You can only laugh at bearded midgets so many times before it gets old. But you might be onto something with the giant penis suit.
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I want to be a hitman. Not for the government though, I want to kill only good people that don't deserve to die.
I shit you not.
He posted some, and commented on the rest.
It was scary.
Like seeing santa get drunk and have a fist fight with a woman.
Or watching sprung acting normal.
Or me not being a total perv.
And no, it died.
A while ago.
And even if it didn't I banned myself as a joke.
Highlarious.
Yes, and it did get old.
The midget that is.
I'd do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
But if the hitman games have taught me anything, it's that killing people professionally is just too easy. Why the hell does that one mafia boss stand directly under the chandalier? Why is that crack dealer standing near the railing on a boat? Why is that gunrunner sitting in a glass bottomed pool over a cliff?
It's fucking rediculous.
His name is Nick Manganello, you don't know him, but he is a good friend of mine. It is my sole goal in life to kill him. He honestly doesn't deserve it, because he is a good and loyal friend, but over the years I have realized he is impossible to harm. So, I must kill him. Remember, appearances can be decieving.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...photo/nick.jpg
Because JFK is an idiot.
True, but that thing is so damn rediculous when it comes to realism.
Can anyone explain why when I blow away BOTH people in the front seat the car still drives away when dickwad jumps on the back?
Or why why I shoot the road in front of the car it stops for no reason along with the rest of the motorcade allowing me to kill EVERYONE without even getting shot at?
Still, getting to see his head get blown off is worth the download time.
You're putting your arm around him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
Ghey.