The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

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Originally Posted by Mimori

You mean a deep fryer isn't good for human skin? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS? D:

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I swear I've told all of you this at least once.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I recently heard a story from my grandfather about a time he had to go pick up my grandmother from some place because she'd been on acid and thought her french fries were screaming at her or something.

Whether or not this is actually true, it explains a lot about my insane grandmother that I tend to avoid at all costs. :wacko:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN2eq...elated#t=1m00s

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Originally Posted by Gare

Libraries are awesome. Or at least the library of my uni is awesome.

There's also the occasional cute frehman girl looking for a book, and the opportunity to help her out. Ah, youth. :wacko:

And now I'm sounding like an old fart.

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The extent of my experience with my uni library was many wasted weekends with my face buried in books for the purpose of research papers.

And then entire weeks spent there going over truckloads of notes for the impending finals.

Fuck libraries.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

No, no, that's you. Why do you think you have that burning sensation in your hand right as you hear the scream?

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Who do you take me for, Ivolt? I know better than to put hot oil on my skin. Hell, half the time I wear oven mits. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

On that note, I have three more clinical days left in my program before I graduate and, hopefully, get a job. I've yet to start an IV for someone.

For someone, t's going to suck to be a part of my first group of patient assignments. :wacko:

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Just jab it in. It's not like the patient will notice a poorly administered IV.

I know I didn't. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Gare

Libraries are awesome. Or at least the library of my uni is awesome.

There's also the occasional cute frehman girl looking for a book, and the opportunity to help her out. Ah, youth. :wacko:

And now I'm sounding like an old fart.

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I never used ours at all in first year because my father is an author and lecturer, and I could basically write all my essays drawing from books in the house. But this year... Oh man. Every second day. ^^;;;

You're not as old as me! ^_^ Wait, that's not '^_^' at all. D:

Apparently the university network is down, so no doing any more of this assignment tonight after all. Still up for a game, Tanthias? ^^;;;

Well, nothing worth quoting in the backread >_<

Well except for Ivolt, but there was no way in Hell I`m quoting him.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Apparently the university network is down, so no doing any more of this assignment tonight after all. Still up for a game, Tanthias? ^^;;;

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Yes. Just give me about 2 minutes (literally :P).

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

Well, nothing worth quoting in the backread >_<

Well except for Ivolt, but there was no way in Hell I`m quoting him.

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Considering I managed to do a massive multiquote after just two pages, I think you are sadly mistaken.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Ivolt was supposed to.

Ivolt... :Arc:

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No-one remembers when I talk to them.

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

Well, nothing worth quoting in the backread >_<

Well except for Ivolt, but there was no way in Hell I`m quoting him.

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As far as you need to be concerned, I said:

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Suck my dick
suck my dick
Suck my dick
I'm a shark and I hate you all
Suck my dick

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

No-one remembers when I talk to them.

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This is not true.

No one cares when you talk to them. There is a difference.

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Considering I managed to do a massive multiquote after just two pages, I think you are sadly mistaken.

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Maybe it`s less nothing to quote, more that I`m lazy:-/

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I never used ours at all in first year because my father is an author and lecturer, and I could basically write all my essays drawing from books in the house. But this year... Oh man. Every second day. ^^;;;

You're not as old as me! ^_^ Wait, that's not '^_^' at all. D:

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For anything I have to write, I generally have to access scientific papers online, thankfully they are free through my college's website, 8 books in the library for one course that 200 people are doing makes it hard to get the book in the library.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Just jab it in. It's not like the patient will notice a poorly administered IV.

I know I didn't. :wacko:

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Until the tissue around your hand/wrist becomes grossly swollen with fluids. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Why not? I have some lovely knee high boots you can have. ^^;;;

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Is this another ploy to lure me to the US? ^^;;;

Some of my skirts are pretty short, but I don't think any of them are mini. A little above knee height~ I like that sort of length best. ^_^

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Teriyaki... :drool:

Bust. BUST! :nerd:

One time, after getting fucked up on peyote, I was trapped in a car for three hours because I thought there was a moose trying to charge the door every time I attempted to open it and get away.

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:drool:, indeed.

Er...let me rephrase that. :wacko:

That's kind of hilarious. I'm sort of sad I wasn't around to point and laugh.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

You have to begin somewhere. ^_^ All of my friends who took medicine seem to say pretty much the same thing. That they do a lot of really basic things for the first time in real life scenarios once they've actually started work. Scaaaaaaary. :'D I'm sure it'll go fine, but I'll keep my fingers crossed. ^^;;;

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I'll keep mine crossed, too, although that probably won't help much with actually getting the needle in and the catheter secured. ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Raype

Just jab it in. It's not like the patient will notice a poorly administered IV.

I know I didn't. :wacko:

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It depends on what I'm giving through the IV, of course.

I think most people might start to suspect that something is amiss when their skin starts sloughing off. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

As far as you need to be concerned, I said:

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Generic Ivolt comments? Gotcha ;)

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

For anything I have to write, I generally have to access scientific papers online, thankfully they are free through my college's website, 8 books in the library for one course that 200 people are doing makes it hard to get the book in the library.

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Harsh toke, dude... >.>

In other news, I'm contemplating going back to school. Either going to actual classes in a year or so, or seeing if I can get signed up for online courses.
Because cutting meat, while fun, is not my dream job. >.>

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

This is not true.

No one cares when you talk to them. There is a difference.

:wacko:

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Oh-oh! You got jokes! I respect you!

