What are you a Doctor of?
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What are you a Doctor of?
Does your weight hinder you from actually capturing sonic? or is that just how your body was formed?
Do you prefer to be called an Egg, (Dr. Eggman) or would you rather be called Dr. Robotnik?
How many broads do you bang each day? :wacko:
Jk
Favorite type of music?
Do you like metal?
Do you like bacon?
Do you like candied bacon?
Do you like Jack Daniels?
Why do you hate Sonic?
Do you hate furries?
Do you like violence?
Ok that is all for now.
hes probably a doctor of PINGASologyQuote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
He's a proctologist, it's the only logical profession he can take with such giant hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
Holy-
Right, monster post incoming.
Grandmaster Engineering, of course. Received my doctorate from the University of NONEOFYOURBUSINESS. (Actually, they asked me not to disclose that information out of embarassment. Hmph. They should be PROUD to have tutored me!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
Just a glandular problem. Look at my arms and legs, they're stick-thin. And if you look at several events, you'll note I can actually outrun that miserable rodent for short stretches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoko Littner
Dr. Robotnik for preference, but I'll respond to Dr. Eggman. I do NOT respond to "Egg", "RoButtNik" (Still have to kill Sonic for that one. As well.), or similar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Littledood
Dear me. Right, from the top:Quote:
Originally Posted by ARProductions
Very funny ARProductions. I'm going to run out of warheads at this rate.
Favourite music: Sixties. You'd think it'd be techno, but no. Gimme Beatles.
Metal: Well, the music style, not so much. As a building material, well, yes.
Do I like bacon? Yes, it's a lovely supplement to many foods.
Do I like candied bacon? CANDIED BACON? What idiot came up with THAT!? Never mind, I just don't want to know.
Do I like Jack Daniels? I don't drink. Not sure why, but I can't stand the taste of alcohol. If you want to booze up, feel free. Makes you easier to take down when my inevitable conquest comes...
Why do I hate Sonic? You have to ASK!? On my first bid for conquest, that rodent took down everything I threw at him, blew up my mechs - WITH ME IN THEM - on multiple occasions, and you have to ask why I hate the rodent!? I hold a grudging respect for his abilities, but he's an obstacle to be removed. As fast as possible, really. Probably involving several robotic armies.
Do I hate furries? Not really. It's not my lifestyle, but it's not as if I'm harmed by their very existence. I see no reason to dislike them based on what they enjoy, as long as it's not forced on me. This puts my desires of conquest into a whole new light, you might say. I say that what I say goes, so deal with it.
Do I like violence? Depends. If I feel something is irritating/aggravating/annoying/downright INFURIATING (see Sonic), then yes, I inflict violence on those things with massive amounts of glee.
Why hasn't my warhead taken you out yet!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
See answer above. Hmph. And I'll thank you to stop ridiculing my looks.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
Do you like little kittehs?
Really? Is the good doctor telling me a lie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jccXvmzMzA
I like kittens, but I don't have pets on the Egg Carrier. It's no life for a pet, really. Too many things to fall in and die horribly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Littledood
I do have my Chao Garden teleporter, which still works. Chao are pretty much self-sufficient anyway, so that'll work. I tried keeping cats there too once, but I returned the following day to find that the Chao all had cat attributes suddenly and the cats were gone. Not trying THAT again.
THAT good doctor is not me. I have several dozen dimensional counterparts. Most more embarassing than the last...Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
or it could be a good cover up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
So Robotnik, how do I get a job?
What the hell is the trig identity for Sin(π/2-u)?
Look, I'd bring in that counterpart, but I do have my own dignity, thank you ever so much. So you'll just have to take my word for it. When I win, you'll have to take my word for everything anyway. Consider it practice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
...write an application? It's not exactly rocket science, you know. If you mean "a job with the illustrious master engineer and scientist Dr. Robotnik" then the best I can advise you is: Be very, very, VERY good at your chosen profession. Unless you're a good cook, in which case you're hired. I could never build a good robotic cook.Quote:
Originally Posted by Englebert3rd
If you can't solve THAT on your own, you're beyond hope. Find a calculator or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
Why is Tail's voice a dude? Tails is a chick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
...and you worry me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Littledood
Tails is maleQuote:
Originally Posted by Littledood
Quote:
Originally Posted by Littledood
Also, in three attempts only ONE spelling of "Tails" turned out correct. At least TRY for consistency? Yes, I know it's two people, but for heaven's SAKE...Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
Huh, your right... Seems like my brother said that Tails was a chick. Either I misunderstood, or he was busting my balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
Again with the worrying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Littledood
Also: Questions please, not random discussions about, for some awful reason, Tails' gender.
*shudder*
Because your inventions have an EGGceptionally bad track record and always en PINGASide upQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
where as ma Jack bots always work lol
Why haven't your warheads taken anyone out yet?
