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    Default Unheroic chump whacks it at Quakecon 2007


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    Good lord. That's just wrong.

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    The guys over at that forum said it's fake though.

    They also insulted that man's sexlife, before saying things about his myspace.

    On an online message board.

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    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    That doesn't LOOK like a penis. :O!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming View Post
    That doesn't LOOK like a penis. :O!
    Agreed. Looks like a tongue. O_o

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    Look at the monitor.
    It says it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ton View Post
    damn i didnt think they would publish my wanking pic x.x

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    They also insulted that man's sexlife
    lolwut?

    he's at QuakeCon. What sexlife?

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    Said the Emuparadiser..

    Naturally, these prejudices don't apply to me, becuase that is what insulting people over the internet is all about.

    Edit: Plus, I'm kinda pretty.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Said the virgin...

    Naturally, these prejudices don't apply to me, becuase that is what insulting people over the internet is all about.

    Edit: Plus, I'm kinda pretty.
    You are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    damn i didnt think they would publish my wanking pic x.x

    i said the above, as a joke, but wow, that dude looks like my twin O.o

    i mean he looks exactly like me, and its somthing i would do...

    i mean, no winner of a quakecon gets remembered, its the guy who was wanking during the first match and still owning the dude...

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    Real gamers play 2D fighters one handed.

    And while wanking is somewhat cool, the more respected free hand activity is eating pizza.

    Furthermore, that looks nothing like a penis.

    Too small.*

    *comparison made between Ray's penis and picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Real gamers play 2D fighters one handed.

    And while wanking is somewhat cool, the more respected free hand activity is eating pizza.
    nope, i dont eat pizza one handed, i lick my container of bawls... and then masturbate

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    lol @ 2D Fighters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ton View Post
    Oh shi! He was playing Flight Stimulator:X
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