Ask Doctor Robotnik!

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Originally Posted by Sheik

Can you like, make me some sort of arm cannon so I can run around and blast stuff like Megaman X does in the games :wacko: ?

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if you make him one can i have one?:wacko:

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

if you make him one can i have one?:wacko:

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nahh, you don't want his robotization, you want power rings!

you checked out my competing thread?:http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...75593&posted=1
ask me what you want to.

What inspired you to make your racing monster truck in the racing you did against sonic and friends?

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

as in editing someone out of existing footage and someone else into it, like they did in Forrest Gump, and certain Star Trek episodes. Forrest Gump had Tom Hanks shaking hands with Kennedy and those Star Treks inserted DS9 cast into "The Trouble With Tribbles"

no, i don't have a 3DS, Xbox 360, PS3, or a PC that can run it.

so, what are your views on piracy? have you ever wanted to team up with all the alternate Robotniks and take Sonic down? DMCA, nuisance or good? can you open a window into my world and let me in? i need to get away from here for a bit.

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Ah, I see. I wouldn't usually do so.

- My views on piracy? Inevitable part of the rise of the internet, and the only ones who are screwed over by ever tightening legal tripe is the common user who doesn't know how to pirate to begin with.
- No, not really. It would involve breaching dimensional walls and the possible destruction of multiple universes. Not really worth it.
- DMCA is the sensible kind of copyright control.
- No.

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Originally Posted by Knoll

I wasn't really hoping for techno. I actually think classic rock is awesome.

Now, for the question: What kind of books do you like reading?

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- Fantasy, Science-Fiction, and similar. I already dislike the world as it is now, why read more about it?

Of course, if it's for keeping myself up to date with the latest developments, it's different. That's work. But for entertainment, the first two mentioned genres.

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

Oops, guess I accidentally had the Shift key held in on my keyboard -_-"
No wonder it didn't look right.

Anyway, my questions.
I think these are the only ones I can remember. since most of my memory is full of useless things :wacko:

(1) Do you build your robots to be fireproof/waterproof?
(2) What is your favourite video game glitch, if any?
(3) If you can and want to, could you make me a sword and a gun combination? :revwacko:


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Yet another hedgehog?
How many ARE there? >:

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1 - Obviously. You'll recall me having a base in the Aquatic Ruins at one point. The clue is in the title. Then there was Volcano Valley. The clue is, again, in the title.
2 - Vendor in the Sahagin (or however they spelled it) city in Baldur's Gate II. With high enough charisma, that one actually sold cheaper than it bought. I.e. A spree of selling and buying and you were set for f*cking life. :P
3 - What, as in Squall or Lightning? I hate 'em both, no.

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Originally Posted by Mohit

Why am I asking a question from you?
Why will you answer this?

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- Because you felt like it.
- Because I felt like it.

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Originally Posted by Sonic T Hedgehog

Hello doc, nice to see you made it out of that rift alive.

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Mmhmm.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

WTF, who are you?

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Mmhmm.

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Originally Posted by Sonic T Hedgehog

I'm Sonic. Sonic The Hedgehog!

so doc, why are you spreading it around that i'm transparent and flat?

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Mmhmm.

And because you are. In the games.

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Originally Posted by Sheik

Can you like, make me some sort of arm cannon so I can run around and blast stuff like Megaman X does in the games :wacko: ?

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I can, yes. I don't particularly want to. Why do people keep asking me for weapons?

Oh right.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

if you make him one can i have one?:wacko:

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See previous answer

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Originally Posted by Sonic T Hedgehog

nahh, you don't want his robotization, you want power rings!

you checked out my competing thread?:http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...75593&posted=1
ask me what you want to.

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'competing'?

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Originally Posted by Kouen

What inspired you to make your racing monster truck in the racing you did against sonic and friends?

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Saw a monster truck image, figured what they could do, I could do. But more awesome. And the Egg Monster turned out brilliantly, even if I do say so myself.

How do you plan to win in the next tournaments against your foes?

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Originally Posted by Kouen

How do you plan to win in the next tournaments against your foes?

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Well, I should think the missile barrage was extremely successful last time. That's one of the armaments. Then there's the Egg Carrier air strike, the Death Egg Orbital Bombardment...

