well, i always think they fall asleep, until i find they are dead the next day...
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Why would a dead guy buy a farm?
Also, whatever happened to <Random Pet name. It's not like it's funny.>
I'll come join you hun.
I need to sleep though.. so, eh, no diarrhea-preventing tonight.
Both.
Although I normally just loop "hello ray" and of course I call him early in the morning to get the occasional "ugh...hello?".
I'm adding sound to our sex tape.
Since the mic spent most of the tape lodged in my ass.
And the squishing gets dull after the first 8 hours.
Raaaay...?
If you were in a German schieße video, you'd tell me... Right?
Fire away! :wacko:
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Just don't google Canaidian SchiBe XII: The Beaver and the bullet.
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Oh, and clearly you're unfamiliar with the expansiveness of my porn collection.
It's dwarfed only by my cock.
my desktop has a switch that turns the monitor off when the water level gets about 6" off the floor...
also, did i mention my 6x46" flat screen plasma?
or my 64GB of ram?
or the Quad SLI'd 8800's?
or the 3DLabs 1gb card used for rendering.
or the Cookies i warm next to the Beta Quad Core AMD CPU...
i do not use this computer for gaming, it is exclusively for porn...
Damnit Hangout Die Fastah!!!!!!
Die Nowz!!!!!
Oh Noez!!!
Its Duh Apocalipz!!
"Okay G, im Outty 5000"
"Magellan you crazy cook!"
name that show for $5...
ill check it tommorow as its 1:45 here...
When I was at QuakeCon last year, I met this incredibly gorgeous guy. He was everything I dream about in a guy - a hot computer geek. I know you can relate, Mynx, which is why I'm writing to you. Now that QC99 approaches, I'm hoping to see him again, but I don't know how to hit on him or otherwise make him aware of my love for him. Can you give me any advice? How can I get a geek to notice me? Thus far I've never even spoken to him directly.
-Crusher
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guys. the funny part isn't the letter. it's the name.
Jebus, you're all dense.