The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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Originally Posted by Monty_Python

Bad to the Boner.

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You talk too much.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

My dad is older than sprung.

True story.

Banned likes BILFs.

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Sex is sex any way you can get it ;)

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Originally Posted by banned

Sex is sex any way you can get it ;)

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That explains the...

dude, I have nowhere to go with this.

I seriously think I might be running dry.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

That explains the...

dude, I have nowhere to go with this.

I seriously think I might be running dry.

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that's what she said

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Originally Posted by banned

that's what she said

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She said that?

Pre or post orgasm?

Also, your dad.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

But george's ass is bad for the bone!

I hope you know what you're getting into.

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Late.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

She said that?

Pre or post orgasm?

Also, who's your daddy?

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You are...

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Originally Posted by Astaroth

I've told you, I don't fuck Jews.

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Or anyone for that matter. :XD:

j/k

my gf exploded a banna in her pussy, true story.

one time when she was home alone she fucked the back end of a screw driver.

also, OMG WOMAN DID YOU JUST SHIT ON MY DICK?!

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Originally Posted by Monty_Python

Late.

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Your girlfiend is?

But she said she was on the pill.

Abortion time.

*grabs coat hanger*

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Originally Posted by banned

You are...

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Got that right.

Now lick my boots.

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Originally Posted by jack

Or anyone for that matter.

j/k

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Dammit, the geezer's outjoking me.

I sucking fuck.

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

OMG WOMAN DID YOU JUST SHIT ON MY DICK?!

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That is what happens when you too much lube.

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

my gf exploded a banna in her pussy, true story.

one time when she was home alone she fucked the back end of a screw driver.

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Yeah, my bananna.

My nickname is "screw driver"

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Your girlfiend is?

But she said she was on the pill.

Abortion time.

*grabs coat hanger*

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Make sure to soak the coat hanger in water for 3 to 4 weeks to achieve the desired rusting effect.

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

*grabs coat hanger*

Now lick my boots.

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Damnit! Quit stepping in horse shit!

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

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depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

That is what happens when you too much lube.

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Or have anal while suffering from a bad case of the runs.

"OMG CORN!"

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Make sure to soak the coat hanger in water for 3 to 4 weeks to achieve the desired rusting effect.

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Will do.

To be completely sure, I'll also throw her down the stairs.

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Originally Posted by DCK

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by banned

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

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Most of the time I use only blood.

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Originally Posted by banned

Damnit! Quit stepping in horse shit!

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Kinda hard to do that when you're sneaking up on them.

Like I'm going to let them see me running at them with a boner.

They'll fucking tear me a new one.

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Originally Posted by Banned

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

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No, it doesn't.

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Originally Posted by banned

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

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yeah, i hear the STDs make everything get fucked up bad.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Will do.

To be completely sure, I'll also throw her down the stairs.

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Sounds like a well constructed plan.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Kinda hard to do that when you're sneaking up on them.

Like I'm going to let them see me running at them with a boner.

They'll fucking tear me a new one.

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I wouldn't mind having a new one, hopefully one that's larger than 3 inches (damn asian in me!)

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

No, it doesn't.

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pig blood does.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Sounds like a well constructed plan.

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I'm not constipated I swear!

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Originally Posted by Banned

I wouldn't mind having a new one, hopefully one that's larger than 3 inches (damn asian in me!)

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I can arrange to have a big dicked Canadian in you by next thursday.

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Originally Posted by Banned

pig blood does.

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Yeah, but you gotta fight those high school kids for it.

Always with the pranks...

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

I can arrange to have a big dicked Canadian in you by next thursday.

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I think I've seen enough of brightside for this month.

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Originally Posted by banned

I think I've seen enough of brightside for this month.

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I meant me.

Ugh fine.

A big dicked Newfie.

There.

Also, the french have tiny dicks.

And there's no such thing as too much brightside.

Hell I'd fuck her again for free.

Does anyone know how to get more Wii channels? I went online and only found the internet and vote ones. Is there more?

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Does anyone know how to get more Wii channels? I went online and only found the internet and vote ones. Is there more?

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No.

Does anyone know a good place to find out about hacking a motoral v325 cell phone?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

No.

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No you don't know, or no there aren't any more? Or no you prefer penis over vagina?

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

No you don't know, or no there aren't any more? Or no you prefer penis over vagina?

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No there aren't any more.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

No you don't know, or no there aren't any more? Or no you prefer penis over vagina?

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trolling, lol.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

No there aren't any more.

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Ah. Gracias el Rayos.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Ah. Gracias el Rayos.

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Nachos and Quesadillas Necro.

Yeah, I don't speak spanish.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Nachos and Quesadillas Necro.

Yeah, I don't speak spanish.

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I don't either. I think I said "Ah, thanks the Ray."

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I don't either. I think I said "Ah, thanks the Ray."

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Or you said "rape my mom".

In which case, already taken care of.

(yeah, I understood what you said. Apparently I speak SOME spanish. Or do I? Probably.)

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Or you said "rape my mom".

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It's a common english-spanish mistake.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

It's a common english-spanish mistake.

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Really?

I thought the common english-spanish mistake was "Hello" and "I'm here to buy drugs, if you're a cop, arrest me".

And that's why I can't go back to Mexico.

I'm not racist, black people just smell and everybody knows it.

Ray es un chico gordo y asexual. Nercosnake tambien.

Win.

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Originally Posted by polobunny

I'm not racist, black people just smell and everybody knows it.

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it's all that oil they stick in their hair