
Devi

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

DEVI~! Long time no see. (Every time you're here, I'm either asleep or at work).

Anyways. I've only bought one game brand new so far, and that was Alice: Madness Returns. Which I don't regret for a second.
I will pay the brand new price for Uncharted 3 when it comes out, though. 'cept we sell games at my store, and I get a 10% discount on everything (pretty much), including games. And PSN cards, oddly enough. :thot:

Hello Drag ^_^ (I know, I'm always on when no one else is. It's so sad and lonely.)

I think the last game I bought new was Heavy Rain, and while it's a pretty interesting game, I do regret that one. I beat it in two nights. Definitely not worth 60 bucks, imo, and I rage against certain things in it too much to get myself to play it again.

I really only use my PS3 for Netflix and PSOne Classics and I still love it more than the 360. :<3:
2nd-August-2011, 01:49
Inferno.

Speaking of bashing Uncharted 2. Public matches were a little lame, but playing with the EP crew was lots of fun.

Are we going to revive Uncharted 2 multiplayer before 3 is released? :whistle:
2nd-August-2011, 01:49
brit

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I think I'm gonna watch snatch soon.

I didn't pirate it for nothing. :ignore:

You'll enjoy it.

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