What's that?

'Against the rules'!?

Copout.

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And this, my dear ladies, gentlemen, and those otherwise inclined (there may be bots, who knows), marks post one on page 100.

Thank you all for helping me get this silly idea off the ground, and put in the foundation stones for the glorious Eggman Empire! Expect more conquests soon! Once Sonic's been subdued, that is.

Perhaps not quite that soon.

Detials of celebratory livestream to follow.

[OOC: Didn't expect to hit this milestone at all guys, you've all been brilliant, and thanks for helping me keep this thing going for so long. :D]

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

1 - Obviously. You'll recall me having a base in the Aquatic Ruins at one point. The clue is in the title. Then there was Volcano Valley. The clue is, again, in the title.

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Before I joined these forums, the only thing I knew about you was that you were Sonic's enemy... :(
So basically, I can't recall anything.


And congratulations on the 100^th page! :D


Do you sometimes read this thread from the start to recall things from the past?

Glad to help. I enjoy interacting with you and I've learned a lot too. Thank you, Dr. Robotnik.

It was a neat idea for a thread

Anyway, now for a question:
Do you ever program for computers?
(I know you've got a lot of robots, but there are different languages between the two)

can you recommend any PS1 games?

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

Before I joined these forums, the only thing I knew about you was that you were Sonic's enemy... :(
So basically, I can't recall anything.


And congratulations on the 100^th page! :D


Do you sometimes read this thread from the start to recall things from the past?

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Then you should've been paying closer attention, shouldn't you? Also, thank you.

- On occasion, but it's quite a lot of posts to read by this point, and I do have scheming to do, you know.

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Originally Posted by iamerror

Glad to help. I enjoy interacting with you and I've learned a lot too. Thank you, Dr. Robotnik.

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I am delighted to know that some people do understand why the Eggman Empire should fall under my enlightened rule.

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Originally Posted by Knoll

It was a neat idea for a thread

Anyway, now for a question:
Do you ever program for computers?
(I know you've got a lot of robots, but there are different languages between the two)

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- was a neat idea?
- I've built full fleets. Yes, they need some computer guidance. Very odd, really.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

can you recommend any PS1 games?

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For stupid fun, Crash Bandicoot 1-3, for RPG, Final Fantasy VII or IX. For others, go look around.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Then you should've been paying closer attention, shouldn't you?

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Blame South Africa, they don't really place Sonic the Hedgehog on any TV channels.
And if they did, it's with Scratch and Grounder, those stupid robots. -_-
South Africa likes airing reruns like the classic Hawaii Five-0 and MacGyver. -_-

Anyway, I apologize for bothering you with these questions, sir.

(1) What is your favourite classic television programs, if any?
(2) How do you change your signature picture randomly?
(Sometimes it says "Lasharus" and sometimes it says "Im just getting started")

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

I am delighted to know that some people do understand why the Eggman Empire should fall under my enlightened rule.

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Speaking of Eggman Empire:
(3) Would all forums remain the same once you take over the world? (You'd probably get rid of all the "Robotnik hate" forums as well :wacko: )
(4) Would you rename any of the towns and cities?
(5) Would you construct a city or something with the name of "Robotnik Castle?" (if you haven't already)

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- was a neat idea?

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sorry about the past tense.
Anyways...
When you take over, would you get rid of the school system set in place and recreate a new one?

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

Blame South Africa, they don't really place Sonic the Hedgehog on any TV channels.
And if they did, it's with Scratch and Grounder, those stupid robots. -_-
South Africa likes airing reruns like the classic Hawaii Five-0 and MacGyver. -_-

Anyway, I apologize for bothering you with these questions, sir.

