Zombie Master is the most awesome multiplayer ever.

I'm playing as the zombie master, and I've got 77 random zombies spread out all over the map, with only 3 human players still living. This was about a minute before the end of the map, and already everyone is hating me for my playing style (namely, spawning a billion and one zombies all over the place), and I've been called every name in the book (personal favorite: "ZM you no talent scum of the earth! Fucking faggot asshole!")
One of the humans died via Hulk attack, but with two remaining, they had almost one the map, merely waiting for time to count down, when I activated a ZM trap: A tornado. :3 One survivor got sucked up and dropped to his death: The other had a car dropped on him.
I renamed myself "JSLTheNoTalentAsshole" in honor of the other players' thoughts of me after I won. :3
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.