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aw....man... thats lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
When did you create your first robot?
Do you play any games?
Where did you go to college?
Are you the only evil genius in your family?
Have you invented anything?
Do you qualify to win a Nobel prize?
What scientist(s) do you look up to?
Can you help me with my science homework?
And my Math homework?
Will the cause of world's end be the use of the emeralds in one of your evil plans?
I can already hear some of you buggers thinking "TECHNO!". But no, I'm fond of classic rock. See Beatles and similar. And, of course, E.G.G.M.A.N., while not classic rock, is purified brilliance.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
Well what did you expect? I don't tend to just hand out my creations for no reason in particular. And E-102 Gamma might've betrayed me, but the fact that it was capable of doing so means it was a milestone in development. So yes, Gamma stays where he is. In pieces. In my lab.Quote:
Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX
- Do you know, I honestly don't remember? I've been building robots for as long as I can recall, and that's a long time now. If I had to hazard a guess, it was the sweeper-bot to get out of having to sweep the lawn.Quote:
Originally Posted by iamerror
Hey, I was a kid once too you know.
- If I'm not out trying to conquer the world, yes. So not very often, but I enjoy the odd game. Sometimes even the odd Sonic game. It's painful, seeing my defeats retold, but the games themselves can be fun. Some of them.
- As I've mentioned some time ago in the thread, my old school has asked for its name to remain undisclosed. Apparently they consider having educated me a blemish, rather than an honour. Fools.
- Well, technically, I don't consider myself evil. It's just that the rest of this daft planet disagrees. And I suppose my Grandfather, Professor Gerald, could be considered an evil genius. Near the end of his life, he went completely insane and created the BioLizard as a last-ditch effort to get the ARK to crash into the world, effectively bringing life to an end. His reasons are understandable, but I can't really see that as anything other than insanely evil.
- Well, there's the badnik horde, the eggmobile, the Egg Carrier, the Egg Dragoon, the Egg Scorpion, the E-series bots (models numbering in the thousands now), the Death Egg, the Egg Emperor, the rebuilt Egg Dragoon mk II (currently still active), the Egg Fleet, E-101 Beta, E-102 Gamma, E-103 Delta, and the others, Eggman's Amazing Interstellar Amusement Park,
- Yes, but the buggers won't give me one.
- A fair few, mostly the ones who managed to come up with theorems that shook the scientific world at the time. Galileo Galilei, for all his being executed by the church, managed to find out a few useful things about the universe. Albert Einstein, with his theory on the atom, and so on and so forth.
- Homework is something you should do on your own. How else would you learn? If there's something you really don't understand, feel free to ask. I may even throw in a bonus and give you an answer.
- See previous answer.
I should hope not. Humanity itself will cause the end of the world through sheer stupidity than I would through my genius, I suspect.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
That means you never ever danced to techno? Come on!!! Tell the truth, hahahahahahahahha.
One more thing: Why do I read your answers with your voice inside my head? There's a cure for that?
can you make crap computers super fast ???
Do you provide the mail man a helicopter so he can deliver your mail?
have you watched whisker wars? you should enter. that 'stach is sweet.
Why do babies come with a self-destruct button ?
Why can't YOU beat an hedgehog when YOU have an I.Q. of 300?
Explain in full detail.
P.S. do you leave those spikes and pitfalls in Sonic's path every time?
~Laughs Maniacally~
You are hellbent on taking over the world, do you have mommy issues?
What color are your eyes? I can't tell since you wear sunglasses.
Would you consider teaming up with Pinky and the Brain to take over the world?
Or teaming up with Stewie Griffin?
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
What song(s) do you listen to when you're preparing to fight Sonic?
What happened to your minions from The Adventures Of Sonic the Hedgehog?
Have you ever stayed in Mario's Hotel? What was it like?
Would you consider appearing in a Final Fantasy game? Or a Mario or Zelda game?
Pepsi or Coke?
Do you know karate?
What are your favorite foods?
what do you think of this song about you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBsw_JlzIbs
Did you really kill Tails on Sonic The Hedgehog 2 for Master System?
Is it hard to exercise?
Who is your dad if Dr. Gerald Robotnik is your Grandfather?
Any Siblings?
Your views on Windows 7 and its capabilities to help run your successful*cough* not*cough* machines?
