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Thread: The Wang out: Born to do Dishes. All of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    They like it when you grunt. It makes them think they're still tight.
    Or a caveman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Those silly gypsies cursed you, didn't they?
    They have some rule about not killing them with a car while you driving and getting a blowjob :eyeball:

    stupid gypsies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Or a caveman.
    So easy a caveman can do her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    The wife-swapping line. I lol'd.
    Oh yeah, that. Had it prepared when I posted. I can never remember her name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    What?
    Nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Oh yeah, that. Had it prepared when I posted. I can never remember her name.
    Her name's Diana, but I call her "oh yeah, take all of it...yeah".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    They have some rule about not killing them with a car while you driving and getting a blowjob :eyeball:

    stupid gypsies.
    Damned right. I mean, why just cars? O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    They like it when you grunt. It makes them think they're still tight.
    Then im still gonna grunt (Maybe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Her name's Diana, but I call her "oh yeah, take all of it...yeah".
    Your income?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Your income?


    No, that was the first wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post


    No, that was the first wife.
    Dunno why, but she always struck me as a swallower. And, yes, I'm aware I've never met her (the ex).

    No recent troubles, I hope?

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    Gotta run to town to get the wife some Mountain Dew. I'll probably grab a pizza too.


    You know...I mean I *already* going out...



    Back later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Dunno why, but she always struck me as a swallower. And, yes, I'm aware I've never met her (the ex).

    No recent troubles, I hope?
    Oh god no. She wouldn't get near it.


    Nah, all silent on the western front


    /real gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Gotta run to town to get the wife some Mountain Dew. I'll probably grab a pizza too.


    You know...I mean I *already* going out...



    Back later
    See you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Haven't tried that one yet, but I liked the Flash Circle and Flash Element TDs.
    http://novelconcepts.co.uk/FlashElementTD/instructions/
    Played the flash element one. Not as fun as desktop TD, but it's alright. I'll see if I can eek out a bit more entertainment later, and check out the other one. I like how in DTD you get to build your own maze by tower placement rather than the preset one in flash element you build around.
    Thanks for the link.
    As I was walking down the stair,
    I met a man who wasn't there.
    He wasn't there again today.
    I wish, I wish he'd go away.

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