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5th-August-2007, 03:30
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Sure it is. Sure. :dread:

well, i always think they fall asleep, until i find they are dead the next day...
5th-August-2007, 03:31
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

well, i always think they fall asleep, until i find they are dead the next day...

You're supposed to remove the gag afterwards!

Poor things starved....
5th-August-2007, 03:32
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

You're supposed to remove the gag afterwards!

Poor things starved....

no, they just usually bleed to death from rips in their lower body
5th-August-2007, 03:34
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

no, they just usually bleed to death from rips in their lower body

You're supposed to remove your prince albert during sex.

Noob.
5th-August-2007, 03:34
Elmdor Rizer

Why would a dead guy buy a farm?

Also, whatever happened to <Random Pet name. It's not like it's funny.>
5th-August-2007, 03:36
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

You're supposed to remove your prince albert during sex.

Noob.

nope, im just like 7" wide...
5th-August-2007, 03:37
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Her Pee

Why would a dead guy buy a farm?

http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/farm.asp
5th-August-2007, 03:38
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/farm.asp

Dead guys buyin farms babeh!!! yah! this is americah!!!
5th-August-2007, 03:42
Elmdor Rizer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/farm.asp

I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.

:dizzy: :strong: :wav: :shocked: :ugh: :wav: :wav: :wav: :<3:
5th-August-2007, 03:44
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Her Pee

I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.

:dizzy: :strong: :wav: :shocked: :ugh: :wav: :wav: :wav: :<3:

bUt DiS iS dUh AmIhRuKuZ!!!!
5th-August-2007, 03:44
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Her Pee

I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.

:dizzy: :strong: :wav: :shocked: :ugh: :wav: :wav: :wav: :<3:

I'm off. Tuck me in? :]

Shut up, Ray. I call the obvious joke. :P
5th-August-2007, 03:46
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

I'm off. Tuck me in? :]

Shut up, Ray. I call the obvious joke. :P

And I call your house to hear your voice then hang up immediately.
5th-August-2007, 03:47
Elmdor Rizer

I'll come join you hun.

I need to sleep though.. so, eh, no diarrhea-preventing tonight.
5th-August-2007, 03:49
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

And I call your house to hear your voice then hang up immediately.

are you mixing a techno song of him saying "hello this is evans" and "RAY? is this you fucking calling again" over and over?

or are you going to wank to his voice?
5th-August-2007, 03:51
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

are you mixing a techno song of him saying "hello this is evans" and "RAY? is this you fucking calling again" over and over?

or are you going to wank to his voice?

Both.

Although I normally just loop "hello ray" and of course I call him early in the morning to get the occasional "ugh...hello?".

I'm adding sound to our sex tape.

Since the mic spent most of the tape lodged in my ass.

And the squishing gets dull after the first 8 hours.
5th-August-2007, 03:54
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Both.

Although I normally just loop "hello ray" and of course I call him early in the morning to get the occasional "ugh...hello?".

I'm adding sound to our sex tape.

Since the mic spent most of the tape lodged in my ass.

And the squishing gets dull after the first 8 hours.

ah, would you need any sexy asian schoolgirl noises?
5th-August-2007, 03:58
Raype

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Originally Posted by Lee

ah, would you need any sexy asian schoolgirl noises?

I have plenty.

And while there's no such thing as too much, I hate dupes.

So in the mean time, I'm going to sift through 342351345354352362 GB of hardcore schoolgirl action.
5th-August-2007, 03:59
J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

I have plenty.

And while there's no such thing as too much, I hate dupes.

So in the mean time, I'm going to sift through 342351345354352362 GB of hardcore schoolgirl action.

Schieße.
5th-August-2007, 04:02
Anonymous

Raaaay...?

If you were in a German schieße video, you'd tell me... Right?
5th-August-2007, 04:02
Lee

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Originally Posted by Ray_

So in the mean time, I'm going to sift through 2 kB of hardcore schoolgirl action.

fix'd

and only i can supply you with 15gb of tentacle hentai...

because The two known moviesl+all other tentacle hentai is only like 10gb... (am i allowed to post titles here? O.o)
5th-August-2007, 04:06
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galcian

Schieße.

Fire away! :wacko:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezy

If you were in a German schieße video, you'd tell me... Right?

Sure.

Just don't google Canaidian SchiBe XII: The Beaver and the bullet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

fix'd

and only i can supply you with 15gb of tentacle hentai...

because The two known moviesl+all other tentacle hentai is only like 10gb... (am i allowed to post titles here? O.o)

Yes.

Oh, and clearly you're unfamiliar with the expansiveness of my porn collection.

It's dwarfed only by my cock.
5th-August-2007, 04:10
Lee

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Originally Posted by Ray_

Oh, and clearly you're unfamiliar with the expansiveness of my porn collection.

Do you want to combat my 6TB HDD array, Coupled with my amazing porn searching ability.
5th-August-2007, 04:11
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Do you want to combat my 6TB HDD array, Coupled with my amazing porn searching ability.

Popcorn?

Is that you dude?

:wacko:

No one has 6TB.

No one.

Except maybe bill gates.

But everyone knows he only faps to jeffersons.

And benjamins.
5th-August-2007, 04:23
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Popcorn?

Is that you dude?

