The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

[Ivolt]

Oh, sad story.

You know how I was flipping out this morning about not being able to sleep and having to get donuts from a place that wouldn't open for another hour (at the time)?

I didn't get the donuts.

[Milady]

I...don't really have the figure for most dresses, for obvious reasons. :'D But I'm fond of skirts. Even if it's probably just a novelty factor thing because 'Whee, suddenly I can wear all these things I couldn't before and not feel bad!'.

I'm going to buy Elin some miniskirts.

[Raype]

I recently heard a story from my grandfather about a time he had to go pick up my grandmother from some place because she'd been on acid and thought her french fries were screaming at her or something.

Whether or not this is actually true, it explains a lot about my insane grandmother that I tend to avoid at all costs.

Wouldn't surprise me if they actually were. It's a well known fact that potatoes are sentient.

If you listen real close to the sound of a deep fryer just as you drop the fries in, you can hear them scream.

[Milady]

Wouldn't surprise me if they actually were. It's a well known fact that potatoes are sentient.

If you listen real close to the sound of a deep fryer just as you drop the fries in, you can hear them scream.

I'll keep that in mind when I'm making french fries at the hospital.

[Gare]

Totally going to the library when it opens at 6:30AM. *nerd*

Libraries are awesome. Or at least the library of my uni is awesome.

There's also the occasional cute frehman girl looking for a book, and the opportunity to help her out. Ah, youth.

And now I'm sounding like an old fart.

[Elin]

I'm going to buy Elin some miniskirts.

I'm bold, but I'm not that bold. Yet.

[Tanthias]

Wouldn't surprise me if they actually were. It's a well known fact that potatoes are sentient.

If you listen real close to the sound of a deep fryer just as you drop the fries in, you can hear them scream.

No, no, that's you. Why do you think you have that burning sensation in your hand right as you hear the scream?

[Milady]

On that note, I have three more clinical days left in my program before I graduate and, hopefully, get a job. I've yet to start an IV for someone.

For someone, t's going to suck to be a part of my first group of patient assignments.

[Elin]

No, no, that's you. Why do you think you have that burning sensation in your hand right as you hear the scream?

You mean a deep fryer isn't good for human skin? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS?

[Milady]

I'm bold, but I'm not that bold. Yet.

Why not? I have some lovely knee high boots you can have.

[Raype]

It's one of those things that just kinda happens.

Seriously, you posted a comment on a video, and it CLICKED BECAUSE SO OBVIOUS RIGHT

AND THEN I PUT ON A HAT AND RAN AROUND MY ROOM FOR 6 HOURS

THEN REQUESTS FOR EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WITH NO EYES.

LIKE SAGE

WHERE AM I

Clearly the answer is simple. Never go anywhere on the internet. Only bad things happen here.

Maybe so, but it's not like I wear men's jeans.

I thought gender swapping jeans was what was hip nowadays.

Men wearing chick jeans, women wearing man jeans.

Maybe I was just hilariously misinformed.

Oh, sad story.

You know how I was flipping out this morning about not being able to sleep and having to get donuts from a place that wouldn't open for another hour (at the time)?

I didn't get the donuts.

Well look on the bright side, you didn't fail to get donuts, you just succeeded at getting a lot of donut holes.

[Ivolt]

No one talk to me about the burning of hands and the making of french fries.

[Tanthias]

You mean a deep fryer isn't good for human skin? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS?

Ivolt was supposed to.

Ivolt... :Arc:

[Drageuth]

I'm...going to pretend that I didn't backread any of that.

That is probably for the best.

I say hugs are hugs for men.

I come bearing free hugs for all.

It's nice when I can talk about catching syphilis from public lavatories and it's not even close to the most disgusting post in the backread.

Could have been worse. You could have gotten pregnant.

Oh, wa--

Teriyaki sauce is like the best thing ever to be invented.

Teriyaki...

I've always considered escalators to be the pinnacle of invention.

They don't so much break down as they simply become stairs.

Dufresne! Search party of two!

I saw this wino eating grapes, and was like dude, you have to wait.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that'd be too long.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping them move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.

Mitch Hedberg.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa lets not go crazy here.

Jeans are way too ultra-practical to get rid of till they don't fit anymore.

Or they're filled with holes. And even then, you'd be suprised how many people still use them.

THEY ROCK THAT SHIT HARDCORE.

I was going to post a picture of me in my ratty as fuck jeans, but the only half decent picture I have is of me and my ex right after my son was born.
Shit doesn't belong in the Hang Out.

Jeans or bust.

Bust. BUST!

I recently heard a story from my grandfather about a time he had to go pick up my grandmother from some place because she'd been on acid and thought her french fries were screaming at her or something.

Whether or not this is actually true, it explains a lot about my insane grandmother that I tend to avoid at all costs.

One time, after getting fucked up on peyote, I was trapped in a car for three hours because I thought there was a moose trying to charge the door every time I attempted to open it and get away.

[Elin]

On that note, I have three more clinical days left in my program before I graduate and, hopefully, get a job. I've yet to start an IV for someone.

For someone, t's going to suck to be a part of my first group of patient assignments.

You have to begin somewhere. All of my friends who took medicine seem to say pretty much the same thing. That they do a lot of really basic things for the first time in real life scenarios once they've actually started work. Scaaaaaaary. :'D I'm sure it'll go fine, but I'll keep my fingers crossed.