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Thread: The Hangout: In this corner: Polo "Bloody Knuckles" Bunny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    know what adds atleast 400hp each?

    bad-ass stickers...

    and if you have your entire car covered with them, your immune to police...
    I already mentioned vinyl horesepower

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I've been meaning to ask you...

    How much would you charge me to drive by here and slam into my neighbor's tree? The damn thing leaks sap all over our cars. I'll pay extra if you fly through the windshield.
    pay me $5 and its done...

    but, im going to sleep now, its 1:00 here and i was suppoosed to be in bed at 11:00

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    pay me $5 and its done...

    but, im going to sleep now, its 1:00 here and i was suppoosed to be in bed at 11:00
    Do you have skilz?


    Night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I already mentioned vinyl horesepower
    i mean stickers like, "My grizzly bear could eat your Honor Student" (My gamer could frag your honor student)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    i mean stickers like, "My grizzly bear could eat your Honor Student"
    Oh man. I totally forgot the horsepower contained in bumper stickers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Do you have skilz?


    Night
    i duck roll out of the car and vanish in smoke if thats what you mean...

    and i use 18 wheelers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    know what adds atleast 400hp each?

    bad-ass stickers...

    and if you have your entire car covered with them, your immune to police...
    Speaking of police, I got pulled over for no reason today. I pulled into the parking lot at work and there was a damn squad car behind me. He flips his lights on and pulls my ass over. He tried to tell me I didn't have my seatbelt on, I kind of smiled and looked right at my seatbelt. It was on. Then the joker goes on to try and say I didn't have a rear view mirror. I sure as shit do have one, and it reflects images just like all the others. Fucking joker almost made me late to work.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I've been meaning to ask you...

    How much would you charge me to drive by here and slam into my neighbor's tree? The damn thing leaks sap all over our cars. I'll pay extra if you fly through the windshield.
    Just cut the fucker down. You could probably cut the branches if they hang on your property.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    i duck roll out of the car and vanish in smoke if thats what you mean...

    and i use 18 wheelers...
    Sweet. Nothing wrong with a little Mindfreak

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    David Blaine is cooler.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Speaking of police, I got pulled over for no reason today. I pulled into the parking lot at work and there was a damn squad car behind me. He flips his lights on and pulls my ass over. He tried to tell me I didn't have my seatbelt on, I kind of smiled and looked right at my seatbelt. It was on. Then the joker goes on to try and say I didn't have a rear view mirror. I sure as shit do have one, and it reflects images just like all the others. Fucking joker almost made me late to work.
    what state do you live in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Just cut the fucker down. You could probably cut the branches if they hang on your property.
    I already cut every branch I could reach with the trimming pole and the tallest ladder I have. These trees are as old as the dirt they grow in.

    I'm hoping for a storm, 'cept they'll probably fall on the damn house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    David Blaine is cooler.
    SciFi is starting a new "street magic" show later this month. Looks remotely interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    what state do you live in?
    Indiana.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I already cut every branch I could reach with the trimming pole and the tallest ladder I have. These trees are as old as the dirt they grow in.

    I'm hoping for a storm, 'cept they'll probably fall on the damn house.
    Call in the County Highway Department. The one around here does stuff like that for free. It's where my pop works.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    SciFi is starting a new "street magic" show later this month. Looks remotely interesting.
    As long as they don't start the show with some gay ass hard rock music. Sorry Criss, yelling "Mindfreak" over and over is not cool.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Indiana.



    Call in the County Highway Department. The one around here does stuff like that for free. It's where my pop works.
    This would be too far onto private property for the highway dept. They don't encroach onto the sidewalk or road...just my driveway.

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