Remember this when you find a bullet in the base of your skull. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Just jab it in. It's not like the patient will notice a poorly administered IV.

I know I didn't. :wacko:

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When it comes to taking blood there is a knack to it or so I'm told, missing means a fair amount of pain for the person involved so I doubt putting in an IV would be much different.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Is this another ploy to lure me to the US? ^^;;;

Some of my skirts are pretty short, but I don't think any of them are mini. A little above knee height~ I like that sort of length best. ^_^

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What if it is? ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Milady

Er...let me rephrase that. :wacko:

That's kind of hilarious. I'm sort of sad I wasn't around to point and laugh.

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:hello:

Also, that was not one of my shining moments. Or the time it took us 45 minutes to cross two lanes of traffic because the lights wwwwaaaayyyy in the distance might be cars.

My teenage years were not my shining moments.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I think most people might start to suspect that something is amiss when their skin starts sloughing off. :wacko:

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But at the same time, imagine the stories they could tell!

"I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND GOT BRAND NEW SKIN!"
"... dude, that's like... muscle and tissue and shit...!"
"... ohfuckitburnssogood..."

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Until the tissue around your hand/wrist becomes grossly swollen with fluids. :wacko:

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I'm not sure I'd call it "grossly" so much as "is it supposed to swell up like that?" :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

What if it is? ^^;;;

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Then you're getting a lot more than one visitor in that period. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

When it comes to taking blood there is a knack to it or so I'm told, missing means a fair amount of pain for the person involved so I doubt putting in an IV would be much different.

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I'd rather take blood any day. Then you can go straight for the antecubital space, instead of having to dig around in someone's forearm a few times first. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Harsh toke, dude... >.>

In other news, I'm contemplating going back to school. Either going to actual classes in a year or so, or seeing if I can get signed up for online courses.
Because cutting meat, while fun, is not my dream job. >.>

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It`s not?! Who wouldn`t want to chop up stuff all day? Except for you it`s more... bloody. :wacko:

Video settings switched. PS3 on HDMI. Took longer than expected, but ready when you are, Elin :nod:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Oh-oh! You got jokes! I respect you!

Remember this when you find a bullet in the base of your skull. :wacko:

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I would worry, but around here a black person stands out like... a black person. :ignore:

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

When it comes to taking blood there is a knack to it or so I'm told, missing means a fair amount of pain for the person involved so I doubt putting in an IV would be much different.

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I've had a couple of times when they were taking blood and missed a few times. Not necessarily "painful," but definitely very uncomfortable.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'm not sure I'd call it "grossly" so much as "is it supposed to swell up like that?" :wacko:

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My hand was like, twice as big as a normal hand is supposed to look. It was actually really awesome. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Video settings switched. PS3 on HDMI. Took longer than expected, but ready when you are, Elin :nod:

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Hold PS3 power button until it beeps
Select HDMI
Hit Yes
Select HDMI
Done.

The hell? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

My hand was like, twice as big as a normal hand is supposed to look. It was actually really awesome. :wacko:

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Ya know, until my nerves kicked in. Then it hurt like getting, well my hand swollen up to twice it`s size :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

My hand was like, twice as big as a normal hand is supposed to look. It was actually really awesome. :wacko:

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You could be a superhero! The Hand of Justice! :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

It`s not?! Who wouldn`t want to chop up stuff all day? Except for you it`s more... bloody. :wacko:

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Because I would like to have some semblance of a normal back by the time I'm thirty, rather than how fucked it is not from my job. Everything is about two inches too short for me, and the production plant overloads the cases so they are way too heavy for one person to lift, but there is never enough staff on hand to ask someone to help lift them with you.

One case of bone-in pork loins weighs about 115 pounds, give or take. When you cut four cases of those in the morning, after unloaded four skids with cases varying from 60-115lbs, your back starts to give out whether you are lifting properly or not.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Hold PS3 power button until it beeps
Select HDMI
Hit Yes
Select HDMI
Done.

The hell? :wacko:

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Except if I do that, it always sets auto settings for some reason. Settings that are not compatible with my monitor. Therefore I get a black screen. So I must open my capture program, hope not too many tasks are running in the background that would cause it to crash the first time I try it, click "Capture", click "Capture video", navigate to display, select HDMI, select custom, and choose the settings that won't result in said black screen.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

My hand was like, twice as big as a normal hand is supposed to look. It was actually really awesome. :wacko:

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Sounds like my nut. :wacko:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

Why, OH WHY, would you post that fucking song?

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Why, OH WHY, would you post that fucking song?

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It's sums up me being back. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Everything is about two inches too short for me

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*hits buzzer*

What is an ex girlfriend?

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Originally Posted by Mimori

You could be a superhero! The Hand of Justice! :wacko:

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His partner would be the long arm of the law.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

My hand was like, twice as big as a normal hand is supposed to look. It was actually really awesome. :wacko:

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You'd be so awesome at baseball though.

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Because I would like to have some semblance of a normal back by the time I'm thirty, rather than how fucked it is not from my job. Everything is about two inches too short for me, and the production plant overloads the cases so they are way too heavy for one person to lift, but there is never enough staff on hand to ask someone to help lift them with you.

One case of bone-in pork loins weighs about 115 pounds, give or take. When you cut four cases of those in the morning, after unloaded four skids with cases varying from 60-115lbs, your back starts to give out whether you are lifting properly or not.

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:shocked:

Well then... just goes to show you how much I know 0_0