Well, Shit man, I'm a natural born killer.

Woody Harrelson Natural Born Killers.

the whole V word spiel from V when he meets Natalie Portman for the first time in V for Vendetta.

Will you stop this classified bullshit, it's giving me the Shits!
Mel Gibson as Riggs in LW3

LW1 Danny Glover as Murtaugh "God hates me thats what it is"
Mel (again) "hate him back, it works for me"

Vengeance is a dish best served cold, it is very cold in space - Old Klingon Proverb

You knows Pigs are as smart as dogs? it's true a guy in el paso taught his pig to bark at strangers" - Young Guns

Champ "I was so drunk I shit a squirrel, so here I have this shit covered squirrel, sittin' in my office, don't know what to do with it."
Brick "sorry Champ I ate your chocolate squirrel"

well enough for now