The Hangout: At Deach's Expense

[Deach]

Did you see any English fights? I've never seen an englishman be mad.

We don't get mad.

[Elin]

It's only gross negligence to not bury it. :/

*goes to the store to buy Gravedigging Barbie with spring-loaded shovel arm*

[Elin]

We don't get mad.

Your football national team's supporters beg to differ, good sir.

[Dr Mario]

Your football national team's supporters beg to differ, good sir.

They aren't really citizens. Just a specialised breed of attack dog.

[Deach]

Your football national team's supporters beg to differ, good sir.

It's the alcohol.

[Elin]

They aren't really citizens. Just a specialised breed of attack dog.

This post is so good that no reply could possibly do it justice. I'll just quote it in awe.

[Corey]

It's the alcohol.

Indeed.

[Elin]

It's the alcohol.

Englishmen don't get angry; just very, very drunk?

[Deach]

Englishmen don't get angry; just very, very drunk?

That's right.

[Evans]

Christianity makes good people's everything better. Bad people are going to hell anyway, so they don't count.

I guess you got me there.

[Elin]

You.

Nonsense. Random people don't come all the way to a foreign country to see a single person. Unless that country is Sweden, and that person is Elmdor. And even then, cases are rare.

[Evans]

Nonsense. Random people don't come all the way to a foreign country to see a single person. Unless that country is Sweden, and that person is Elmdor. And even then, cases are rare.

You're just modest.

Elmdor is king. Or queen. Let's say he's royalty altogether.

[Elin]

That's right.

Perhaps Englishmen and Scotsmen really aren't so different after all, then...

[Evans]

Perhaps Englishmen and Scotsmen really aren't so different after all, then...

Let's find out. Will they both laugh at this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN5_Xe_11eQ

[Elin]

Elmdor is king. Or queen. Let's say he's royalty altogether.

It's because he has a really, really big scepter. If you get what I'm saying.

*elbows* Huh? Huh? Do you get what I'm saying?

...

Fine, fine. The only thing that could have made that worse was a destroy smilie. I think after something like that I probably ought to leave. Life in general, that is.

*takes out gun*