He was just pointing out how great fellatio is.Originally Posted by Ray.
Official Chronicler of EP
He was just pointing out how great fellatio is.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Super Moderator
What are you talking about? Fellatio sucks.He was just pointing out how great fellatio is.
In the good way.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Take off your pants.
Official Chronicler of EP
O.oHmm, foreign swear words loose something in translation.
Må din pung bli överkörd av femhundra siamesiska elefantbögar samtidigt som du får en ananas uppkörd långt upp i rektum. :X
j/k
I wonder what'd hurt the most.. :O damn, pineapples.
Fair enough, Ray. All my base are yours to enjoy, whatever that means. Eh, just suck my cock, plx!
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Super Moderator
Base exchanges?Fair enough, Ray. All my base are yours to enjoy, whatever that means. Eh, just suck my cock, plx!
Whoa whoa whoa, I was just talking about sex.
I'm not ready for a commitment.
Unless of course you're talking about being committed.
I'd probably like that.
I hear crazy chicks are easy.
You just have to avoid oral and anal. One hole's unclean, the other will tear your cock off.
Evil Republican FPS gamer
I like those little circles above the letters.
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yes, they look nummyI like those little circles above the letters.
Hater
No wonder you're fat. Stop talking about food.yes, they look nummy
Administrator
Making you hungry? :X
Official Chronicler of EP
You just want me for my body.I, uh, have a face too, you know!
Oh, yeah. My keyboard is better than yours.I like those little circles above the letters.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Болтаться
im big, not fat,
and i cant help it, i have a very strong apettite and a very weak metabolism...
Super Moderator
Unless the face, in whole or in part, is being used to satisfy a want or need of mine, sexual or otherwise, it is irrelevant.You just want me for my body.
Evil Republican FPS gamer
I want a pic of it.Oh, yeah. My keyboard is better than yours.
Super Moderator
I hear moving around increases metabolism.
I'd try it, but I'd rather just sit here looking sexy.
I'd do me.
If I were gay.
Evans: yeah. If. Whatever you say Rachel.
SHUT UP DAMMIT!
The voices, they just won't stop!
Maybe I can scoop them out.
*grabs ice cream scoop and table saw then leaves room*
Official Chronicler of EP
Okay, mine's actually a little better, but it's the same, button-wise.
Why won't you just acknowledge my face, Ray? Gimme a kiss.. please?
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Evil Republican FPS gamer
Dr. Evans and Mr. Thompson?I hear moving around increases metabolism.
I'd try it, but I'd rather just sit here looking sexy.
I'd do me.
If I were gay.
Evans: yeah. If. Whatever you say Rachel.
SHUT UP DAMMIT!
The voices, they just won't stop!
Maybe I can scoop them out.
*grabs ice cream scoop and table saw then leaves room*
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