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Thread: The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Drew Carey. Too much of it.
    It might help me creep out some old folks in a couple of months.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    No no, I meant Elton John, not you calling me that way.

    This whole MSN singing stuff was because I told her I was practicing a bit to stop my rusting at music (dammit...2 years ago I used to play in a band and I knew the whole Iron Man solo, Cowboys From Hell and other stuff, now I barely can play guitar. =(

    So yeah, she was all like "I wanna see!" stuff and I hooked the webcam and mic and whatnot.

    Also, it was transvestites, doesn't change the fact that he sucks.
    qft... happens to me all the time online... O.o

    and not so i can show her my penis either, to actually play guitar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Spent most of today feeling sick and watching Futurama.

    I didn't use to get so hung over.. but I suppose it's something I have to do now that I'm unemployed. Yeah, that makes sense.

    You, sir?
    Could be that you're not fully recovered.

    Watched Friday the 13th 1-4, and... Fuck, I don't even remember what else I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    It might help me creep out some old folks in a couple of months.

    Don't get it, but sure! Just plaster the walls with pics of Mimi. That should do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    qft... happens to me all the time online... O.o

    and not so i can show her my penis either, to actually play guitar...
    This is relevant to my interests.

    Further details requested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    This guy gets it.



    You wouldn't get it.

    It's so horrible it's not even on most maps.

    The town's name is also epicly long.

    And comprised almost entirely of failure.
    Taumatawahkatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakit anatahu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    This is relevant to my interests.

    Further details requested.
    What, you're gonna request a solo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Could be that you're not fully recovered.

    Watched Friday the 13th 1-4, and... Fuck, I don't even remember what else I did.
    Sounds.. cool.

    Hm, probably is. Which reminds me, I forgot about my medication again. =/ Twice a day should be enough though.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    This is relevant to my interests.

    Further details requested.
    well, normally girls ask me to play guitar, and then we have web cam sex...

    its amazingly hawt...

    but im so good at it ive been charged with web cam rape before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Sounds.. cool.

    Hm, probably is. Which reminds me, I forgot about my medication again. =/ Twice a day should be enough though.
    Yeah, your random assumption>the doctor's decade+ of studies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    What, you're gonna request a solo?
    he just wants to see my penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Don't get it, but sure! Just plaster the walls with pics of Mimi. That should do it.
    You assume that's not already the case.

    Taumatawahkatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakit anatahu?
    Evans, take your dick out of lee's mouth.

    What, you're gonna request a solo?
    I wanna see his fingering skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Yeah, your random assumption>the doctor's decade+ of studies.
    the sad thing about this statement? that its probably true...

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    Unless someone explains to me what's a bad/good idea I'm changing the thread title to something so hilarious that it'll be obvious that only I could've thought of it.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
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    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    he just wants to see my penis
    Thanks for clarifying. I was totally aiming for a guitar solo.

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