(1) What is your favourite classic television programs, if any?
(2) How do you change your signature picture randomly?
(Sometimes it says "Lasharus" and sometimes it says "Im just getting started")


Speaking of Eggman Empire:
(3) Would all forums remain the same once you take over the world? (You'd probably get rid of all the "Robotnik hate" forums as well :wacko: )
(4) Would you rename any of the towns and cities?
(5) Would you construct a city or something with the name of "Robotnik Castle?" (if you haven't already)

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Quite all right. The thread is entitled 'Ask Dr. Robotnik'. If I were bothered by questions, I would've shut it down.
1 - Classic? None, really. There are a few programs I watch, but most of them are still ongoing. QI is the present top favourite.
2 - A randomiser. Ask Kouen about it, he linked me one before I developed my own.
3 - Actually, I wouldn't get rid of those. If I didn't garner any hatred, I'd be doing something wrong. Any idiot can go through life not offending anyone. To get things done, you're going to offend people. And forums make it easier to keep track of them. Plus, in general, I just approve of forums. Some would be closed down instantaneously, though. Extremist forums, mostly. Be they religious, political, or otherwise extremist.
4 - Unlikely. I don't really see the profit in it, and let's face it - "Robotnikland" wasn't exactly a brainwave of the highest order. The Eggman Empire is slightly different. It's a general term for the Empire.
5 - Not very likely, I've got my flying fortress, the Egg Carrier, after all.

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Originally Posted by Knoll

sorry about the past tense.
Anyways...
When you take over, would you get rid of the school system set in place and recreate a new one?

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Quite all right.

Depends on the school system, really. The US system has to go, for example. Except possibly their highest universities.

Hi, Doc. ^_^

Question time. :D

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Originally Posted by iamerror

Glad to help. I enjoy interacting with you and I've learned a lot too. Thank you, Dr. Robotnik.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

I am delighted to know that some people do understand why the Eggman Empire should fall under my enlightened rule.

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Are you... using some sort of radio wave emission with subliminal messages to people? (sure seems like... ^^;;;)

Also, is it me or you just referred to the world as "Eggman Empire" already? xD

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Take an antidepressant and possibly classes. Intelligence often helps against feeling suicidal.

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Hmmm, that is a actually a great advice... :!!!:

Uh-oh... 0_____O

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- It's possible, but I suspect the console market is currently saturated with the 'big three'. One of them would have to fail, or SEGA would have to come up with something world-shattering to be able to get into that market again.

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Someone wants Sega to be on track again, it seems... :pwacko:

Old console nostalgia? ;P

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Far more often than I'd care to recount. On one occasion there was a hellish song I'd finally gotten out of my head after a month, and Sonic found out which one it was....

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Wait, what?! xD

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

.... Closest I ever got to just self-destructing my ship with him and me on it.

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:lmao:

Wait, I'll have to re-quote this:

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Originally Posted by iamerror

I enjoy interacting with you and I've learned a lot too. Thank you, Dr. Robotnik.

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Here, here. :PP

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Originally Posted by foggy_han

Hi, Doc. ^_^

Question time. :D





Are you... using some sort of radio wave emission with subliminal messages to people? (sure seems like... ^^;;;)

Also, is it me or you just referred to the world as "Eggman Empire" already? xD



Hmmm, that is a actually a great advice... :!!!:

Uh-oh... 0_____O



Someone wants Sega to be on track again, it seems... :pwacko:

Old console nostalgia? ;P



Wait, what?! xD



:lmao:

Wait, I'll have to re-quote this:



Here, here. :PP

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Massive post ahoy?

- No, I don't use subliminal messages. They're impossible. Also, I don't Join the Eggman Empire! approve of fiddling with people's minds.
- Well, it pays to look towards the future. A future which I will rule.
- I know it's good advice. Being suicidal stems from various sources. Either being immensely depressed, too sick to want to live on (though I don't consider that suicide, but euthanasia), or too stupid to come up with alternatives.
- Well, SEGA's not really off-track. They still make games. As long as they continue to make games of my exploits, then I have no complaints. And Old Consoles are nice.
- Nice to know that you enjoy interacting with me. Some day the Eggman Empire will rule, and the world will be the better for it.

Are you listening to this, Sonic? Not everyone hates me! Now get off my back!

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Are you listening to this, Sonic? Not everyone hates me! Now get off my back!

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Hear, hear!

Questions. Sorry if some of them are stupid, I just woke up and had a horribly horrible dream.
(1) How often do you fight Sonic in a week?
(2) Is Amy's hammer magical or something?
(3) Are there any Real Time Strategy games you enjoy playing?
(4) Do you know of any South African people who are famous for something?
(5) What is your least favourite means of transportation?