- No, I've never danced to techno. I very rarely dance anyway. My physique doesn't really do much for me in the dancing department. Thankfully.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
- I have no idea, but I'm going to say 'neat'. There needs be no cure for something like this.
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Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- Never watched it. I'll look into it later, if you really want me to. And thank you, I'm rather proud of my moustache.Quote:
Originally Posted by twistedteafan
.......what.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsukasa01
To my knowledge, babies do not habitually come with a self-destruct button. What on earth are you DOING to children you sick maniac?
- I've explained this more often than I'd care to recount, so I don't think I will go into full detail, thank you very much indeed. Plus, Sonic defeating me is bad enough. I'm not going to lay bare the exact workings of my defeats for OTHERS to replicate. I'm not stupid. Suffice it to say that Sonic's speed and capability is far greater than you could imagine, and more importantly, he's practically the embodiment of chaos energy. I am beginning to believe that there is no way to plan for the rodent, despite my constant attempts. He is simply the universal chaotic effect to my plans.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordOfTime
...no. I have issues with the way the planet is driven into the ground by the leading regimes and their subservient armies, such as GUN. Really, I've explained this before.Quote:
Originally Posted by wickedcold1
- Blue.Quote:
Originally Posted by iamerror
- Well, their track record isn't exactly grand. Plus, while mine isn't either, at least I'm not an utter incompetent. They amuse me. They will not team up with me.
- Who?
- Because people, in general, are over-sentimental twits when it comes to poetry and song.
- E.G.G.M.A.N. is usually a hot contender. That, or Rise of the Egg Fleet.
- What, Grounder and Scratch? Well, the Robotnik from that one is a dimensional counterpart of mine, so I'm not entirely certain. But given their average level of competence, I'm inclined to say "they destroyed themselves in a comically silly accident. Again."
- Mario has a hotel now? He's a bloody plumber! What, do the beds all resemble warp pipes and the showers all look like piranha plants?
- Well, it'd just be unfair on the lot of them. Be honest, the Egg Carrier versus a bunch of chocobos? I think I can figure the outcome. I have actually appeared in a mario game, but it was a spinoff. Events in there do not correlate to what I've done.
- Tea.
- Heard of it. You might've noticed, however, that I usually reside in a mech the size of a small house. Karate seems mildly superfluous in these cases.
- A good stew manages to keep me happy, usually.
I am astonished. That was actually quite good. Bit heavy on the metal though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
Well, given that the mutant's been flying about ever since, I'd say that the answer here would be reasonably obvious, wouldn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
- I don't know, is it? I have no trouble with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordOfTime
- I tend not to disclose details about my family. My grandfather is the exception because he's well-known.
- See previous answer.
- I'll thank you not to insult the capability of my machines. Their success rate is extremely high. Just not against Sonic. I'd like to see you fetch up against the Egg Dragoon II. And no, I do not run Windows 7. It wouldn't even remotely be capable of running my systems.
When's the next episode of you getting killed multiple times and Kouen being bad at platforming: the game, coming?
I need it. :wacko:
have you thought about building spider-bots?
any new plans in the works for getting sonic if so any you want to share with us?
Do you like multiple endings? Such as in Shadow the Hedgehog.
You die in one of them... but you're not dead... so, what's the deal?
OK, Do you believe in sharing some disclosable engineering secrets?
Why not just capture and reprogram Metal Sonic?
Do you play the Wii?
Will you make a game system after you rule the world?
A release game?(refer to here^)
Will it feature Sonic's death or just capture?
~I will be your 2nd in command soon~
This is a good idea, trust me. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Grouch
do you work for the BBC?
have you considered working for them?
I am assuming you're referring to that "Kouen and Lasharus play Serious Sam 3" thing? The clue there is sort of in the title my dear Spiders. Does it say "Dr. Robotnik and Lasharus" or "Kouen and Dr. Robotnik"? Still, I've gotten in touch with Lasharus, and he's asked me to inform you that he's trying to get Kouen to record the next episode sometime next week.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
- On occasion. The self-destruct bots in Chemical Plant come to mind. Weren't too successful in the end though.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Grouch
- At present, I'm just getting myself back into shape from my last defeat. Really, even if it happens to me as often as it does, exploding does sort of hurt. Rest assured that I am already planning my next attempt, and I don't want to share the details. Sonic manages to blindside me enough without reading my next plan on a forum, thank you very much indeed.
