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again? He's a repeat offender?
Oh he's offensive alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
At least that's what everyone at his school says.
Can't watch his language at all.
Also, he has done it before.
Several times.
One morning I even woke up with a huge load all over my face.
Now I know how DCK's mom feels when I splooge on her face,
Airbags and seatbelts is for pussies. Flying through your windsheild is for bad asses like me. Chuck Norris has nothing on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
No comment on the masturbation.
I know where you live.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
I actually had a run in with the language police last night. Apparently saying fuck at a Christian college isn't proper.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Strongbad was the inspiration for the game "flatout". I shit you not.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Chuck Norris blows. I'm better than he is.
Because you don't do it.
Yeah, And I don't drink. Or swear. Or fuck. Or jerk off to brightside's camwhoring.
O RLY? Address plz. I lost mah keys. Now on yo knees.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Neither is fucking at one.
Ray-20 God-0
Oh yeah, take religious schools and summer camps!
Where's this camwhoring streamed at? :P
Just google for tubgirl. That's BS's screen name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
All of what you said is very true.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Tubgirl is very sexy indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Seriously?Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I thought I was just making it up as I go along.
This must be how politicians feel.
...
I have the sudden urge to get oral from a fat chick.
seriously now: http://www.epforums.org/official-uno...l?goto=newpostQuote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
enjoy.
Tell me about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
We dated for a while.
Want to know what happens when Goatse meets Tubgirl?
Anal sex.
I just masturbated. Seriously, already finished.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Oh you bad. You bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
why does EP hate me so much?Quote:
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Why is there glue on your pants?Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
And why do you smell like shame?
Also, Roux's camwhoring > Rydia's camwhoring.
Really.
There is just no way around it, pics or bs.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
I'm bad? Hey, she was the one shoving fruit up my ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
I later shoved a baseball up her pussy.
Then I fucked her hard.
We still haven't gotten the ball back.
Because you masturbate to gay porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
No really, if you get that message it means you're gay.
Y'know, I have a friend who might be into you.
Want his number?
rofl
no thanks. Don't swing that way...[:
PM.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Damn, I totally exploded in my pants at that scene with the cucumber.
That she pickled.
Also, look closely in scene 4.
Notice the guy ejactulating on her tits?
Me.
:wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Anyway, I am watching Cartoon Network. Bill Cosby impression out of nowhere made me die laughing.
You weren't lying, great taste.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Bill cosby once made me lick his pudding pop.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I died a little inside that day.
Because michael jackson snuck up on me and raped me during the oral.
And tore out most of my sphincter.
Hah you got raped by MJ :]
Yeah, she does taste pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Except she juices all over the place.
Fuck, I nearly drowned once.
Well then again that's probably karma for that hooker I deepthroated to death.
Bitch should learn to watch the teeth.
Reminds me of the time I sat on top of the drain thing in my pool. Ripped out most of my intestines. I can't eat more than a cheeseburger without shiting.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Everyone cool has been raped by MJ.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
Besides, he's cool. He gave me porn and beer. Almost was worth playing with that shriveled deformed miscolored penis.
Cock through the back of the head or she just couldn't breathe?Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
I once got me balls caught in the drain of my shower.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Now my balls are lower than sprung's mom's tits.
Both I think. She kinda gagged then tried to push me off. Things got kinda freaky and eventually I ended up ripping out through the back of the neck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
Got back inside though before I finished.
Blew her head clean off.
No wonder the bitch was so dumb.
Barely made a mess when her brains splattered all over the place.
Why is there sound when I move my mouse around? Do all speakers do that or just mine?
You would make a great Law and Order SVU episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
At least mine don't.
It's probably because you wank too much.
Oh, also is your mouse electronic or biological.
Those bio mice tend to make a fuckload of noise.
Till you hit them with the hammer anyway.
Don't have a hammer? Any blunt object will do.
No, don't throw that joint at the mouse.
Oh look, little bastard's trying to eat the desk.
Now it's staring at it's tail.
Now it's fucking the speaker.
And now it's crushed by my boot.
That'll teach you to bogart the green you little asshole.
Nah, his mom's tits are lower.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Plus, sprung's wife isn't nearly as short as sprung's family.
And I would. Of course there's the minor issue of trying to buy the rights to my life story.
I'm planning to sell it to a porn studio.
I call it "how I fucked your moms".
Wow, it took you very little time for you to turn that into a hilarious joke. Very nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
It takes me a while to get things done, but when I'm finished you really enjoy it.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Inside.
Deep inside.
Oh yeah.
You want me.
You want me so bad.
Oh, you totally want me to fuck your brains out.
All over the fucking place.
And you want me to film it.
So you can fap to it later.
yeah.
like that.
Wow, before you get to horny I am going to go to sleep. I have to be up early, like 3pm early. I know, spring break is awesome. Although, having a job again would be more awesome. Night.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Last day of vacation for me.. Back to work tomorrow..Gah..
It's okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You just lie there.
I promise I won't wake you.
Foam mattress-worth every penny.
Just don't sleep on your back.
I hate when you do that.
G'night
:wav:
Hmm, probably should download a movie or something to kill time.
Working the corners?Quote:
Originally Posted by snkupo
You should see what I have planned for you on monday.
Let's just say it involves a strap on and a knife.
Dead hangout someone have to get the hart to start again anyone!