I'd ask more, but then I'd probably get banned from this thread :dread:

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Originally Posted by DaRkChIi

I have a new way for you to kill sonic just add him to minecraft world and let a creeper blow him up best thing about it is you dont even need to dig a grave.

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Uhhh... Sonic's way too fast...
Not even petrification can slow him down...
Besides, killing Sonic isn't Robotnik's plan, just stopping Sonic from ruining Robotnik's plans.
(am I correct, your royal highness sir Robotnik? :wacko:)

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What the heck, I'll ask one last question. :wacko:
(6) What do you think of my Forum Name now?

I have a new way for you to kill sonic just add him to minecraft world and let a creeper blow him up best thing about it is you dont even need to dig a grave.

Why do I want to join the Eggman Empire? hahahaha.
Do you need a champion of justice with experience fighting baddies help? I could use my Sailor scout powers to help you defeat Sonic.
I hate when a song gets stuck in my head. It drives me crazy. Maybe you could do that to Sonic, get a hellish song stuck in his head. It may slow him down long enough for you to defeat him.

you must have aliases right?

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Originally Posted by WJM the Dark Master of Death and Destruction

Hear, hear!

Questions. Sorry if some of them are stupid, I just woke up and had a horribly horrible dream.
(1) How often do you fight Sonic in a week?
(2) Is Amy's hammer magical or something?
(3) Are there any Real Time Strategy games you enjoy playing?
(4) Do you know of any South African people who are famous for something?
(5) What is your least favourite means of transportation?

I'd ask more, but then I'd probably get banned from this thread :dread:

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Uhhh... Sonic's way too fast...
Not even petrification can slow him down...
Besides, killing Sonic isn't Robotnik's plan, just stopping Sonic from ruining Robotnik's plans.
(am I correct, your royal highness sir Robotnik? :wacko:)

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What the heck, I'll ask one last question. :wacko:
(6) What do you think of my Forum Name now?

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1 - Look, I'm the greatest genius in the history of the world, and most other worlds, but getting a fleet a week airbourne is a bit tricky.
2 - Well, she certainly seems to be able to store it in some kind of null-space. I tend to forego speculation in this case though and just run like hell when it appears. That girl is freaky.
3 - A few. StarCraft I and II come to mind rather rapidly.
4 - Personally? No. I know of a few, most famously among them, of course, Nelson Mandela and Desmond Tutu.
5 - Practically anything that isn't my eggmobile.
6 - I lost interest after the third letter.

Also, you are correct. I do not intend to kill Sonic, merely stop him from stopping me.

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Originally Posted by DaRkChIi

I have a new way for you to kill sonic just add him to minecraft world and let a creeper blow him up best thing about it is you dont even need to dig a grave.

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See previous reply. I don't intend to kill Sonic. Also, MineCraft's world isn't actually real, as opposed to ours. Important difference. Plus, Sonic doesn't have the patience to play MineCraft.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Venus

Why do I want to join the Eggman Empire? hahahaha.
Do you need a champion of justice with experience fighting baddies help? I could use my Sailor scout powers to help you defeat Sonic.
I hate when a song gets stuck in my head. It drives me crazy. Maybe you could do that to Sonic, get a hellish song stuck in his head. It may slow him down long enough for you to defeat him.

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- Because soon enough there won't be any other choice, my dear laughing poster.
- Y-your... Sailor... what. I'm having trouble encompassing my disbelief here. Bear with me.

WHAT!?

Okay, I feel better now.

- It happens. Sonic used it against me. Regrettably.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

you must have aliases right?

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...How about "Dr. Eggman"?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

See previous reply. I don't intend to kill Sonic. Also, MineCraft's world isn't actually real, as opposed to ours. Important difference. Plus, Sonic doesn't have the patience to play MineCraft.

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neither do i.

so, what is the thing you have the LEAST patience for?

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Also, you are correct. I do not intend to kill Sonic, merely stop him from stopping me.

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So thats why you didn't like my plans they all involve icing him......

What your favorite cheese?

