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Thread: The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    How much lube does that require?
    1 quart of 10W40.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    *whew*

    I was afraid I would owe support.
    Hey, at least you wouldn't get sued by an angry downloader.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Yup, sure is.

    Just don't get too sexually attached to certain characters. Most of them would probably castrate you.
    But...but KOS-MOS!...

    Alright. =\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    1 quart of 10W40.
    Nah, I'm sure it's gonna be a quicky.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    But...but KOS-MOS!...

    Alright. =\
    The third game's ending sucks.

    And on top of that, they canceled the last 3 games.

    Boo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    How much lube does that require?

    Not to mention the fact that she would crush you if she was on top...
    more money than you will ever have in your life...

    nice stealth edit...

    also...

    she is very heavy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee
    who? Kos-Mos?

    she is a delicate flower in bed...

    i know, ive done it a few times...
    Dude, she has a laser cannon where her vagina is supposed to be.

    Alright, not EXACTLY where it's supposed to be, but I'm not about to accidentally hit the on switch.

    With my dick.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans
    Who'd teach me my lesson? *bites finger*
    Probably Albedo.

    Wait...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Nah, I'm sure it's gonna be a quicky.



    I saw what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    she is very heavy...
    This just in:

    DCK was seen fapping to KOS-MOS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    more money than you will ever have in your life...

    nice stealth edit...

    also...

    she is very heavy...
    Well, she does weigh a couple tons.

    I'm surprised she's so fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Dude, she has a laser cannon where her vagina is supposed to be.

    Alright, not EXACTLY where it's supposed to be, but I'm not about to accidentally hit the on switch.
    So? laser cannons for a vagina are sexy...

    wimp.

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    I think I'm gonna go to bed now...can't keep my eyes open.


    Night

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    Bye Sprung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    This just in:

    DCK was seen fapping to KOS-MOS.
    i have a torrent to the video...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Well, she does weigh a couple tons.

    I'm surprised she's so fit.
    well, she works out alot, she has gotten chubby lately...

    the armor weighs like 2 pounds total, youd think they could make kos mos out of somthing OTHER than depleted uranium...

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