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Thread: The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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    If Sprung were Ray things would be like:

    Sprung: Now Ivolt, I shall name you Scotty. Now, beam me u...you know what, fuck it, get on your knees, I'll beam YOU up.

    *zipper sound*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    um...that was supposed to say "address" >.<

    honest.
    Maybe I should have said "fixed"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    If Sprung were Ray things would be like:

    Sprung: Now Ivolt, I shall name you Scotty. Now, beam me u...you know what, fuck it, get on your knees, I'll beam YOU up.

    *zipper sound*
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    You guys are too fucking fast tonight. Hangout hasn't moved so fast (to me) in a while.

    G'night everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    If Sprung were Ray things would be like:

    Sprung: Now Ivolt, I shall name you Scotty. Now, beam me u...you know what, fuck it, get on your knees, I'll beam YOU up.

    *zipper sound*
    It's because sprung would be taller, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey View Post
    You guys are too fucking fast tonight. Hangout hasn't moved so fast (to me) in a while.

    G'night everyone.


    (we wore him out...poor little guy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    That's not true in the slightest.

    ... it's not provable anyway...
    Ok, so a few interview questions:

    Are you asian?
    Are you a hot asian ninja?
    Um...

    ...

    that's it. Actually, ignore the first one completely. The second one is all that's important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    It's because sprung would be taller, right?
    He supposedly sounds like a redneck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post


    (we wore him out...poor little guy)
    Shush.

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    HughesNet commercial on tv.

    lol strongbad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    He supposedly sounds like a redneck...
    I know.

    We're related.

    My mom had sex with his brother's tractor, I was the result.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    He supposedly sounds like a redneck...
    Me?

    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    I know.

    We're related.

    My mom had sex with his brother's tractor, I was the result.
    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?






























    Where's my tractor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Ok, so a few interview questions:

    Are you asian?
    Are you a hot asian ninja?
    Um...

    ...

    that's it. Actually, ignore the first one completely. The second one is all that's important.
    Might I add, no fat chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Might I add, no fat chicks.
    and that.

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