The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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Originally Posted by Rydia

i can sit on your face, is that okay?

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IT'S A TRAP!

She leaks orange goo from her anus.

And it often lands on her face.

It's true, I have a PM that proves it!

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Originally Posted by Rydia

i can sit on your face, is that okay?

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Sure. I would like that.

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Yes.

The kicker is that I'll, apparently, be able to infect people with the mono virus for several months to come. ^_^

Speaking of nothing. Yeah.

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Hmm, time for an experiment.

I hear you can get mono on the penis.

Want to help with this experiment?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Yeah, I get that a lot. "It" being herpes.

Dslyeiax is hard to splel.



So, should I go with the anal joke or not?

Yeah, tell me about it. Pretty far east too.



I'll sit on your face for a dollar.

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When people say the live in Canada, I always assume they mean Ontario or somthing. Not Seskatuan, or Freblackustan, or Whaterstuan...

Really, name your regions so people can pronounce them. DO IT NAO!

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Originally Posted by Rydia

i can shit on your face, is that okay?

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fixed, my bad :wacko:

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

IT'S A TRAP!

She leaks orange goo from her anus.

And it often lands on her face.

It's true, I have a PM that proves it!

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:pepsi:

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Originally Posted by Rydia

fixed, my bad :wacko:

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Even better :pepsi:

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Hmm, time for an experiment.

I hear you can get mono on the penis.

Want to help with this experiment?

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You never let me recieve these days.. :(

You were lots nicer before we married.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

When people say the live in Canada, I always assume they mean Ontario or somthing. Not Seskatuan, or Freblackustan, or Whaterstuan...

Really, name your regions so people can pronounce them. DO IT NAO!

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Yeah, we'll get on that after you guys fix the names already.

Too many damn washingtons and springfields.

Also, forgive us for not raping the natives then renaming everything Mr. American sir.

No, PUT THE GUN DOWN!

*bang*

See, this is the problem with america, any kid can go and buy a gun :P

DirectTV has a commercial on for HughesNet Satellite Broadband.

I keep thinking how much better their commercial would be if they had strongbad flying through a windshield, and getting up to do the commercial.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

DirectTV has a commercial on for HughesNet Satellite Broadband.

I keep thinking how much better their commercial would be if they had strongbad flying through a windshield, and getting up to do the commercial.

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:lol

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Yeah, we'll get on that after you guys fix the names already.

Too many damn washingtons and springfields.

Also, forgive us for not raping the natives then renaming everything Mr. American sir.

No, PUT THE GUN DOWN!

*bang*

See, this is the problem with america, any kid can go and buy a gun :P

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NO. I...I...the demons....

RENAMEITNOWORDIEBACONER!

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

You never let me recieve these days.. :(

You were lots nicer before we married.

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Look, I'll recieve for the first 50 years of marriage, the next 50 are your years.

And you were much better looking. You really let yourself go, whore. Wonder why I drink? It's so I can have an excuse for why I always vomit when I fuck your fat ugly old ass. AND WHERE'S MY DINNER WOMAN!!?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Look, I'll recieve for the first 50 years of marriage, the next 50 are your years.

And you were much better looking. You really let yourself go, whore. Wonder why I drink? It's so I can have an excuse for why I always vomit when I fuck your fat ugly old ass. AND WHERE'S MY DINNER WOMAN!!?

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Damn. That's, that's cold.

My cat likes to sit on my desk, and rest her head right in the middle of my left monitor. I'm afraid she's going to end up with a brain tumor.

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Originally Posted by Michael

Damn. That's, that's cold.

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The Ionosphere? Well, yeah :eyeball:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

My cat likes to sit on my desk, and rest her head right in the middle of my left monitor. I'm afraid she's going to end up with a brain tumor.

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Aw. :(

Push her off.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

The Ionosphere? Well, yeah :eyeball:

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Look, I'll recieve for the first 50 years of marriage, the next 50 are your years.

And you were much better looking. You really let yourself go, whore. Wonder why I drink? It's so I can have an excuse for why I always vomit when I fuck your fat ugly old ass. AND WHERE'S MY DINNER WOMAN!!?

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You're sleeping on the couch tonight, fucker.

Oh, and I had sex with your brother, father and mother. At the same time.

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

You're sleeping on the couch tonight, fucker.

Oh, and I had sex with your brother, father and mother. At the same time.

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You go girl!

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Originally Posted by Michael

Aw. :(

Push her off.

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She just jumps back up. We do this all the time.

Also, she can identify Star Trek. Whenever I start watching episodes, she jumps up here and knows I have the keyboard drawer pushed in, so she sits on my lap.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

DirectTV has a commercial on for HughesNet Satellite Broadband.

I keep thinking how much better their commercial would be if they had strongbad flying through a windshield, and getting up to do the commercial.

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Yeah, but then we'd know it's fake.

Nobody ever WALKS away from a strongbad crash.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

NO. I...I...the demons....

