why don't you just send sonic to another dimension?
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why don't you just send sonic to another dimension?
Mostly because breaching dimensional walls is an EXTREMELY risky business. The only reason I know of this is because I was observing another dimension at one point. My counterpart there breached a dimensional wall to get rid of Sonic, but it caused the wall to fade COMPLETELY. The problem when that happens is that all dimensions adjoining that wall will collapse in on the newly formed void. Those dimensions are now... well, gone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
Not something to experiment with. Looking into other dimensions, fine. Breaching them - EXCEPTIONALLY risky.
Solution: Homing Supre Missiles and Homing Ice Missiles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Tried that. I tried torching him, freezing him, removing his speed, you name it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus
Really, if it were THAT simple, I'd have won years ago.
Easy though.
Trapp him in an empty room where he'll go insane from boredom.
THEN FREEZE HIM AND ALL OTHER VARIOUS TORTURE METHODS AS PUNISHMENT!
Also, fill it up with water.
I've got it why don't you put on an act that you're going to stop trying to take over the world in this way you could trap that blue rodent, hows that sound?
Tried that, it failed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus
Also, do ask questions, don't make suggestions for me on how to deal with that rodent. I have several schemes lined up at any time.
I refer you once more to Evil Plot #301: Unleashed. Tried that, trapped him, AS SUPER SONIC. Failed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't just give up.
nah.
Random fun fact time: Hedgehogs are not Rodents, they fall into the order Erinaceomorpha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
KNOW YOUR ENEMY.
Inject liquidated poison ivy into sonic's veins and torture his ass?
How much pay do we get once the empire takes over?
I like robots a lot any chance you'd give me a job involving robots?
whats your plan for health care and income?
Lara Croft? Your thoughts on her?
Samus, your thoughts on her out of the suit?
Why don't you grow a beard?
Have you ever poop socked playing a game?
Have you ever spent so much time playing a Sonic game, you had to poop sock it?
Do the females in your area get real crabs, or mechanical ones that you created?
How are you today?
Did you have breakfast?
Do you like donuts?
Opinions on pizza?
I'm aware. The insult's become a habit though. I call people muppets at times too, but I'm fully aware that they're not stuffed animals either.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
I'm not exactly big on torture, as you might've gleaned from my earlier answers. And I suppose an injection of some kind of paralysing agent could work, if he didn't always outrun the poison darts.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuNinja
Varies per position. However, my people will be cared for. Those that resist will not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus
It rather depends - are you a builder of robots? Are you capable of programming them? Can you, in point of fact, do anything with them, or do you just like them for what they are?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty
Don't get me wrong, I approve of liking robots, but I need a slightly more convincing application to get you a job in my robotics department.
Health care and income will be arranged. Income, as said earlier, varies per position, and I will strive to make advances in healthcare to improve the lot of every one of my people.
Oh good, another string of these ARProductions? Right then, let's get this over with...Quote:
Originally Posted by ARProductions
From the top:
- Lara Croft. Explorer, tends to deface cultural/historical priceless artifacts for her own personal collection. Appears to have more bosom than brain, which isn't hard. Also apparently has the coordination of a cow in a supermarket trolley. Not overfond of her, really.
- Zero Suit Samus? Nothing wrong with it. Instead of using a bulky but incredibly powerful suit of armour, she relies on her quick reflexes and attack ability. I approve. No ARProductions, I will not comment on whether I 'dig' her, as you most likely want to know.
- The mustache is awesome. A beard would be ridiculous. I don't have much of a visible chin, you may recall.
- Have I ever... what? I am not going to look this up, and I would really prefer if you never EVER explain it to me. EVER. That's an order.
- WHAT?
- Would you stop it with these sex-joke questions? I did pose the rule at the OP for a reason you know. And don't act all innocent about this, you know I'm right.
- I'm fine today, my cold has receded, and my mood has improved mildly with the advent of my next evil plot.
- I did, in fact, have breakfast. Simply a cup of tea and a slice of bread today though.
- A donut at times can be nice, but only once in a while.
- Pizza is good. No more needs be said.
Good Doctor does ARProductions need a Enema to maybe make him realise that he should not question you about ANYTHING sex related as outlined and mentioned about 5 or 6 times?
Also did you invent GLaDOS? It seems to be in line with your handy work
Have you ever made mutated clones of Sonic?
Have you and sonic ever teamed up for any reason?
Would you ever "chill" with sonic? (if he wasn't destroying your things)
UMAD?Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
Ok MOAR QUESTIONES
How do you feel about the Apple II computers?
Do you like chickens?
Do you like farm animals?
Do you DIG a hole?
Do you dig a grave?
Do you like DooM?
You ever heard of a band called Ghost?
Do you like ghosts?
Do you think that I should ask more sex related questions just to be the troll that I am?
Do you think trolls can be entertaining?
Do you believe that AR Productions is a successful Youtube channel?
Do you believe that god farts daily?
Did you look up poop socking?
Have you ever known someone named Charlie Sheen?
If Charlie Sheen brought over booze and hookers, how would you feel?
Does the person that says I need a enema have to be so butthurt?
Are you offended?
Are you mad?
What?
Did you Google it today?
Do you think Tails is a homo?
Do you think furries are creepy?
How do you feel about Hentai (just a opinion, not gonna ask you anymore then that)?
Your feelings on satanism?
Do you like Black Metal?
Have a nice day?
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
About GLaDOS - nope. I'm not quite murderous enough to develop that particular device. That one was all Aperture. And all insane...
