The Hangout: In this corner: Polo "Bloody Knuckles" Bunny!

[Lee]

2. And to be fair, you'll know exactly why you're banned next time out, and why you'll never be welcome back here should that happen.

2. Or, and this is a pretty wild concept, but maybe people just don't appreciate it when you're being an asshole to them, regardless of whether or not you choose to circumvent responsibility for your actions by claiming that you're less than serious when you do it.

QFT

[Cyberxion]

It's never good when I post anywhere. Really, have you been paying attention? It's a train wreck with every post.

[Anonymous]

It's never good when I post anywhere. Really, have you been paying attention? It's a train wreck with every post.

all 21,000 of em.

[Raype]

Tsk, you have silly mouses. My index isn't touching any buttons.

Arm wrestling? No one ever let me wrestle with my left hand, so i trained my right. It's stronger now :O

Well, you should've thought of that before you told me to do it.

Ah, I see. You're one of THOSE people.

Trained it? Doing what?

Hey, I'm not on trial. Although I would like to be held in contempt. All night long.
[/QUOTE]

i beat everyone at arm wrestling by doing that, my left and right arms are almost equal in all respects (thru weight lifting...) and after they get tired with the right hand i switch to left and beat the crap out of them... or its a fair match if they are lefties.

handshakes cant be awkward, but they can be made awkward...

i.e. your nervous and you fumble when going for anothers hand <--embarrassing

or, you put out your left hand, they put out your right, you keep your hand there, they pull out they're left. <-- not embarrassing.

Or in my case, if you just can't stop yourself from making bizarre comments.

"Nice to finally meet you mr. Smith*"
*holds out hand*
"Sorry if it smells fishy, it was in your daughter for most of the trip here."

*names changed to protect the not so innocent

[Cyberxion]

all 21,000 of em.

It would be way more if Hangout posts counted.

[Anonymous]

It would be way more if Hangout posts counted.

i think i made a count-up once, my post count would be twice what's listed if hangouts counted.

[Cyberxion]

i think i made a count-up once, my post count would be twice what's listed if hangouts counted.

Yeah, mine would be at least doubled, as sad as it is to admit.

Then we also lost a bunch of posts a few years back, so my count is slightly off, give or take a few. Meh.

[Inferno.]

Back.
I was a bit afk.

[Sprung]

Just bought a brand new Saturn 3D controller for $21 shipped.

http://cgi.ebay.com/BRAND-NEW-SEALED...QQcmdZViewItem

[Anonymous]

"You Kill Me"

Ben Kingsley plays an alchoholic ex-hitman working in a mortuary.

[Inferno.]

Just bought a brand new Saturn 3D controller for $21 shipped.

http://cgi.ebay.com/BRAND-NEW-SEALED...QQcmdZViewItem

Nice.
Bit much to spend on something for the Saturn though, IMO.

[Raype]

Back.
I was a bit afk.

Ass
Fucking
Kids
?

[Anonymous]

I don't know what to say really.
Three minutes
to the biggest battle of our professional lives
all comes down to today.
Either
we heal
as a team
or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch
play by play
till we're finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen
believe me
and
we can stay here
and get the shit kicked out of us
or
we can fight our way
back into the light.
We can climb out of hell.
One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you.
I'm too old.
I look around and I see these young faces
and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
I uh....
I pissed away all my money
believe it or not.
I chased off
anyone who has ever loved me.
And lately,
I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game
life or football
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half step too late or to early
you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?

[Inferno.]

Saturn was an excellent machine. But as soon as I get my graphics card, I won't be using it anymore.

[Anonymous]

Fucking A, greatest locker room speech ever.