The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Raype]

And that's why I moved on to older women. All the young lads in the place, here's some advice, ask your grandma if she has any friends with alzheimers. If you have a bad date, they never remember it. As long as you keep the argument going for a while you're bound to win. And even if you don't, try again 5 minutes later after you've had a chance to come up with a better argument. And if you ever need an exit strategy, boom, just leave. What're they going to say, "you didn't call"? Of course I did, you just forgot about it. Works every time.

[Drageuth]

And that's why I moved on to older women. All the young lads in the place, here's some advice, ask your grandma if she has any friends with alzheimers. If you have a bad date, they never remember it. As long as you keep the argument going for a while you're bound to win. And even if you don't, try again 5 minutes later after you've had a chance to come up with a better argument. And if you ever need an exit strategy, boom, just leave. What're they going to say, "you didn't call"? Of course I did, you just forgot about it. Works every time.

Plus, no pregnancy scares.

[Raype]

But roleplaying does get a little hard. We tried the classic porn scenario where the pizza guy shows up. She hands me some money and slams the door in my face. Of course, I didn't mind that. What really got me was that she didn't tip.

[Knightshade]

But roleplaying does get a little hard. We tried the classic porn scenario where the pizza guy shows up. She hands me some money and slams the door in my face. Of course, I didn't mind that. What really got me was that she didn't tip.

old people can be stingy, oh yeah they call it being frugal.

[Raype]

old people can be stingy, oh yeah they call it being frugal.

You're not kidding. This one time we invited a prostitute over for a three way, she just kept going on and on about how in her day you could get a montreal swashbuckler for a nickel and still have enough for a bottle of johnson's lube.

[Knightshade]

oh yeah ray on another forum someone was talking about how his love life was so bad that if it got any worse he was going to have to start trying to get his toaster to sleep with him I immediately thought of you and your hilarious blog entry.

maybe I should of warned him, but nah let him find out on his own about the perils involved.

[Raype]

oh yeah ray on another forum someone was talking about how his love life was so bad that if it got any worse he was going to have to start trying to get his toaster to sleep with him I immediately thought of you and your hilarious blog entry.

maybe I should of warned him, but nah let him find out on his own about the perils involved.

Bubble wrap, hand soap, and a tightly wrapped towel.

He can thank me later.

[Raype]

You can also hollow out an old couch cushion you have lying around and insert the required materials in there. Although that option obviously does not work for everyone.

[Knightshade]

ray you know you have to be one of the most entertaining people on this site if I didn't know better I'd say you really did half the stuff you talk about.

[Knightshade]

wait I don't know better.

[Raype]

Dammit japan, stop making me feel bad.

Everything after the 8 minute mark is just fuck.

ray you know you have to be one of the most entertaining people on this site if I didn't know better I'd say you really did half the stuff you talk about.

That's the hilarious part.

I do approximately half the stuff I talk about.

Or I at least do shades of some of the stuff I talk about.

Hijinks always ensue.

[Ivolt]

Progress was made today. A fair amount, in fact.

All I have to do is clear Worlds 3, 4, and 5 now.

While grinding for souls because fuck yes grinding.

Also, flame lurker would probably have been easier with a shield and the ring of flame resistance.

But fuck that noise, I have a stick.

Also a giant cleaver that I can't use good because I don't believe in God enough.

[Knightshade]

video

Dammit japan, stop making me feel bad.

Everything after the 8 minute mark is just fuck

maybe king and kouen should do that game in their fail thread

[Grouch]

thanks for the entertainment ray, I'm heading out so see you guys later

[Ivolt]

4-2

Lasers.

Mother fuck