Can i test drive your egg mobile? I have great driving skills.

did you ever notice the amount of BSDM kink there is in some of the Sonic RPGs in the SEGA forums?

I'm Sailor Venus, one of the Sailor scouts that fight for justice! You've never seen Sailor Moon? For shame, Dr.Robotnik.(just kidding)
Anyway, I can help you fight Sonic, if you don't mind the help.
Questions...um...
Did you have a nice summer?
How long does it take to plan an assault on Sonic?
Do you fight with him often?

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Spoiler warning:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

1 - Look, I'm the greatest genius in the history of the world, and most other worlds, but getting a fleet a week airbourne is a bit tricky.

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Ah, blame the Trickmaster :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

2 - Well, she certainly seems to be able to store it in some kind of null-space. I tend to forego speculation in this case though and just run like hell when it appears. That girl is freaky.

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From what I've seen, you're right. But then again, Jet the Hawk manages to make two feather-things appear in Sonic Riders so I think just about everyone of them anthro-whatever animals can do that... :dread:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

6 - I lost interest after the third letter.

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Be thankful that it's not "Wayne Jakobus Michael the Dark Master of Death and Destruction and Chaos and Oblivion" :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Also, MineCraft's world isn't actually real, as opposed to ours. Important difference. Plus, Sonic doesn't have the patience to play MineCraft.

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So what does Sonic have the patience to play? "Annoy Robotnik as much as possible?"

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Y-your... Sailor... what. I'm having trouble encompassing my disbelief here. Bear with me.

WHAT!?

Okay, I feel better now.

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My initial yet hidden reaction. I have no idea what a sailor is. Other than someone that works on boats or ships or something.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

...How about "Dr. Eggman"?

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Sir yes sir! Er... I mean...
Doctor yes doctor! Uhh... that doesn't sound right either... :wacko:

QUESTIONS:

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4 - Personally? No. I know of a few, most famously among them, of course, Nelson Mandela and Desmond Tutu.

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(1) Any other South Africans?
(2) Is ex-president Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela's birthday celebrated internationally? (somewhere in July, apparently Mandela Day. Also, that "Rolihlahla" is part of his name, that's what I learnt at school.)

(3) What's the current season in the Netherlands?
(4) How would you describe Afrikaans?
(5) Is Blaze the cat (I think that's what it's called, I'm not a very good speed-reader) a pyromaniac?

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Originally Posted by b0xcrash

This may have already been asked but what are your plans once you "do" catch Sonic?

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... Take over the world.
And I believe that Robotnik will, eventually, capture that horribly blue hedgehog of awesome boredom.
(I hate hedgehogs, thus he bores me)

This may have already been asked but what are your plans once you "do" catch Sonic?

doctor doctor i am sick call the doctor very quick:trollface:

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

neither do i.

so, what is the thing you have the LEAST patience for?

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Two things. Firstly, power abuse. There's a reason I want to conquer the world.

Secondly, willfull idiocy. If you're not gifted with a high functioning brain, that can happen. I won't blame anyone for that. I will, however, blame anyone for acting like an idiot on purpose. And then imprison them.

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Originally Posted by Joe Blog

So thats why you didn't like my plans they all involve icing him......

What your favorite cheese?

Can i test drive your egg mobile? I have great driving skills.

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- That's one of the reasons, certainly.
- I'm not much of a cheese-eater, to be honest. Gouda, I suppose.
- What makes you think the Eggmobile needs testdriving by this point? I really think that after years of flying this thing, the basic concept is pretty much solid.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

did you ever notice the amount of BSDM kink there is in some of the Sonic RPGs in the SEGA forums?

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...Much to my limitless, eternal joy: no. What on earth possesses you to even look into dross like that?

Why do you think I stay away from those forums? Actually, that one wasn't one of the reasons, because I was blissfully unaware of this information. Thank you for enlightening me to yet another reason to stay the hell away from there.

I should just take a photo of myself facepalming. This is insane.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Venus

I'm Sailor Venus, one of the Sailor scouts that fight for justice! You've never seen Sailor Moon? For shame, Dr.Robotnik.(just kidding)
Anyway, I can help you fight Sonic, if you don't mind the help.
Questions...um...
Did you have a nice summer?
How long does it take to plan an assault on Sonic?
Do you fight with him often?

