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Thread: The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Would be perfect for putting into someone's gas tank, though.

    I'd be really surprised if none neded up being used that way, too.
    Meh, just piss in there or pour some sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Really? I used to slingshot 3/8 nuts and bolts over the house and onto people in the street.

    I got yelled at pretty bad, but it was worth it because I hit an ugly woman I didn't like much. Nope, not talking about my mom, there.
    I used to sit on the corner and throw rocks at the hubcaps of cars passing by.

    They didn't like that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Really? I used to slingshot 3/8 nuts and bolts over the house and onto people in the street.

    I got yelled at pretty bad, but it was worth it because I hit an ugly woman I didn't like much. Nope, not talking about my mom, there.
    I doubt that was the last time an ugly woman got a face full of your nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    I doubt that was the last time an ugly woman got a face full of your nuts.
    Again, say hi to your mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Again, say hi to your mom.
    And risk going out in the sun?

    Fuck that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    And risk going out in the sun?

    Fuck that.
    Dig a tunnel. You did it to escape Bubba.

    I would.

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    Ah fuck, still have to cook them pasta.

    I'm off for the night. *nods*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Dig a tunnel. You did it to escape Bubba.

    I would.
    Nah, I just hide under books. The E must be silent I guess

    And have.

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    First base is open, and they're pitching to Bonds?

    That's a first.

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    I wish I could find a copy of MGS2: Substance.
    I guess I could always get a swap magic and download it, but I prefer having actual copies of PS2 games.
    Not the PS1 games though. I break the cases way to easy.

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    Aww.

    Night hun! Sleep well!

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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    Spoke too soon. First two pitches are balls, went to the intentional walk for the last two.

    Pussies.

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    Go to work wasted is such a well-written fucking song..

    I like my drink, my toast and eggs, the best bloody mary you've ever tasted..

    GO TO WORK WASTED, GO TO WORK BOMBED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    I really, really, really don't like asians.

    Also, I have a blister in my mouth. Ouch.
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    Ya gotta pull a shot,
    before you start the job.
    I wanna operate,
    heavy machinery,
    I wanna watch online pornography!

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
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    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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