Favorite Movie Quotes

[Dudge]

28 Weeks Later
Andy: I saw Dad. Tammy: Dad? Where? Andy: Tam, he's one of them.
DUN DUN DUUN
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
....if you dont know im going to shoot myself.

[Mistral]

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
....if you dont know im going to shoot myself.

"I'm guessing stupidity also has a place in that progression."

Hmmm...favourite movie quotes...I don't watch enough, so my collection is a bit lacking. A couple come to mind, though.

"We must not allow a mine shaft gap!"
-Dr. Strangelove

"Vere do you keep the nuclear wessels?"
-Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Not a movie, but...
Baldrick: "I heard it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry."

And immediately thereafter:
Edmund: "You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war.
Baldrick: "But this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir?"
Edmund: "Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan."
George: "What was that, sir?"
Edmund: "It was bollocks."
Baldrick: "So the poor old ostrich died for nothing."
-Blackadder Goes Forth

[skullpoker]

You couldn't hit the G-spot on a 10 pound pussy! me myself & Irene

Mmmm...That is a Tasty Burger...
*BTW, anyone know a movie that had the main character named snake. My friend said theres a movie out there and he thinks thats how Hideo Kojima got the idea.*

I had a copy of Xpert Gamer magazine or some such that actually quoted Hideo as saying that that was the case, the stubble, the raspy voice, the hair... I think Iriqous Pliskin even has an eyepatch in SOL ... O yeah, google: pliskin wiki

[Dudge]

Yeah he does have a eyepatch in the second one. I havent seen them though, im going to rent them just to see wtf it is. Whats the wiki of it, shows plot?

[skullpoker]

O yeah, google: pliskin wiki

That one shows the Solid Snake/Snake Pliskin connection.

Plot goes like: Baddest mofo in the country gets recruited to go on a suicide mission to infiltrate a metropolis-turned-prison, kix ass, disregards names. Sticks it to the man. Did I mentions recruitment method? Insert virus, offer cure.

Nail-bat fight in a wrestling ring... SWEET!

Snake picks up can "Nobody draws till this hits the ground." tosses can up.
Auto-pistol fire. Can hits ground.
Snake, to corpses: "Draw."

[Jimmy1829]

"Just cause you can pee with your penis!"

from the hot chick (girls can be very pushy about what movie they want to watch on a friday night.)

"your dead, willy"

From Ghost

aaand of course " ELEMENTARY my dear Watson!" from sherlock holmes

[skullpoker]

You're KILLIN' me, Smalls! <--- most commonly quoted that I've ever heard.

I'm not even supposed to be here today. <--- One I've used.

Liberate tute me ex Inferis. Event Horizon was just yummy. Lawrence Fishburne + Prodigy = good movies. see also The Matrix
Watched Event horizon the first time alone in the dark. That was cool. Then the credits hit and it just rocks.

[Itzamna]

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting."

[Zaladane]

Well, Shit man, I'm a natural born killer.

Woody Harrelson Natural Born Killers.

the whole V word spiel from V when he meets Natalie Portman for the first time in V for Vendetta.

Will you stop this classified bullshit, it's giving me the Shits!
Mel Gibson as Riggs in LW3

LW1 Danny Glover as Murtaugh "God hates me thats what it is"
Mel (again) "hate him back, it works for me"

Vengeance is a dish best served cold, it is very cold in space - Old Klingon Proverb

You knows Pigs are as smart as dogs? it's true a guy in el paso taught his pig to bark at strangers" - Young Guns

Champ "I was so drunk I shit a squirrel, so here I have this shit covered squirrel, sittin' in my office, don't know what to do with it."
Brick "sorry Champ I ate your chocolate squirrel"

well enough for now

[Dudge]

Those are good movies, i love natural born killers. I recently watched Escape from new york and l.a. they were pretty good, funny 80's action movie.
-Call me Pliskin
-Call me Snake

[skullpoker]

Kurt Russell was the bomb.

"It's like I told my ex-wife, 'I never drive faster than I can see. And besides that it's all in the reflexes.'"

Big Trouble in Little China

I wish that he'd come back with Escape from 3 and Big Trouble 2. Die hard 4 is all good, but Kurt was sublime.

[Dudge]

yeah he kicks ass, i love big trouble in little china, used to be my favoritist movies, lol...still is on my list just not the first.

[Strelok26]

From the movie stalker
Stalker: The Zone wants to be respected. Otherwise it will punish.

Beavis n butthead to America
Butt-head's Dad: Hey, one of you bastards got a match?
Butt-head: Uh, yeah. My butt and your, uh, butt. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.

[Dudge]

Indiana Jones: Im going to follow this truck.
Sala: How?
Indy: I dont know im making this up as i go.

Indy: Poison?
Chinese dude:In the stuff you just drank mr.jones(evil laugh)

[youthquake]

"how much gas we got?"

"not enough."

"...well. ok"

original Dawn of the Dead. the closing shot when they get in the helicopter.