Open a tin of beans, put in bowl of some sort, put in microwave, turn on microwave. Wait a few minutes. Take beans out. Put on plate. Add some toast if you like.
Microwaves scare me. What if it proper explodes, or something?
Microwaves scare me. What if it proper explodes, or something?
Get 2 sausages, put in the oven, turn to 200 or whatever. Just check up on them every so often, slice them down the middle. Put on bread. Add whatever the hell you want.
Get 2 sausages, put in the oven, turn to 200 or whatever. Just check up on them every so often, slice them down the middle. Put on bread. Add whatever the hell you want.
Brown sauce please.
Make me a cupper whilst you're at it.