Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
Damn. That's, that's cold.
Not as cold as these potatoes.

Learn to use the goddamn oven you stupid bitch.

*slaps NFM*

Quote Originally Posted by Nazis from EPforums.org[/QUOTE
You're sleeping on the couch tonight, fucker.

Oh, and I had sex with your brother, father and mother. At the same time.
I have no brother.

Your move.

Quote Originally Posted by Sprung
She just jumps back up. We do this all the time.

Also, she can identify Star Trek. Whenever I start watching episodes, she jumps up here and knows I have the keyboard drawer pushed in, so she sits on my lap.
Which is the first time sprung's penis has been near pussy in almost a decade.