Mate with who?Originally Posted by Ray_
And how much should i make the check out for?
Jackass Penguin
Mate with who?
And how much should i make the check out for?
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Wrong. Just one.
Look and fuck.
Banned
Job interview in 10 hours.
Awake until laundry is done.
You've got 45 minutes. Entertain me.
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No.
Johnny Cash [America V - A Hundred Highways] - God's Gonna Cut You Down
Super Moderator
No wonder you're a failureWrong. Just one.
Look and fuck.
Laugh and jerk off.
My mom.
100 dollars.
Banned
How should I go about cleaning a mousepad?
It's just a basic rubberish-clothish thing, but it's got my school logo on it, so I'd rather not get a new one.
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It makes perfect sense!No wonder you're a failure
Laugh and jerk off.
My mom.
100 dollars.
Giggle and fap.
Is cheap.
Lifetime of sex.
Banned
Check out his cover of Hurt. Good tune.
Super Moderator
It always does!
Procrastinate and masturbate.
Is not!
Death of rape.
Jackass Penguin
You made me think of this:
MEMO:
"Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."
Banned
I remember 8th grade... There were 15 computers in the library. One day, all of the mice were missing the ball. Someone needed some projectiles for their new slingshot I guess.
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Jackass Penguin
Oh man. Getting hit with one of those would hurt like hell
Banned
Would be perfect for putting into someone's gas tank, though.Oh man. Getting hit with one of those would hurt like hell
I'd be really surprised if none neded up being used that way, too.
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Really? I used to slingshot 3/8 nuts and bolts over the house and onto people in the street.Oh man. Getting hit with one of those would hurt like hell
I got yelled at pretty bad, but it was worth it because I hit an ugly woman I didn't like much. Nope, not talking about my mom, there.
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