The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

[Anonymous]

Ask him how he likes his Jews.

extra crispy

[Raype]

I feel disgusted and flattered at the same time. =|

Kinda like when a Gilf hits on you.

Busted.



*pictures threesome*

Hangout is in the Asssex county.

My sphincter.



*pictures video of threesome*

I always thought it was in Asssex county of south analpenetration

[Evans]

It's a German girl.

That would make her a dyke. Statement holds true.

[Raype]

It's a German girl.

She will crush you like fly with her hairy thighs of doom!

Or her mustache.

[Mr. Kenney]

Hopefully she's hott.


I'll blow my load on her face and proclaim "Welcome to America".

[Evans]

I do!

;]

Kinda like when a Gilf hits on you.

My sphincter.



*pictures video of threesome*

I always thought it was in Asssex county of south analpenetration

No, that's just disgusting.

On my tongue.



*faps to it*

No.

[Raype]

Hopefully she's hott.


I'll blow my load on her face and proclaim "Welcome to America".

And she'll just scream "nien, nien"

And then "gott in himmel!"

...

*reaches slowly towards his penis*

[Jackhammer]

Too much text in the 9/11 thread...

It's a conspiracy to stop me reading it.

[Raype]

On my tongue.



*faps to it*

No.

I bet it tastes like pork.



*tapes fapping*

My pisstake.

[Raype]

Too much text in the 9/11 thread...

It's a conspiracy to stop me reading it.

If you read the whole thing, the girl of your dreams will show up and give you a blowjob that'll make your eyes roll so far into your head you'll be wondering if they'll ever come back out.

It's true, I read it on youtube.

But if you don't copy and paste this onto 8 other message boards, a skeleton will show up and tear off your dick.

[Evans]

Hopefully she's hott.


I'll blow my load on her face and proclaim "Welcome to America".

You should try "Mein tramp, willkommen to Amerika".

[Fer!]

Holy crap, only 5pm and I feel REALLY sleepy.

Waking up early means damage to my brain.

That and going to the dentist, geez. >____> I can take a laser in my eye just fine, but I can't stand having my mouth open and feeling a metal thingy carving on my teeth. >___>

[Raype]

You should try "Mein tramp, willkommen to Amerika".

Or he can just show her his Rammstein.

Works for me.

[Evans]

Or he can just show her his Rammstein.

Works for me.

Ram stain is where it's at.

[Raype]

Ram stain is where it's at.

For the last time, I don't do that with goats.

anymore...