The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

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Originally Posted by Spam bot

Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.

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Yes mum.

what damabe can it do?????

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

beams?

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Smacks you in the head.

Ergh, beans.

Ah whatever.

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Originally Posted by DCK

wouldn't that stuff go down my shaft and in my scrotum?

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Doesn't salt water when you go swimming?

It'll be fine.

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Originally Posted by lame bot

Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.

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Camwhore?

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Originally Posted by Spam bot

Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.

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'thing' = shove up ass?

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Originally Posted by X-Head

'thing' = shove up ass?

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He's going to show mikey why they call it a "joystick"

Perverts. @_@

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Originally Posted by Windows Visto

Perverts. @_@

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You should've killed me when you had the chance.

Now it's too late. I'm everywhere!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Including in your mom.

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Originally Posted by Windows Visto

Yes. @_@

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i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.

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If you really want to embarass her, sneak some chocolate into the room where you'll fuck. Make sure it's adequately melted.

When you fuck her up the ass, start smearing it on yourself.

She'll turn so red you'd think you were nailing a demon.

Also, saying "god woman, learn to wipe" when finished and before she notices for added effect.

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.

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Oh, I know! Tell her you have cervical cancer as a prank.

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Originally Posted by Windows Visto

Oh, I know! Tell her you have cervical cancer as a prank.

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I still say he should pretend to be gay.

It's not like it'd be that much of a stretch for him.

Hmm for April fools you think it's a good idea to tell her I met someone else? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

I still say he should pretend to be gay.

It's not like it'd be that much of a stretch for him.

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By calling out for Banned during sex, he's indirectly doing so anyway. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by polobunny

Hmm for April fools you think it's a good idea to tell her I met someone else? :wacko:

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Nah. Tell her you have a new STD. :)