The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Evans]

Oh, I see.

That was a good description.

Now I know I don't know ANYTHING about Canada.

Good description, albeit biased and inaccurate.

[Anonymous]

Good description, albeit biased and inaccurate.

Yeah! There's a lot more to rednecks than racism. They also like to get piss-drunk and watch cars go in circles.

[Evans]

*vomits*

Someone needs to fix the template bug already.

[Raype]

Good description, albeit biased and inaccurate.

Hey, we're slow, drunk, inbred, gun crazy, and we all live in small towns where we fuck our uncles.

If that doesn't say redneck I don't know what does.

Well besides my uncles ass tattoo.

Yee HAW!

Err, attempt giving a better description so I can rape you. You'd have to forgive my shitty description for you see I'm a newfie. ANd therefore doing anything beyond fishing and fucking is beyond my capacity.

[Sprung]

Yeah! There's a lot more to rednecks than racism. They also like to get piss-drunk and watch cars go in circles.

piss-drunk isn't a redneck term.

[Ivolt]

Oh, I see.

That was a good description.

Now I know I don't know ANYTHING about Canada.

Does anyone except Canadians?

[Evans]

Yeah! There's a lot more to rednecks than racism. They also like to get piss-drunk and watch cars go in circles.

No no, I meant he forgot the mental retardation aspect.

Oh, right, rednecks.

[Evans]

Hey, we're slow, drunk, inbred, gun crazy, and we all live in small towns where we fuck our uncles.

If that doesn't say redneck I don't know what does.

Well besides my uncles ass tattoo.

Yee HAW!

Err, attempt giving a better description so I can rape you. You'd have to forgive my shitty description for you see I'm a newfie. ANd therefore doing anything beyond fishing and fucking is beyond my capacity.

I don't care if you can jump through circles or add numbers, so long as you can fuck right. And left.

[Evans]

Does anyone except Canadians?

Educated people?

[Anonymous]

piss-drunk isn't a redneck term.

Sorry, how about "SHIT-FACED, JIMBO!"

[Evans]

Nobuo Uematsu - [Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Original Soundtrack (CD2) #09] Sairin: Kata Tsubasa no Tenshi ~Advent:One-Winged Angel~

[Raype]

Educated people?

Or people who'll read this:

Newfies: Lol rednecks.

Anyone west of quebec: See: Newfies

Anyone in the "north": gas sniffing natives

Manitoba: Nobody gives a shit.

Ontario: Picture california, now make the people dumber and hotter.

BC: Drugs, hookers, drugs, low budget movie filming.

Alberta: We all wish we were cowboys. Gay cowboys. Brokeback style.

Saskatchewan: Holy shit it's wheat!

Everything else is just empty space.

[Fer!]

Does anyone except Canadians?

I know history about America, England, some European countries, manners, places and stuff.

That is what I do not know about Canada.

[Fer!]

Ontario: Picture california, now make the people dumber and hotter.

I'll start saving money for my vacations.

[Evans]

Or people who'll read this:

Newfies: Lol rednecks.

Anyone west of quebec: See: Newfies

Anyone in the "north": gas sniffing natives

Manitoba: Nobody gives a shit, probably empty.

Ontario: Picture california, now make the people dumber and hotter and square headed. Pooliticians.

BC: Drugs, hookers, drugs, low budget movie filming. Asians.

Alberta: We all wish we were cowboys. Gay cowboys. Brokeback style. Out of debt, thanks to oil sands.

Saskatchewan: Cornflakes in the making.

Everything else is just empty space/ice.

Added to it a bit.