The Hangout: At Deach's Expense

[Raype]

That's your solution to everything, isn't it.

While I decide on whether or not you're right, I would like to examine your prostate.

phew good thing i took that Anti-Sodomist Karate course...

Crushing bricks with your sphincter?

...

I'll pass. I may be rock hard, but I'm not about to risk penis removal.

Again.

The strobe light in the bedroom was a good idea on paper, but how was I supposed to know it induced seizures?

[Dr Mario]

While I decide on whether or not you're right, I would like to examine your prostate.

I'm not falling for that again. Took me long enough to recover from the last time.

[Raype]

There's something seriously wrong with my sperm production.

I wanted to use the word "array" in this post, but couldn't figure out how.

How about "there's array in my pants"

*jumps in elmdor's pants*

[Elmdor Rizer]

How about "there's array in my pants"

*jumps in elmdor's pants*

Oh, I can dig it.

Fuck, I'm tired, but sleeping is kinda boring.

[Raype]

I'm not falling for that again. Took me long enough to recover from the last time.

You just seemed like a four finger kinda guy.

How was I supposed to know you were such a tight-ass?

[Strongbad]

How was I supposed to know you were such a tight-ass?

You have to stretch it out a little first.

[Raype]

You have to stretch it out a little first.

The world has enough huge assholes already.

Oh, I can dig it.

Fuck, I'm tired, but sleeping is kinda boring.

Sleep face down in prison or a gay bar.

That takes away the boredom.

It's also the cure for constipation

[Elmdor Rizer]

He wears his birkenstocks to work, Is he a jerk? No! Just confused..

Jeff don't wear regular shoes.

Ha Ha Ha!

[Elmdor Rizer]

Now to change my theme!

[Lee]

phew good thing i took that Anti-Sodomist Karate course...

Crushing bricks with your sphincter?

...

I'll pass. I may be rock hardbut I'm not about to risk penis removal.

oh no lol, i just have the ability to detect sodomists from up to 26,000 miles away

and when they are within sodomistic range (100ft) i can stop their heart and kill them, using my mind powers.

[Strongbad]

A quote inside of a quote? NO WAY!

[Sprung]

oh no lol, i just have the ability to detect sodomists from up to 26,000 miles away

and when they are within sodomistic range (100ft) i can stop their heart and kill them, using my mind powers.

Make me a sandwich. A killer mindpower sandwich.

[Sprung]

A quote inside of a quote? NO WAY!

On that subject: vB3 PM conversations drive me crazy with their nested quotes.

[Strongbad]

On that subject: vB3 PM conversations drive me crazy with their nested quotes.

Can't you just use the backspace key when sending messages? You know, just erase the quote.

[Sprung]

Can't you just use the backspace key when sending messages? You know, just erase the quote.

Sure, but it's annoying.