- Multiple endings aren't too bad if they're done well. In the example you give... well, see my next answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
- Shadow the Hedgehog... Well, let's just say SEGA sort of dropped the ball on that one. The Black Doom invasion did happen, and Shadow did stop it in the end, but where on earth they pulled that multiple endings bullshit from when they chronicled the events is completely beyond me. I think it's fairly obvious that I'm not actually dead. They just needed a gameplay gimmick, I guess, but failed completely. Hell, I talked to Shadow about it later (to my regret), and even he said "Sorry, a motorcycle? Why would I need a DAMN motorcycle?"
Well, not really. I've tried spider bots, scorpion bots, chameleon bots, snake bots, crab bots, hells, even ladybug bots. The animal the bot impersonates thus far has little bearing on its effectiveness against Sonic.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
- I'm afraid not. It's not a bad channel, but no, I don't really have the time to present some program alongside my plots for world domination.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Grouch
- Early on in my life. Nowadays, I rather suspect the BBC wouldn't want a world-conquering scientist to read people the news. They would probably worry about a certain loss of objectivity in reporting.
Why did you use the same robots from Sonic 1 an 2 in Sonic 4, Ep 1? Also, the game seems a remake of those two. Lack of creativity? Oh, and I assume that "Lost Labyrinth" crush machine was kinda a good idea... I lost 20 lives there, once. :D How many times do you plan using Death Egg again?
Do you have a cure for idiocy?
I completely forgot about those. it's been awhile since I played a non-hack version of sonic 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
are you a robot?
I ask because you tend to get blown up a lot yet never die.
Have you considered a square mobile? maybe the flat sides would throw sonic off.
Did you try MYrocket launcher with a removable laser cannon on sonic?
have you considered using Godzilla or Voltron to take over the world? (Yes, I know that Voltron fights for good)
Have you considered using the one ring?
How old are you?
What do you think about Anime?
Which country will you destroy first?
What cartoons did you watch as a child?
Do you remember the Muppet Show?
Do you have any pets?
Why does Sonic collect gold rings?
Is Sonic on speed?
If you were a Pokemon, which one would you be?
Can you invent a cure for ignorance?
Why are apple jacks not made from apples?
How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop?
Is Sonic an invention from Dr. Neo Cortex?
Why not invent a metal Amy?......hear me out.
You can contol her to find and chase Sonic (since Sonic is kinda afraid of her it's A-OK) slowly leading him into a super trap.
Maybe this can help your world conquest.
Oh yeah, plans on making adult size goggles so I can buy some?
Eh, that one was a budget cut adventure. It wasn't so much lack of creativity as much as it was side-show plot with little chance of success.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
The Death Egg... eh, I might revisit it at times. For now though, the concept is retired.
If I did, I wouldn't need to take over the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis
No, I am not a robot. My suit is simply well-insulated against harm, and after a couple dozen explosions, you tend to get used to them. I got over it, basically.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Grouch
- Considered it, and then immediately discarded an idea that would be completely moronic. I might as well fly a cube. Because they're so aerodynamic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- Somehow you haven't quite grasped the idea of ownership here. I didn't even do a very good job at building it, but it is my creation in my possession. Please note that this means you do not own it. The only thing you had was the idea. Which I listened to. And no, I did not use it on Sonic, because if he can outrun bullets, he can certainly outrun a rocket. And lasers can be dodged. Really, I've been fighting this pest for a very long time.
- Then you know more about Voltron than I do. And no, I don't think Godzilla would be a workable idea. Chaos was as close to Godzilla as you can get without actually BEING Godzilla, and I think most of us know by now how that turned out.Quote:
Originally Posted by iamerror
- Don't make me slap you.
- That information is classified. I.e. older than I'd care to admit.
- It's anime. I don't really care for it, but I don't have anything against it either.
- I won't destroy countries. I'll merely dissolve their governments and install myself as the new ruler.
- Not very many, really.
- Yes.
- No. Unless you consider robots pets. In that case, several legions' worth.
- Gold Rings are conductors for Chaos energy. I think that by this point we all know Sonic is remarkably good at using Chaos Energy. And then turning yellow. It's a bit of a bastard really.
- No, just speedy.
- ...one of the tech types, I suppose?
- See previous question about idiocy. If I could, I wouldn't have to take over the world.