Not something I had planned yet. It's one of those things that inevitably backfires in some horribly convoluted manner. It's worth considering though, thanks for the tip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Mix-A-Lot
We've teamed up on occasion. Stopping the ARK from destroying the planet in that whole Biolizard debacle comes to mind. A destroyed planet isn't really good for business, to be quite frank. And I think Sonic and I could manage to tolerate one another, yes. We've had some good times setting up friendly tournaments of some sort or another. The All-Stars Racing event was definitely fun, for example, and my Egg Monster was a capable competitor in the races.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuNinja
Wow, starting off with a meme. You REALLY know how to get on my bad side. You know, besides repeatedly breaking the single posted rule, and consistently asking complete and utter nonsense that I wouldn't ever even want to CONSIDER, never mind answer. And oh look, I believe the trend continues. I'll take it from the top, shall I?Quote:
Originally Posted by ARProductions
- Never used 'em, no opinion.
- They're chickens. What's there to like or dislike about 'em? They're just loud birds, in the end.
- Not immensely.
- Make sense, please.
- Make sense, please.
- It amused me for some time.
- Nope.
- They can come in handy. My Pyramid Base had a few ghostly allies floating around. I also picked up a few allied ghosts in the Sandopolis ruins.
- How about no. Followed by no. To be concluded by no. The amusement wore off ages ago.
- Not even remotely. The only thing a troll does is strive to irritate by being a fuckwit, if you'll pardon the term. Some say that me calling trolls idiots is falling for the troll. However, being a troll is automatically synonymous with being an idiot.
- Never watched it. I follow precious few YouTube channels.
- Sensible questions please.
- No. I believe I mentioned not wanting to know. I will expand on that by never wanting to hear, read, or otherwise be made aware of that term.
- Not personally, no.
- Given that I don't know him personally, I'd be remarkably weirded out.
- He was echoing my thoughts, so yes, I expect so. The only difference is that I had a different method in mind. I tend not to go for disgusting methods. I won't argue with its effectiveness though.
- Given the nature of most of your questions: yes.
- Faintly.
- Make. Sense. Please.
- Make. Sense. Please.
- I'll just summarise my thoughts on this question in a two-word answer: Shut up.
- I have nothing against furries.
- I try not to consider it.
- Satanism, on balance, is idiotic.
- No, not really. I prefer classic rock. Beatles and similar.
- I'm done answering these inane questions, so I will now.
I reserve the right to stop answering your posts altogether if I find more trollish remarks in your strings of inanity ARProductions. Be told.
Not trying to sound stupid, have you ever met or been aquainted with video game charachters from other games other thsn your own?
If so, any good or memorable times?
Any funny times?
LMAO for someone that trolls a blue hedgehog, they seem quite butthurt :D
On occasion. The All-Stars Race event I mentioned before involved multiple heroes from multiple different planets. Some of them were amusing, some of them were completely bloody FREAKY. Still, it was a good laugh. I suspect the most memorable time was me activating the (race-sanctioned, I didn't cheat) cluster missile loaded flight mode. Surprised a few of them, I can tell you. Mind you, some of the others had their own specials, some of which surprised ME.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuNinja
Sonic's super form, while painful, was unsurprising. Ow.
I think that'll do. Actually, it already did two or three posts ago, but I was striving for patience.Quote:
Originally Posted by ARProductions
Do you think investing in floral shame tarps is a good idea?
Do you think it could sell a lot of money?
Would you buy a floral shame tarp?
How do you feel about Tails?
How do you feel about Gauntlet?
You ever play Ghost and Goblins?
Favorite Classic Rock Band?
Do you listen to rap?
Have you ever played Max Payne?
Favorite game from Rockstar Games?
What made you decide to build the egg carrier?
I required a powerful mobile base. The Death Egg was a bit too unwieldy for the job. The Egg Carrier - still my greatest creation to date in my mind - suited my purposes admirably. It still does, in point of fact. It's merely decommissioned as a direct weapons system for the fight against Sonic, and I treat it as 'home' now. Sonic was polite enough to acknowledge that and stop sneaking on board to cause damage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
Ever consider having children?
Disturbing question there, actually. I don't particularly WANT children, but some time ago I was attacked by a man who claimed to be my distant descendant from the future: Dr. Eggman Nega. In the end I won out, sadly only thanks to the help of Sonic.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuNinja
However, if I am to take Nega's claims as true, I will eventually settle down and have kids. And given Nega's personality, I can only assume that by that point, I'll either not be ruling the world yet, or have given up completely.
Not a happy thought. Still, something to ponder and change, if necessary.
:) Do you enjoy answering all these questions?
Most assuredly, unless the questions are purely designed to annoy. It's a fun way to pass the time in between plotting against the world and being introspective about whether I can or can not ever take over the world. I should stop being introspective though, it's depressing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuNinja
Wanna come over for dinner? XD
HAve you ever discovered any technology from other planets, and if so, can I use the ones that are Chozo tech?
Would love to, but I'm going on vacation soon, so I've very little time on my hands. Sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuNinja
I don't really go in much for interplanetary travel, so I don't have any chozo tech, besides what I reverse-engineered from your suit. Hey, YOU dropped it, be happy I eventually returned it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus
Guess I'll just have to look for them myself while increasing your interplanetary dominance.
That's perfectly fine. You'll forgive me if I ignore most of it though. I am, after all, focusing on THIS planet. Interplanetary dominance is a concern for a much later date, if ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus
Solution: Hire Bowser.
...yeah, because HE has a great track record of success. Don't be daft.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus
2 People that were very close by themselves can be succesful together.
Just kill Mario so he doesn't help sonic.
Yeah, the Mario situation is practically identical to the Sonic situation. WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE KILLING THEM.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus
Any questions?
Get rid of their ability to have extra lives.
*Out-of-character note: let's keep it at least mildly 'real life spoof', shall we? :P*Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus
...EXTRA lives? Sonic has one life, and that's plenty to deal with, thanks ever so much.
has sonic ever spun you in circles so fast that you became dizzy then gotten sick?