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- Yes, I've heard of it. Never did force myself to watch it.
- If you want to help, feel free. Just don't blunder into anything.
- Yes, I did, as a matter of fact. I took a bit of a break from plotting for a short while. I'm back at it though, because as we all know... the Eggman Empire will rise!
- Several weeks to several months, depending on the complexity of the plot.
- Given the fact that he invariably opposes me every time I attempt to take over the world? Yes. Yes I do.

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Spoiler warning:

Ah, blame the Trickmaster :wacko:

From what I've seen, you're right. But then again, Jet the Hawk manages to make two feather-things appear in Sonic Riders so I think just about everyone of them anthro-whatever animals can do that... :dread:

Be thankful that it's not "Wayne Jakobus Michael the Dark Master of Death and Destruction and Chaos and Oblivion" :wacko:

So what does Sonic have the patience to play? "Annoy Robotnik as much as possible?"

My initial yet hidden reaction. I have no idea what a sailor is. Other than someone that works on boats or ships or something.


Sir yes sir! Er... I mean...
Doctor yes doctor! Uhh... that doesn't sound right either... :wacko:

QUESTIONS:



(1) Any other South Africans?
(2) Is ex-president Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela's birthday celebrated internationally? (somewhere in July, apparently Mandela Day. Also, that "Rolihlahla" is part of his name, that's what I learnt at school.)

(3) What's the current season in the Netherlands?
(4) How would you describe Afrikaans?
(5) Is Blaze the cat (I think that's what it's called, I'm not a very good speed-reader) a pyromaniac?

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... Take over the world.
And I believe that Robotnik will, eventually, capture that horribly blue hedgehog of awesome boredom.
(I hate hedgehogs, thus he bores me)

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1 - None that come to mind immediately.
2 - Why did you feel the need to hide Mandela's middle name? And no, it's not.
3 - Autumn.
4 - Politely: A language derived from Dutch as a result of the colonisation efforts there some decades ago. Impolitely: A bastardised version of Dutch. Go to school!
5 - Most likely. I know she enjoys setting everything on fire, that's for sure.

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Originally Posted by b0xcrash

This may have already been asked but what are your plans once you "do" catch Sonic?

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...take over the world?

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Originally Posted by Cluckin Chicken

doctor doctor i am sick call the doctor very quick:trollface:

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Do not trollface me. Also, find a different doctor, I'm trying to take over a world here.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

2 - Why did you feel the need to hide Mandela's middle name?

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Because most people will probably ask how it's pronunciated or something, I dunno.
And if Mandela Day isn't celebrated internationally, then I guess the South African television channels are just plain liars.

Und now, questions. Again. Most of them entirely random until I can remember the actual ones...
(1) What's your next non-secret Egg-machine going to be called?
(2) How much destruction would you cause if you were forced to?
(3) When you take over the world, will there be an Eggman TV channel?
(4) Is your Internet speed unaffected by weather?
(5) What is your favourite season?

ok dr. robotnick:trollface:

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...Much to my limitless, eternal joy: no. What on earth possesses you to even look into dross like that?

Why do you think I stay away from those forums? Actually, that one wasn't one of the reasons, because I was blissfully unaware of this information. Thank you for enlightening me to yet another reason to stay the hell away from there.

I should just take a photo of myself facepalming. This is insane.

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I didn't do it on purpose, i thought it was just a regular RPG in another universe.

then an alternate Sonic and an alternate Sally started "getting into it"

i am trying so hard to get the images that implanted in my head out of my head.

i also asked for a lock on the thread and a deletion.

but NOBODY listens to me......

anyways, i'll bet i know what your favorite song is

so, have you ever met any alternate versions of yourself?

your LEAST favorite game? favorite game is probably SA2.

what would you do with Sonic once you catch him? put him and his friends into a teleporter and send them into the Archie, MEGAMANor NiGHTS universes maybe?

Have you ever played Super Robot Wars? If not, you should play the GBA ones

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Massive post ahoy?