Why are you so fat? :)
With you being morbidly obese, do you have bad gas?
Do you like big women?
Do you like bacon with maple syrup and brown sugar and cooked?
Do you like pancakes?
Do you like pancake tits?
Do you think Sonic and you could be friends?
Have you ate chili dogs?
What is your opinion of 7-11?
Do you think Burger King is awesome?
What is your opinion of Dom Delouise?
Have you ever banged a pornstar (female)?
Age old question before I forget:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
What Came first the Chao or the Egg?
Hoo boy, here we go again.
Actually, most of my inventions work just fine. They get destroyed by that hyperannoying hedgehog, but I don't think many can state that my inventions fail completely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
Mostly because I use them as an idle threat. At the moment my primary target remains the hedgehog, I really can't be bothered with these daft trivialities.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
I reference you to my earlier answer about my body shape: It's a glandular problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Littledood
This one's going to be easy this time ARProductions. Because I can answer a great deal of these questions with one. I'll go through 'em from top to bottom:Quote:
Originally Posted by ARProductions
Whether I have bad gas: No.
Whether I like big women: My preferences are none of your business. See the thread rule in the OP.
Bacon with maple syrup and brown sugar and cooked: Ignoring the incredibly weird way in which that was stated, never had it, I'm curious to try.
Pancakes: Hell yes.
Pancake tits: See thread rule in the OP.
Sonic and I being friends: Might happen, but only if I stop trying to conquer the world/he stops trying to stop me conquering the world.
Eaten Chili Dogs: Yes, on occasion. I don't dislike them severely, but I prefer other foods.
My opinion of 7-11: None whatsoever. Mostly because I"m not sure what the date references.
Whether I think Burger King awesome: Not really. It's just another fast-food place. I don't see why I should find it awesome or not. It's just a restaurant offering very poor quality food. Rather like MacDonalds.
My opinion of Dom Delouise: No opinion, as I haven't the foggiest as to who that is. (Other than 'a future subject')
Whether I have ever 'banged a (female) pornstar': I reference you, once again, to the thread rule in the OP.
It would be nice if you'd actually paid attention to that rule, you know.
I'm sure some people really have TheRealSpiders. Weird people without any logic to their brains. So most of the population of the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
Let's see now...Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland
Carry the 2...
Divide by infinity...
Coupled with the available data...
Experiments suggest that...
The conclusion: The question is silly. But if you HAVE to have an answer: Neither. First came the evolutionary progenitor of the Chao.
but you have a SONG called "he WAS the eggman" and right in it there is a lyrics it says "can you recall the last time he posed a threat?" " hes a disaster man" "his plan is always the same" "he loses control then runs away like a tool" "15+ years no eggpire" "when was the last machine he made that wasnt fundamentally useless" "oh sonic said to me, you surely jest, not fit for tails or the rest"
and so on
EDIT: also song is by RadioRedux of ArchangelUK
Have you ever been to a 7-11 store?
Favorite Mario game?
Favorite Sonic game?
Favorite GTA game?
Favorite Porn Star?
Do you like kitties hairy or shaved? :wacko:
If Jessica Alba was naked, would you give her a wam dam slam?
Candied Bacon is good, would you like some?
Carmel Apple, your opinion?
Why are you fat?
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Do you like tator tots?
Do you have a llama named Tina?
Do you know the Youtube Channel Epic Meal Time?
Do you know Angry Grandpa?
Do you think I am badass?
Do you like the epic boobs girl?
How do you like your drinks? Shaken or Stirred?
Are you scared?
One: I don't have that song, obviously. It was written by whoever that guy was. Your statement is silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
Two: None of your posts have actually been questions. Stop dragging this off the rails, would you?
Favourite Mario Game: Probably Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.Quote:
Originally Posted by ARProductions
Favourite Sonic 'Game': I suppose that would be Evil Plot #210: Adventure 2.
Favourite GTA Game: I don't play that series, thanks.
Favourite Porn Star: Perhaps I should clarify the rule I posted in the OP: NO SEX-RELATED QUESTIONS.
On the matter of kittens: Shaved kittens look ridiculous, and I feel it's cruel to the poor animals. They have fur for a reason.
On the Jessica Alba question, I'll answer twofold. One: I do not presume to know what a 'wam dam slam' is, and I do not want to know. Two: THREAD! RULE!
Candied Bacon: I am willing to try some, so yes please.
On the matter of Caramel Apples: Never had any.
On the matter of why I'm fat: Already answered. Glandular problem.
About my father: I'd rather not discuss that, thanks. Painful memories. He was the son of Prof. Gerald Robotnik, and a brilliant mechanic and scientist himself. I took after my dad there. I just overtook him in the worldconquering department.
Tator Tots: What in the seven hells are those?