- Sorry, wrong guy to ask here. Although i'm told by a credible source that it is "because she's a pony." I didn't ask.
- Twenty-one. Twenty-three for smaller tongues.
No, Sonic is a live being. Often to my regret.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
- Because Amy freaks me the hell out. If the real Amy found out about it, I'd have a hammer-shaped dent in my skull before you could blink. Definitely not.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordOfTime
- I couldn't say. I'll run the idea past EggCorp.
Whats your thoughts on yo mama jokes?
Have you ever asked sonic to go away?
Why did you build that amusement park? What is the main attraction?
Um, I meant the cereal Apple jacks. Why would I ask about the My Little Ponies?
O.k so the ring is out of the question.
How long did it take to grow your mustache?
Do you have any other color outfits?
Where do you buy your gloves? I want a pair.
Can I donate money to you?
If I do, will I get a tax break?(kidding)
How do I go about finding minions to do my bidding?Ebay? craigslist?
Are you aware there's videos on youtube about you? and they're not flattering.
Have you ever been in the army? or any other military branch?
have you tried to trap Sonic using chili dogs?
What do you plan on doing this summer?
- They're the most fundamentally useless expressions of 'humour' in the world. And I use the term 'humour' quite wrongly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- ...on occasion, yes. "Get lost" "Out of my sight" "Not now, Rodent" and similar expressions are fairly commonplace.
- The main attraction was my mind control cannon, capable of controlling the world. I'm sure that also answers your first question.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
- I don't know. I didn't even know that it was a cereal. My source merely implied 'pony', so I decided to go with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by iamerror
- Yes. The ring is out of the question.
- Quite some time. It requires some upkeep.
- Nope. Please check Joe Blogs' questions in the last 10 or so pages in this thread. Really, he seems completely focused on getting me to dress as a rainbow.
- I tailored them myself. Or rather, I built a bot to tailor them for me. They're not store-buyable. Perhaps when I take over.
- Naturally. I'll pass you my account number later.
- Depends on how I'll reform the tax structure system when I rule.
- Well, I've had a reasonable amount of success building them myself. Oh, and lying to idiots. See Knuckles for further reference.
- Yes. There's videos of damn near everyone on YouTube, and 90% of them are unflattering, to say the least. Trying to stop them would be like politely asking the tide to skip a day or two. I just ignore it. As long as people don't throw them in my face, I can't be bothered worrying about them. I have a world to conquer, after all.
- Yes, actually. I was a lead scientist at GUN before the bastards betrayed me and tried to have me killed. This sort of ended my tenure.
- Been asked already, and no. The only way that would feasibly work is poison, and I am not, repeat - not - resorting to poison.
- Oh you know, hit the beaches, get a tan, conquer the world. The usual, really.
Do you plan adopting kids? Or have a formula to live forever? :nod:
What's the advantage of ruling the world?
How does your Egg Carrier fly? Is it powered by jet propulsion or the same technology that Shadow's shoes run off of?
Will you build Eggmanland Again? If so, how much are tickets?
Why not invent a machine that sucks up the rings sonic use?
Did you see into the future with time eater......OK scratch that, did you visit Einstein and learn the truth about E=MC2?
are you hoing to do something special for page 60?
You do need up being a red rainbow after meeting sonic quite often.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Are your goggles auto tinting?
Would you like to see my design for a sonic trap?
How much wood would a wood chuck, Chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
- Currently neither. Once I take over I'll tackle such minor concerns.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
- Being able to restructure the world into something vaguely worthy as opposed to the mess it is now.
- The ins and outs of the Egg Carrier are mostly classified, but I'll disclose minor bits: Anti-grav technology and jet propulsion both play a part.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordOfTime
- Once I take over, it's practically a certainty. Ticket prices to be determined upon opening.
- Tried that, but the rings are an irremovable part of any landscape, it seems. Get rid of them, and they just pop up again a short while later.
I don't think so. 50 was a milestone. Only 10 onwards from that seems a bit trivial. However, for post #1000 I shall see if I can't organise something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
You do realise 'red rainbow' is something of a contradiction, yes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- No, my glasses are.
- I don't see why not. I can always use a good laugh.
I would like to refer you to page 2 of this thread, where Kouen asked the exact same question. I will quote my response to his question here verbatim:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Laguna
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Originally Posted by My Glorious Self