RENAMEITNOWORDIEBACONER!

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Not my problem. Newfoundland is an english word.

Well three english words.

Man, what the hell were they smoking when they named this place? Couldn't think of something less stupid sounding? Or shorter. Well they probably were thinking of sprung before they got here. After several weeks on a boat, everyone starts to look good.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

She just jumps back up. We do this all the time.

Also, she can identify Star Trek. Whenever I start watching episodes, she jumps up here and knows I have the keyboard drawer pushed in, so she sits on my lap.

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Aaaww! :)

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Yeah, but then we'd know it's fake.

Nobody ever WALKS away from a strongbad crash.



Not my problem. Newfoundland is an english word.

Well three english words.

Man, what the hell were they smoking when they named this place? Couldn't think of something less stupid sounding? Or shorter. Well they probably were thinking of sprung before they got here. After several weeks on a boat, everyone starts to look good.

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Our driver that delivers the much each year is Canadian. It's so freakin funny to listen to him talk.

He's a Mountain Dew nut too. He always has at least 2 cases of it, chilled and everything. It's like y'all don't have it there or something.

With the accent, every damn thing he says is hilarious.

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Originally Posted by Michael

Damn. That's, that's cold.

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Not as cold as these potatoes.

Learn to use the goddamn oven you stupid bitch.

*slaps NFM*

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Originally Posted by Nazis from EPforums.org[/QUOTE

You're sleeping on the couch tonight, fucker.

Oh, and I had sex with your brother, father and mother. At the same time.

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I have no brother.

Your move.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

She just jumps back up. We do this all the time.

Also, she can identify Star Trek. Whenever I start watching episodes, she jumps up here and knows I have the keyboard drawer pushed in, so she sits on my lap.

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Which is the first time sprung's penis has been near pussy in almost a decade.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

I have no brother.

Your move.

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My bad, I meant half brother.

Get it? I slept with an infant.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Which is the first time sprung's penis has been near pussy in almost a decade.

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If by "decade" you mean...

ahh, fuck it. :eyeball:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Our driver that delivers the much each year is Canadian. It's so freakin funny to listen to him talk.

He's a Mountain Dew nut too. He always has at least 2 cases of it, chilled and everything. It's like y'all don't have it there or something.

With the accent, every damn thing he says is hilarious.

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Really? :P Have you ever found yourself about to burst into laughter from that?

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

My bad, I meant half brother.

Get it? I slept with an infant.

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Elmodr: denting the foreheads of fetuses for 10 years!

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Originally Posted by Michael

Really? :P Have you ever found yourself about to burst into laughter from that?

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every time :P

It's hard to talk to him with a straight face. There's no other accent as funny as Canadian.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

every time :P

It's hard to talk to him with a straight face. There's no other accent as funny as Canadian.

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Damn! Now I feel like watching Whose Line Is It Anyway, just for Colin. =\

I love my computer, it makes me feel alright, every waking hour and every lonely night.

WHY THE HELL DID THEY MAKE THAT SONG? >_________<

I love my computer, you're always in the mood, I get so turned on, when I turn on you.

WHY, GRAFFIN, WHY?

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Our driver that delivers the much each year is Canadian. It's so freakin funny to listen to him talk.

He's a Mountain Dew nut too. He always has at least 2 cases of it, chilled and everything. It's like y'all don't have it there or something.

With the accent, every damn thing he says is hilarious.

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Fortunately, I don't have that problem. Accentless. Yeah.

Nah, we have it here. Just the cola wars kinda limited the supply. I saw my dad get flattened by a giant pepsi can. It was horrible. It rolled and crushed my village. Now I must seek revenge!

Just as soon as I'm done wandering around for several hours.

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Originally Posted by NFM

My bad, I meant half brother.

Get it? I slept with an infant.

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My half brother is 12.

NEXT!

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Originally Posted by Michael

Damn! Now I feel like watching Whose Line Is It Anyway, just for Colin. =\

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He's not even close.

I am talking SERIOUS accent. It's absolutely side-splitting.

I meant the one me and you mother made. Geez.

/Gone.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Fortunately, I don't have that problem. Accentless. Yeah.

Nah, we have it here. Just the cola wars kinda limited the supply. I saw my dad get flattened by a giant pepsi can. It was horrible. It rolled and crushed my village. Now I must seek revenge!

Just as soon as I'm done wandering around for several hours.

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:gaffaw:

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

I meant the one me and you mother made. Geez.

/Gone.

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Catch ya later, Elm. :wav:

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

I meant the one me and you mother made. Geez.

/Gone.

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Fetuses love the eye-squirt. DO IT.


Later :wav:

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

I meant the one me and you mother made. Geez.

/Gone.

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I believe you mean "your" mother.

Also, that won't be happening. My mom may be a slut, but she has standards.

:wav:

America has NTSC-U videogame releases. Other than that, America is crap.