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Thread: The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Reminds me of when I had to perform hear surgery on my kitten.

    And decided to just fill the chest with firecrackers.
    lol. I bet the results were 'explosive'!


















































































    Terrible pun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Maybe french?
    He's probably american. Yes. I am american. Yes. Americans sue people over little shit like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I hope he doesn't bust out Lawsuite Vista on our asses
    We're not properly patched.
    It'd need 8 gigs of ram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I hope he doesn't bust out Lawsuite Vista on our asses
    We're not properly patched.
    We may get infected with the porn virus inside his computer.

    That what he gets for searching gerbil sex and then ROMS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    He's probably american. Yes. I am american. Yes. Americans sue people over little shit like this.
    No they don't.

    I sometimes wish you could sue for spyware/virii though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galcian View Post
    We may get infected with the porn virus inside his computer.

    That what he gets for searching gerbil sex and then ROMS.
    There's Gerbil Sex on EP? Who's been holding out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galcian View Post
    We may get infected with the porn virus inside his computer.

    That what he gets for searching gerbil sex and then ROMS.
    /applys Condom 2007 with Spermacide SP2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    lol. I bet the results were 'explosive'!

    Terrible pun...
    It was the bomb.

    I had a blast.

    Sadly it didn't have the impact I had hoped for.

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    Perverts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    No they don't.

    I sometimes wish you could sue for spyware/virii though.
    Oh? This one chick sued Mc Diddy's for making their coffee hot. Their COFFEE!

    COFFEE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    There's Gerbil Sex on EP? Who's been holding out?
    Congratulations, Corey. You've made me lol for the first time in your history at EP.

    Have a cookie.

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    I should probably get all this DSL stuff disconnected and move the desk a bit so the cable guy can install tomorrow.

    Goodnight you jerks


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I should probably get all this DSL stuff disconnected and move the desk a bit so the cable guy can install tomorrow.

    Goodnight you jerks

    Goodnight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Maybe french?
    Nope!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    No they don't.

    I sometimes wish you could sue for spyware/virii though.
    "Your Honor, I was infected by a virus while trying to illegally acquire a game. I demand justice."

    Wonder how that would fare, though. Is it like the thief that cut himself on the knife that was laying around? (He won, as I recall.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Congratulations, Corey. You've made me lol for the first time in your history at EP.

    Have a cookie.
    That'd be a lie. I shattered that one dude's soul in the hangout back when I was newish. You repped.

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