:wacko:

shh dont tell anyone and, if you need to know, i have 6.2TB of hard drives on my main desktop...

its 1x4TB External, 2x1TB Internal, and a 200gb internal i keep all my "Ray_" porn on...

in other words the stuff i vomit to.
5th-August-2007, 04:24
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

shh dont tell anyone and, if you need to know, i have 6.2TB of hard drives on my main desktop...

its 1x4TB External, 2x1TB Internal, and a 200gb internal i keep all my "Ray_" porn on...

in other words the stuff i vomit to.

Make sure you don't get irwin'd by the Ray_ stuff.

Vomiting too hard and all.
5th-August-2007, 04:32
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Make sure you don't get irwin'd by the Ray_ stuff.

Vomiting too hard and all.

my desktop has a switch that turns the monitor off when the water level gets about 6" off the floor...

also, did i mention my 6x46" flat screen plasma?

or my 64GB of ram?

or the Quad SLI'd 8800's?

or the 3DLabs 1gb card used for rendering.

or the Cookies i warm next to the Beta Quad Core AMD CPU...

i do not use this computer for gaming, it is exclusively for porn...
5th-August-2007, 04:34
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

my desktop has a switch that turns the monitor off when the water level gets about 6" off the floor...

also, did i mention my 6x46" flat screen plasma?

or my 64GB of ram?

or the Quad SLI'd 8800's?

or the 3DLabs 1gb card used for rendering.

or the Cookies i warm next to the Beta Quad Core AMD CPU...

i do not use this computer for gaming, it is exclusively for porn...

Then you've got a problem, no porn requires specs that high.

Not even high def porn games.

Which is why you should've used an old computer with a huge HDD.

And gamed on that one.
5th-August-2007, 04:35
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Then you've got a problem, no porn requires specs that high.

Not even high def porn games.

Which is why you should've used an old computer with a huge HDD.

And gamed on that one.

bah, i game on my shitty laptop to challenge myself.

maybe i should change my ideas?
5th-August-2007, 04:48
Lee

Damnit Hangout Die Fastah!!!!!!

Die Nowz!!!!!

Oh Noez!!!

Its Duh Apocalipz!!
5th-August-2007, 04:50
Lee

"Okay G, im Outty 5000"

"Magellan you crazy cook!"

name that show for $5...

ill check it tommorow as its 1:45 here...
5th-August-2007, 05:05
Anonymous

When I was at QuakeCon last year, I met this incredibly gorgeous guy. He was everything I dream about in a guy - a hot computer geek. I know you can relate, Mynx, which is why I'm writing to you. Now that QC99 approaches, I'm hoping to see him again, but I don't know how to hit on him or otherwise make him aware of my love for him. Can you give me any advice? How can I get a geek to notice me? Thus far I've never even spoken to him directly.

-Crusher

O_o
5th-August-2007, 05:11
Anonymous

http://www.tourettesguy.com/index2.html

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINTS
5th-August-2007, 05:19
Gulcasa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://www.tourettesguy.com/index2.html

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINTS

NOOO
5th-August-2007, 05:23
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

When I was at QuakeCon last year, I met this incredibly gorgeous guy. He was everything I dream about in a guy - a hot computer geek. I know you can relate, Mynx, which is why I'm writing to you. Now that QC99 approaches, I'm hoping to see him again, but I don't know how to hit on him or otherwise make him aware of my love for him. Can you give me any advice? How can I get a geek to notice me? Thus far I've never even spoken to him directly.

-Crusher

O_o

lol. I don't know what's more disturbing. The thought of that being real, or the knowledge that you took the time to make that.
5th-August-2007, 05:27
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Didn't he leave over a sig/avatar issue?

Who me? Um no, i no longer find enjoy the time i spend here, and went fuck it /leave
If not for the fact some cunt PMing me i wouldnt of checked back.

PS: Reezy has an ad in his sig. One of those "GET PAID 2 READZ EMAILZ!!!!! IVE MADE $$$"
5th-August-2007, 05:45
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

lol. I don't know what's more disturbing. The thought of that being real, or the knowledge that you took the time to make that.

actually found it online. if you weren't a fucking nub, you'd get why i posted it.
5th-August-2007, 05:50
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

actually found it online. if you weren't a fucking nub, you'd get why i posted it.

I'm sorry CMM. I'm clearly not as cool as you because I go outside.
5th-August-2007, 05:52
J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I'm sorry CMM. I'm clearly not as cool as you because I go outside.

:rofl:

Well, kids, g'night. You should do the same lest Uncle Tom calls you into his room.
5th-August-2007, 06:09
AKUMA™

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

When I was at QuakeCon last year, I met this incredibly gorgeous guy. He was everything I dream about in a guy - a hot computer geek. I know you can relate, Mynx, which is why I'm writing to you. Now that QC99 approaches, I'm hoping to see him again, but I don't know how to hit on him or otherwise make him aware of my love for him. Can you give me any advice? How can I get a geek to notice me? Thus far I've never even spoken to him directly.

-Crusher

O_o

:rofl:

I suppose a good way to get a geek's attention would be to grab his crotch? He may well wet himself but I'm sure it'll get his attention lol.
5th-August-2007, 06:12
Anonymous

guys. the funny part isn't the letter. it's the name.

Jebus, you're all dense.

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