The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Raype]

A gurl forced me to try one of those machines that rips your hair out a few days ago, didn't even hurt. Yeah, I'm a man's man!

You mean an abusive father?

[Mikey]

Aww, Mike.. =3

[Elmdor Rizer]

You mean an abusive father?

She's an abusive father or I'm an abusive father? ALSO, I DON'T LIVE WITH MY FATHER, ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT MY FEELINGS?

[Raype]

She's an abusive father or I'm an abusive father? ALSO, I DON'T LIVE WITH MY FATHER, ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT MY FEELINGS?

The device in question. Relax elmdor, it's not supposed to make sense.

If by "feelings" you mean "penis" and by "hurt" you mean "suck" then yes.

[Evans]

How could I see that with my head in your lap?

All I saw were your hairless thighs.

Not hairless.

But my thighs aren't hairless right now.

A gurl forced me to try one of those machines that rips your hair out a few days ago, didn't even hurt. Yeah, I'm a man's man!

Told ya.

Haha, "forced".

You're right.

I'm trippin'.

ON YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS!

EDIT- Hey, don't plagiarize me.

Wait, is it even possible to plagiarize yourself?

Better check.

Check in the cuckoo's nest.

She's an abusive father or I'm an abusive father? ALSO, I DON'T LIVE WITH MY FATHER, ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT MY FEELINGS?

Possibly, but in a gentle manner.

[Raype]

Not hairless.

Told ya.

Check in the cuckoo's nest.

Damn you low resolution monitor!!!

See: above

Already did. There were gears in there.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Haha, "forced".

Well.. she, uh, and, erm, her sister were right there too, and they.. um..

I thought they'd agree to a three-way if I said yes. All these social games..

[Elmdor Rizer]

The device in question. Relax elmdor, it's not supposed to make sense.

If by "feelings" you mean "penis" and by "hurt" you mean "suck" then yes.

<3 Less talk, more rock.

[Raype]

Well.. she, uh, and, erm, her sister were right there too, and they.. um..

I thought they'd agree to a three-way if I said yes. All these social games..

Apparently my sex appeal has rubbed off on elmdor.

The answer is always yes. Always. Except when it's "you wanna do it?"

[Evans]

Well.. she, uh, and, erm, her sister were right there too, and they.. um..

I thought they'd agree to a three-way if I said yes. All these social games..

Oh yeah, I think you told me about that.

Getting shaved by chicks isn't a social game. I think.

<3 Chess talk, more rook.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Nah, it was too recently. Similar things has been known to happen though.. I always expect sex.

http://www.epforums.org/got-virus-yo...x.html?t=46978

[Elmdor Rizer]

Getting shaved by chicks isn't a social game. I think.

IT IS TO ME.

[Evans]

Nah, it was too recently. Similar things has been known to happen though.. I always expect sex.

http://www.epforums.org/got-virus-yo...x.html?t=46978

"Thanks to you people, I'm getting porno popups, and everything. Better start explaining fast."

I don't like his tone either.

And: http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=...G=Search&meta=

[Elmdor Rizer]

Yeah, I mean.. I was actually thinking about doing an ip-check to make sure that this wasn't Cheezy or someone fucking around, but I figured no one could be that bored.

[Sprung]

C'mon. You all know we aren't really here to share games. WE INSTALLZ TEH PORNOE POPZ!