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- Hey, isn't that remark a little on the "hypocrite" side? :P

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...but I am happy that I had an answer post just for me! http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/...an/gwesome.png

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- No, I don't use subliminal messages. They're impossible. Also, I don't Join the Eggman Empire! approve of fiddling with people's minds.

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You just did. And quite the bad one, if you ask me... :lol
Really, I mean, the first thing I actually read was "don't Join the Eggman Empire"... xD

- Do you think that would even work with... I don't know, Knuckles, for example? ^^'

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Well, it pays to look towards the future. A future which I will rule.

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Yet another good advice. :!!!:
Still, I wonder what would happen if, based on that advice, a girl starts to call the boy she loves "boyfriend"... :fogwacko:

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... psycho girls included. :muhaha:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- I know it's good advice. Being suicidal stems from various sources. Either being immensely depressed, too sick to want to live on (though I don't consider that suicide, but euthanasia), or too stupid to come up with alternatives.

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... I would also add: "lack of purpose/objectives in life". :-)

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- Well, SEGA's not really off-track. They still make games. As long as they continue to make games of my exploits, then I have no complaints. And Old Consoles are nice.

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Yes, they are. :revwacko:

Oh, by the way, I was playing Sonic Advance 2 the other day and something bugged me a little:
- Why did they change the way the characters bounce off television items?

I mean that, in the mega drive games, for example, you could hit a TV and a badnik right after, because the
character would still be rolling, but in this game, if you hit an item, the character "unrolls" and crashes on badniks. :nosweat:
(it made me a little mad, yes. XD)

Unless... wait.
- Did you have something to do with that, so that Sonic could lose a couple of rings more? >.>

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Nice to know that you enjoy interacting with me. Some day the Eggman Empire will rule, and the world will be the better for it.

Are you listening to this, Sonic? Not everyone hates me! Now get off my back!

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I agree, but I do not think that will ever happen. :lol

- What about the other characters? Sonic is not the only real menace, right?

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Because most people will probably ask how it's pronunciated or something, I dunno.
And if Mandela Day isn't celebrated internationally, then I guess the South African television channels are just plain liars.

Und now, questions. Again. Most of them entirely random until I can remember the actual ones...
(1) What's your next non-secret Egg-machine going to be called?
(2) How much destruction would you cause if you were forced to?
(3) When you take over the world, will there be an Eggman TV channel?
(4) Is your Internet speed unaffected by weather?
(5) What is your favourite season?

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1 - I'm currently considering an Egg Walker mk. III, inspired by the original design.
2 - If I were forced to, I'd probably use trickery to avoid it. I do what I must, I don't do someone else's bidding.
3 - Eminently possible.
4 - It's affected, but at the rates I can manage, it's pretty much only theoretically a problem.
5 - Spring. Not boiling, not freezing, and acceptable weather.

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Originally Posted by Cluckin Chicken

ok dr. robotnick:trollface:

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Har, and indeed, har. Hilarity ensues.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

I didn't do it on purpose, i thought it was just a regular RPG in another universe.

then an alternate Sonic and an alternate Sally started "getting into it"

i am trying so hard to get the images that implanted in my head out of my head.

i also asked for a lock on the thread and a deletion.

but NOBODY listens to me......

anyways, i'll bet i know what your favorite song is

so, have you ever met any alternate versions of yourself?

your LEAST favorite game? favorite game is probably SA2.

what would you do with Sonic once you catch him? put him and his friends into a teleporter and send them into the Archie, MEGAMANor NiGHTS universes maybe?

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- Feel free to tell me what my favourite song is then, because my tastes on that score vary on an almost daily basis.
- Observed, yes. Met, no. That would involve breaching dimensional borders, and I've wasted quite enough words on how catastrophically stupid that would be.
- My least favourite game? I'm tempted to go for Sonic 2006, but at least I was acceptable in that one, so I'll plump for Final Fantasy XIII and its sequel. Horrendously flawed gameplay, and its sequel ends on a 'to be continued'. That alone will be outlawed the moment I take over. Oh, and my favourite game, much like my favourite song, varies constantly.
- No. Dimensional. Breaching.

