The Inferno Out: How to make Inferno stop chewing on the Christmas JTAG

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25th-November-2011, 06:08
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I never watch horror/gore/anything of that nature films. I rarely even watch any kind of films.

But bitch got told I wouldn't sit and watch gorey shit like that with her. :lol

D'aww, does Inferno have a weak stomach? :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:09
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I never watch horror/gore/anything of that nature films. I rarely even watch any kind of films.

But bitch got told I wouldn't sit and watch gorey shit like that with her. :lol

And you never got to tap that and were dropped so she could be plowed by someone with balls.

Yup, sure told that bitch. :wacko:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milady

Be nice to all the people who hate their jobs. :wacko:

Consider tipping.

Those waitresses don't do shit.

The real heroes are the people who put up with fucktards all day.

:wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:09
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

Although it's got me incredibly curious.

MUST NOT GIVE IN. MUST STAY STRONG.

GO WATCH IT, NAO!

:omigosh:
25th-November-2011, 06:09
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

D'aww, does Inferno have a weak stomach? :wacko:

I'm surprised I like scary games, mind you, I'm a total wimp with Silent Hill games.
25th-November-2011, 06:09
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

Although it's got me incredibly curious.

MUST NOT GIVE IN. MUST STAY STRONG.

IT BEGINS.
25th-November-2011, 06:10
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

And you never got to tap that and were dropped so she could be plowed by someone with balls.

Yup, sure told that bitch. :wacko:

Damn bro, don't you think that was a bit harsh?

Spoiler warning:

Yeah, neither did I. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:10
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

IT BEGINS.

It really doesn't, I think at the most I might look it up on IMDB tomorrow. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:10
Nemkoon

Wait, we're making fun of Inferno for not being able to watch horror movies?
:lol
25th-November-2011, 06:11
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

Damn bro, don't you think that was a bit harsh?

Spoiler warning:

Yeah, neither did I. :wacko:

Just means I get to be single again for ~4 years before another woman comes along. :sigh:
25th-November-2011, 06:11
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

Damn bro, don't you think that was a bit harsh?

Spoiler warning:

Yeah, neither did I. :wacko:

If I don't knock inferno around a bit, how will he ever develop the hard outer shell necessary to navigate life?

His years of skipping school to grind achievements has made him a soft, doughy lump.

It is our duty to mold him into at least a doughboy.
25th-November-2011, 06:11
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I'm surprised I like scary games, mind you, I'm a total wimp with Silent Hill games.

See, now I'm the complete opposite.

I can deal with scary films all day long.

I couldn't play Call of Cthulhu for more than an hour without pissing myself. :-/
25th-November-2011, 06:12
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

Just means I get to be single again for ~4 years before another woman comes along. :sigh:

I feel your pain. Seriously.

I've been single for almost 2 years now. Shit sucks.
25th-November-2011, 06:13
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

See, now I'm the complete opposite.

I can deal with scary films all day long.

I couldn't play Call of Cthulhu for more than an hour without pissing myself. :-/

Never played that one.
25th-November-2011, 06:13
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

I feel your pain. Seriously.

I've been single for almost 2 years now. Shit sucks.

The girl I was seeing prior to this one in 2008 (making it 3 years, not 4, derp) was really pretty. I was just stupidly immature and cared what my friends thought so much more than I should have. :(
25th-November-2011, 06:14
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

Never played that one.

You should.

It's actually a good game.

Well, when you're not jumping and screaming like a 12 year old girl every five minutes anyway.
25th-November-2011, 06:14
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

You should.

It's actually a good game.

Well, when you're not jumping and screaming like a 12 year old girl every five minutes anyway.

Doesn't sound like my kind of game. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:14
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Consider tipping.

Those waitresses don't do shit.

The real heroes are the people who put up with fucktards all day.

:wacko:

I'm thinking a nice compound fracture should give me a good enough excuse to stay home.

Hey, Inferno, come over here and help me break my arm. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:15
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

The girl I was seeing prior to this one in 2008 (making it 3 years, not 4, derp) was really pretty. I was just stupidly immature and cared what my friends thought so much more than I should have. :(

I was with my ex for almost 3 years. :-/

Prior to that, well, I never really had a relationship before that.

I'm going to go cry in the corner now.
25th-November-2011, 06:15
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milady

I'm thinking a nice compound fracture should give me a good enough excuse to stay home.

Hey, Inferno, come over here and help me break my arm. :wacko:

How am I going to help you break your arm? :?
25th-November-2011, 06:16
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milady

I'm thinking a nice compound fracture should give me a good enough excuse to stay home.

Hey, Inferno, come over here and help me break my arm. :wacko:

You're doing it wrong.

An arm injury means no computer or video games.

Break a leg.
25th-November-2011, 06:16
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

Doesn't sound like my kind of game. :wacko:

Not my kind either. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:16
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

I was with my ex for almost 3 years. :-/

Prior to that, well, I never really had a relationship before that.

I'm going to go cry in the corner now.

I haven't been with anyone longer than a month. -_-

Was hoping to make the last one last a little longer, but meh, no more "long distance relationships" for me. ~50 miles my arse.
25th-November-2011, 06:16
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

How am I going to help you break your arm? :?

Put her in an arm bar? :shrug:
25th-November-2011, 06:17
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

Put her in an arm bar? :shrug:

I'm not an angry or violent person at all. :lol
25th-November-2011, 06:17
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I haven't been with anyone longer than a month. -_-

Was hoping to make the last one last a little longer, but meh, no more "long distance relationships" for me. ~50 miles my arse.

After we broke up, I discovered EP.

I was all downhill from there. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:18
Inferno.

Also, all the interesting conversations/people always appear when I'm meant to be asleep...
25th-November-2011, 06:18
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I'm not an angry or violent person at all. :lol

It takes very little force to break someones arm with that hold.

No anger or violence required.
25th-November-2011, 06:18
Inferno.

In other news, I should have Uncharted 3 by the time I wake up!

:<3: !!
25th-November-2011, 06:18
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

How am I going to help you break your arm? :?

I just want to see what happens if you have to see a little bit of blood. :wacko:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

You're doing it wrong.

An arm injury means no computer or video games.

Break a leg.

I'm going for the left arm. I mean, I only need the thumb on the left side for most games.

I want to miss out on work, not normal activities of daily living. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:19
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

It takes very little force to break someones arm with that hold.

No anger or violence required.

See, this kind of thing doesn't interest me.

Although I do wish I was a little bit more aware on self defense techniques in case it ever came about I needed to fuck someone up. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:19
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milady

I just want to see what happens if you have to see a little bit of blood. :wacko::

Not bothered by it.

Put a film on where they're smashing people over the head with hammers, duct taping people's faces to other people's arses and I probably will be sick everywhere.
25th-November-2011, 06:20
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

See, this kind of thing doesn't interest me.

Although I do wish I was a little bit more aware on self defense techniques in case it ever came about I needed to fuck someone up. :wacko:

I practiced Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all through my teens.

Com at me, bro. :wacko:
25th-November-2011, 06:21
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milady

I'm going for the left arm. I mean, I only need the thumb on the left side for most games.

I want to miss out on work, not normal activities of daily living. :wacko:

But it's cold out there. This is an excuse to stay in.

Also, a way to make people feel bad and therefore run errands for you.

So you don't need to carry out most of the normal activities anyway.

Or you could always fake a back injury.
25th-November-2011, 06:21
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

I practiced Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all through my teens.

Com at me, bro. :wacko:

If I got attacked I'd probably look for the nearest brick, pipe, or anything and just batter the cunt with that.

Then end up being jailed for self defense. :?
25th-November-2011, 06:21
Nemkoon

All you need to do is hit him in the neck.
25th-November-2011, 06:21
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

duct taping people's faces to other people's arses and I probably will be sick everywhere.

If you're talking about Human centipede, there was no duct tape involved.

How about skin grafting people's mouths to other people's arses.
25th-November-2011, 06:22
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

I practiced Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all through my teens.

Com at me, bro. :wacko:

So you're saying you spent your teens hugging guys on the floor while wearing spandex?

Lolgay.
25th-November-2011, 06:22
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wyrm

If you're talking about Human centipede, there was no duct tape involved.

How about skin grafting people's mouths to other people's arses.

I'm talking about #2

The guy didn't discuss much of the first film.

Apparently a scene was removed, from #2 where the main character raped one of the people he captured, but he had wrapped his dick in barbed wire...

Why the fuck would anyone want to see this shit?
25th-November-2011, 06:23
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

If I got attacked I'd probably look for the nearest brick, pipe, or anything and just batter the cunt with that.

Then end up being jailed for self defense. :?

:lol

Take you to the ground, then either A) Break your arm, B) put you in a triangle choke until you pass out, or C) Do the same as B, but hold you there until you die from blood loss to your brain. :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemesis

All you need to do is hit him in the neck.

Yeah bro, hit me in the part of my body that's reinforced with titanium. Derp.
25th-November-2011, 06:24
Milady

I should be going now. Hope your day goes well, Ray.

I have nothing to say to the rest of you sissies who aren't working and can't handle gory films. :wacko:

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