Alright. I've confirmed it.
The uptime in my sig is counting down.
It was previously 23/7/9/5
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
The 40's.
Apparently it all started when some guy wanted "chinese".
And some people got the idea to kill a chinese hooker, ground her up, then feed it to him. Once he was done the meal, they told him.
Apparently it was the best he has had.
And thus, the trend of chopping up foreigners and putting them in food was born.
You didn't think taco bell was really serving beef, did you?
I hope they can't trace that back to me.
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._wounds_may_be
If that is what I think it is it is worth watching.