On the matter of the llama: ...sensible questions would be nice. And no, no I do not.
The YouTube Channel: I've heard of it before, but I haven't checked it out.
Angry Grandpa: Well, since Prof. Gerald Robotnik went completely insane by the end and jury-rigged the Biolizard to drag the ARK into the planet, causing an explosion that'd wipe out all life as we know it, yes. Yes I know an Angry Grandpa.
Epic Boobs Girl: Rule one... Unless this concerns some daft meme, in which case just no.
On the matter of the drinks: I answered that as well, I don't drink. I suppose stirred, since I could murder for a good cup of tea with milk and sugar.
Scared? Of what, precisely?
This thread fucking rules!
why does sonic always have the upperhand on you? did u go to mit or harvard for robotics?
deal
1) why did you say pingas?
2) how do u pronounce pingas?
3) what does pingas mean?
4) if pingas was a color what color would it be?
5) do you hate that hedgehog?
"May you find what you are looking for" is often thought as a kind of curse, what are you going to do when you catch Sonic?
Sadly, Sonic's abilities are completely chaotic. I can plot many moves ahead, but he's always the variable of chaos. He always manages to counter at the worst possible time, find the only weakness that I hadn't even considered when building my mecha, and so on and so forth. However, sooner or later I will gain the upper hand, and when I do...Quote:
Originally Posted by White Zombie
Mwahahahaaa...
I've been asked not to disclose the name of my university. Apparently they feel that educating the greatest evil genius of all time is an embarassment. Idiots.
Trying a bit too hard there. The whole "Pingas" thing annoys me because I didn't say it. It wasn't even said by my alternate-universe counterpart who IS credited for it, but I didn't bloody say it. Change the bleedin' tune. And no, I don't necessarily hate that hedgehog. I hate his endless persistence to foil my schemes, but I respect his immense capability.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
Probably keep him captive and try to reason with him. Surely he'll understand sooner or later that my conquest is a GOOD thing. If that fails, I'll probably lock him away so securely not even that hedgehog can escape, and then conquer the world anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7psUscJDb7Q but he did, he did say a pingas!
and how many eggman/robotniks are there?
Yes. That is what we would call "the interpretation of the utter hellhole that is the internet memecrowd".Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
Also, too many to count. If you'd like me to list all the known continuities, I'd be here forever, so I'll just list the ones most well-known to this world. Usually in cartoons and comics, for some reason. I hate it when dimensional history bleeds over and becomes a film or somesuch.
For one, there's Sonic X's Robotnik, who's taken the name Eggman, and all in all is a bit more bumbling than I ever was. Amusing guy, though.
Up next: Doctor Julian Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik. His tale has been chronicled in the Archie comic book series, and if everything from there is accurate, the poor guy's world is a multi-dimensional clusterf*ck. He's rather more nasty than I will ever be - I don't really resort to random murder most of the time. Despite what you may believe of me, I try to stop short of actual death. Destruction's fine, death isn't.
Then comes the Dr. Robotnik YOU seem so inordinately fond of, the most bumbling idiot of the lot, but not without his own unique charm: He was chronicled in a cartoon series, the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. Bumbling, and rather dumber than most of our counterparts, he merely said "snooping as usual", but again, I reference the horror that is the meme-crowd.
Next up: Another Doctor Julian Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik. This one's from a cartoon, known as SatAM, apparently for its timeslot when it was being aired. His story follows practically the same lines as that of the Archie version, so my suspicion is that they describe the same dimensional counterpart.
Then there's the Dr. Robotnik whose life was chronicled in the UK through yet another comic, Sonic the Comic. This one was completely bloody BATSHIT. He conquered the world by tossing Sonic forwards in time, lost the world twice, and eventually became so depressed he decided to destroy the world rather than let it continue on without his rulership.
I'm sure I've missed a couple, and if we take into account the fact that Archie's Robotnik has dimensional borders about as effective as a chocolate kettle on the sun, I can keep going. If those chronicles are in any way accurate, there are several 'good' Robotniks out there, a few completely ridiculous ones - seriously, I wouldn't want to visit many of those universes, and their creators should be damn well SECTIONED.
Please note that these chronicles almost universally focus on Sonic, rather than on me, but as the villain at least I get a decent showing. History needs its evil as much as it needs its good, after all.
But yeah, trying to list all the multidimensional counterparts of me, or of Sonic, or of any of his friends, and so on and so forth, is a virtually unmanageable task. Hell, there's even an 'evil Sonic' kicking about at the moment. He absorbed some energy from the Master Emerald of his universe, turned GREEN and took to calling himself Scourge. Uppity little bastard. I don't usually find myself rooting for Sonic, but really now, some cretins just irritate the hell out of me.
Tell me, what type of power source does your machines run off of?
I thought Sonic caught a cold :wacko:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik