How much are you worth?

I'm worth $1,446,000. o_O

How much are you all worth?

http://www.humanforsale.com/

I don't like that place

You are worth exactly $2,016,836 (I had to lie a little, I never took the SAT).

You're worth more than I am? :crying:

You are worth exactly $2,849,664

And I didn't lie, too. Go me!

$1,048,000. No SAT, IQ test score, or high school GPA brought it down significantly, no doubt. Plus, of course, I'm below average or poor in almost everything they asked for a rating on, so it was pretty obvious where I would end. What's interesting is that in the itemized breakdown, women get a price base at little over half of men. Lovely.

That "Am I Dumb" test was kinda interesting, too. Of course, there were a couple nasty tricks (Brazil's most prevalent language is Brazilian Portuguese in the same manner that the USA is American English, but the question asks for Brazilian or Portuguese), and a couple questions about to go obsolete (Britain's changing PM's, so that question will need to be revised). It's quite bad, but interesting in the manner that it is bad.

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$1,048,000. No SAT, IQ test score, or high school GPA brought it down significantly, no doubt. Plus, of course, I'm below average or poor in almost everything they asked for a rating on, so it was pretty obvious where I would end. What's interesting is that in the itemized breakdown, women get a price base at little over half of men. Lovely.

That "Am I Dumb" test was kinda interesting, too. Of course, there were a couple nasty tricks (Brazil's most prevalent language is Brazilian Portuguese in the same manner that the USA is American English, but the question asks for Brazilian or Portuguese), and a couple questions about to go obsolete (Britain's changing PM's, so that question will need to be revised). It's quite bad, but interesting in the manner that it is bad.

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That's nothing, sexuality isn't worth anything, seemingly. One would imagine being bisexual would yield a bit more than the rest. Meh.

EDIT: Being bilingual supposedly isn't worth anything, either. O_o

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That's nothing, sexuality isn't worth anything, seemingly. One would imagine being bisexual would yield a bit more than the rest. Meh.

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It didn't. >.>

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That's nothing, sexuality isn't worth anything, seemingly. One would imagine being bisexual would yield a bit more than the rest. Meh.

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Well, I didn't answer the sexuality question either, anyway, since I really couldn't care less about that matter (and absolutely no one is surprised...), but when I did give a fake IQ some cheap online test gave me a few years back, that alone boosted me something like $300k, so I do think the education stuff does matter.

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Well, I didn't answer the sexuality question either, anyway, since I really couldn't care less about that matter (and absolutely no one is surprised...), but when I did give a fake IQ some cheap online test gave me a few years back, that alone boosted me something like $300k, so I do think the education stuff does matter.

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And here I was, thinking that sex would help me climb the social ladder. How silly. :wacko:

$2,710,568,

Becuase I was bored.

You are worth exactly $1,793,126

You are worth exactly $1,873,848

So, where's my money?

EDIT- Oh, and I bullshat an SAT score.

Stupid america.

EDIT the second: Oh, and I'm outraged they ignore ambis.

Fucking test.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

You are worth exactly $1,873,848

So, where's my money?

EDIT- Oh, and I bullshat an SAT score.

Stupid america.

EDIT the second: Oh, and I'm outraged they ignore ambis.

Fucking test.

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Ambis? /is oblivious

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Ambis? /is oblivious

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Are you left or right handed? Left O Right O

What about people that go both ways?

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Not you mikey.

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Ambis? /is oblivious

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AMBIS. 'Cause it only had straight, gay, and bi. Don't ask too deeply why he wanted it as an option. :angel: