Yeah, we'll get on that after you guys fix the names already.
Too many damn washingtons and springfields.
Also, forgive us for not raping the natives then renaming everything Mr. American sir.
No, PUT THE GUN DOWN!
*bang*
See, this is the problem with america, any kid can go and buy a gun![]()
DirectTV has a commercial on for HughesNet Satellite Broadband.
I keep thinking how much better their commercial would be if they had strongbad flying through a windshield, and getting up to do the commercial.
Look, I'll recieve for the first 50 years of marriage, the next 50 are your years.
And you were much better looking. You really let yourself go, whore. Wonder why I drink? It's so I can have an excuse for why I always vomit when I fuck your fat ugly old ass. AND WHERE'S MY DINNER WOMAN!!?
My cat likes to sit on my desk, and rest her head right in the middle of my left monitor. I'm afraid she's going to end up with a brain tumor.