Really, I'm running out of ways to put this so it'd fit in the available place in your head. I would imprison the rodent, preferably using cryofreeze, and only defrost him when I've taken over.

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Originally Posted by Seda.

Have you ever played Super Robot Wars? If not, you should play the GBA ones

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...I'm Dr. Robotnik. I think I'm past the point of needing a game to play Robot Wars, don't you?

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- Hey, isn't that remark a little on the "hypocrite" side? :P

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...but I am happy that I had an answer post just for me! http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/...an/gwesome.png

You just did. And quite the bad one, if you ask me... :lol
Really, I mean, the first thing I actually read was "don't Join the Eggman Empire"... xD

- Do you think that would even work with... I don't know, Knuckles, for example? ^^'



Yet another good advice. :!!!:
Still, I wonder what would happen if, based on that advice, a girl starts to call the boy she loves "boyfriend"... :fogwacko:

Spoiler warning:

... psycho girls included. :muhaha:

... I would also add: "lack of purpose/objectives in life". :-)


Yes, they are. :revwacko:

Oh, by the way, I was playing Sonic Advance 2 the other day and something bugged me a little:
- Why did they change the way the characters bounce off television items?

I mean that, in the mega drive games, for example, you could hit a TV and a badnik right after, because the
character would still be rolling, but in this game, if you hit an item, the character "unrolls" and crashes on badniks. :nosweat:
(it made me a little mad, yes. XD)

Unless... wait.
- Did you have something to do with that, so that Sonic could lose a couple of rings more? >.>



I agree, but I do not think that will ever happen. :lol

- What about the other characters? Sonic is not the only real menace, right?

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- No, it's not hypocritical. You write the monster posts, I reply to them.
- I don't need to use subliminal messaging on Knuckles. I'd just have to tell him that 'Knuckles, Sonic is after the Master Emerald. For real this time! Honest! Would I lie to you?' and off he'd go.
- Amy is just scary. Any questions?
- Who knows. SEGA designs the games, not me. I just slap them if they misrepresent me too badly. And believe me, the Egg Slapper Mk. 17 will guarantee a headache for the rest of the day.
- No, but Sonic is definitely the main menace. Knuckles can be tricked into hopping into lava, Tails, despite his becoming more independent, still relies on Sonic a great deal, and the rest of them barely figure, with the exception of the angsty powerhouse, Shadow. Who I could probably take out by placing a hologram or two of Maria, though I'm loathe to do that.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Really, I'm running out of ways to put this so it'd fit in the available place in your head. I would imprison the rodent, preferably using cryofreeze, and only defrost him when I've taken over.

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- Do you have any device that removes memories thus causing amnesia? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- I don't need to use subliminal messaging on Knuckles. I'd just have to tell him that 'Knuckles, Sonic is after the Master Emerald. For real this time! Honest! Would I lie to you?' and off he'd go.

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* So Knuckles really is that stupid?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Amy is just scary. Any questions?

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= One. Is there anything else that makes her scary other than the fact that she has that hammer?

(1) What do you feel about people who go on strike just because they think they don't get paid enough?
(2) Do you ever play rogue-like games (like NetHack or Angband)?

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Originally Posted by WJM the Dark Master of Death and Destruction

- Do you have any device that removes memories thus causing amnesia? :wacko:

* So Knuckles really is that stupid?

= One. Is there anything else that makes her scary other than the fact that she has that hammer?

(1) What do you feel about people who go on strike just because they think they don't get paid enough?
(2) Do you ever play rogue-like games (like NetHack or Angband)?

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- No. That would be nasty. Plus, just hit someone with a hammer. Either he'll die or lose his mind. Done.
* Immensely so. Really. He still hasn't figured out that I stole the Master Emerald and replaced it with a fake about two years ago, for example.
= The hammer's not the main issue. It's the fact that she's a complete psycho. With a hammer.

That's the issue.
1 - If they're right, well done them. If they're whiny and I've taken over already? They'd best reconsider...
2 - Not very often, unless you count Dungeons of Dredmor.

Maybe you should post a picture of you facepalming.
I can take care of myself, I won't blunder into anything.
What will you do with dissents after you take over? Well, maybe I don't want to know.

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