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Thread: The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfGravity View Post
    I knew a guy once who had hands, but no clock. he died!


    Poor guy

    My grandfather clock is huge.

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    This ghastly plague of marihuana may next be reaching forth to your son or daughter... or yours ... or YOURS!
    As I was walking down the stair,
    I met a man who wasn't there.
    He wasn't there again today.
    I wish, I wish he'd go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post


    Poor guy

    My grandfather clock is huge.
    But is it solid gold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    If only you'd listen once in a while, though.

    what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming View Post
    This ghastly plague of marihuana may next be reaching forth to your son or daughter... or yours ... or YOURS!
    If there are any bastards of mine out there, I'm fucked.

    Or was. Whichever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfGravity View Post
    what?
    I take charge but you never obey me. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    But is it solid gold?
    Only the tips.

    Quote Originally Posted by JSL
    This ghastly plague of marihuana may next be reaching forth to your son or daughter... or yours ... or YOURS!
    I know a chick from hawaii named marihuana.

    She has a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I take charge but you never obey me. :/

    what can I say!? I'm a bitch. G'night punks!
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    Oh, ho. I just thought of a stupid 5-minute comic. I'm gonna make it tomorrow! Unless I'm busy.. or feeling busy..

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    If there are any bastards of mine out there, I'm fucked.

    Or was. Whichever.
    I kinda like the idea of a little evans running around.

    Mostly because I would rape that sweet, sweet, prepubescent ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfGravity View Post
    what can I say!? I'm a bitch. G'night punks!
    Sleep tight.
    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Oh, ho. I just thought of a stupid 5-minute comic. I'm gonna make it tomorrow! Unless I'm busy.. or feeling busy..
    *changes name to "busy"*

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Oh, ho. I just thought of a stupid 5-minute comic. I'm gonna make it tomorrow! Unless I'm busy.. or feeling busy..
    Do it on the crapper.

    It's where mine are made.

    That's right.

    Strongbad snaps photos, I open paint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    I kinda like the idea of a little evans running around.

    Mostly because I would rape that sweet, sweet, prepubescent ass.
    I'll shave mine, meet me at the beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Do it on the crapper.

    It's where mine are made.

    That's right.

    Strongbad snaps photos, I open paint.
    Funny, I just take a shit.

    Call me old fashioned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I'll shave mine, meet me at the beach.

    But zhis is kanata, ve haf no beeches.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Funny, I just take a shit.

    Call me old fashioned.
    But you need to do something with your hands.

    And a man can only wank so many times a day before he starts spraying blood.

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