Originally Posted by CheezyMadman
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Season 3 of Walker Texas Ranger comes out on DVD Tuesday.
Rednecks of the world, rejoice!
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A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
Jackass Penguin
Don't waste your time trying to use Outlook for newsgroups. Get Grabit from www.shemes.com, and use a newsgroup indexing site.
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I've dloaded over 40gb this weekend from NG's...:heyhey:
Jackass Penguin
I love newsgroups.
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You can set the new version of grabit to automatically repair and extract your dloads...I love newsgroups.
Jackass Penguin
Hmm. I wasn't aware of that. I might have to check it out. I've been hesitant to upgrade after the 1.6.0beta release. It was terrible.
I still use 1.5.3, but I see they are on 1.7.x now. I'll have to see the feature set. Thanks for the info.
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It seemed to take a while whilst I was sitting watching, but you can disable it. I use the option if i'm gonna be out so everything is finished when I get back.Hmm. I wasn't aware of that. I might have to check it out. I've been hesitant to upgrade after the 1.6.0beta release. It was terrible.
I still use 1.5.3, but I see they are on 1.7.x now. I'll have to see the feature set. Thanks for the info.
So manually running quickpar and unzipping is quicker, or at least it seems that way.
Jackass Penguin
After I had a few minutes to think about it, I don't think I'd like auto extracting. I have different folders I extract to, and I'd just end up moving everything around all the time
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It extracts to the folder you name for that particular dload.After I had a few minutes to think about it, I don't think I'd like auto extracting. I have different folders I extract to, and I'd just end up moving everything around all the time
Jackass Penguin
I'll check it out...I am sorta stuck in my old ways
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GT;FOTB
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Old.I'll check it out...I am sorta stuck in my old ways
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