The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Evans]

Would be perfect for putting into someone's gas tank, though.

I'd be really surprised if none neded up being used that way, too.

Meh, just piss in there or pour some sugar.

[Anonymous]

Really? I used to slingshot 3/8 nuts and bolts over the house and onto people in the street.

I got yelled at pretty bad, but it was worth it because I hit an ugly woman I didn't like much. Nope, not talking about my mom, there.

I used to sit on the corner and throw rocks at the hubcaps of cars passing by.

They didn't like that much.

[Raype]

Really? I used to slingshot 3/8 nuts and bolts over the house and onto people in the street.

I got yelled at pretty bad, but it was worth it because I hit an ugly woman I didn't like much. Nope, not talking about my mom, there.

I doubt that was the last time an ugly woman got a face full of your nuts.

[Evans]

I doubt that was the last time an ugly woman got a face full of your nuts.

Again, say hi to your mom.

[Raype]

Again, say hi to your mom.

And risk going out in the sun?

Fuck that.

[Evans]

And risk going out in the sun?

Fuck that.

Dig a tunnel. You did it to escape Bubba.

I would.

[Evans]

Ah fuck, still have to cook them pasta.

I'm off for the night. *nods*

[Raype]

Dig a tunnel. You did it to escape Bubba.

I would.

Nah, I just hide under books. The E must be silent I guess

And have.

[Anonymous]

First base is open, and they're pitching to Bonds?

That's a first.

[Ivolt]

I wish I could find a copy of MGS2: Substance.
I guess I could always get a swap magic and download it, but I prefer having actual copies of PS2 games.
Not the PS1 games though. I break the cases way to easy.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Aww.

Night hun! Sleep well!

[Anonymous]

Spoke too soon. First two pitches are balls, went to the intentional walk for the last two.

Pussies.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Go to work wasted is such a well-written fucking song..

I like my drink, my toast and eggs, the best bloody mary you've ever tasted..

GO TO WORK WASTED, GO TO WORK BOMBED!

[J]

I really, really, really don't like asians.

Also, I have a blister in my mouth. Ouch.

Here, Adriana Lima... happy?

[Elmdor Rizer]

Ya gotta pull a shot,
before you start the job.
I wanna operate,
heavy machinery,
I wanna watch online pornography!