Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
Close, blue contacts when on duty.

"Hey, you look like raging hard-on"
"nope, see, my eyes are the wrong color"
"I see"

The perfect plan.

EDIT- However an eye patch when not working would also probably work well. The one eyed guy would never be suspected as secretly having both eyes. Or I could pretend to be blind or asian.

I'll just have to wait and see.
We have ourselves a genius here.