Score.Originally Posted by Fer!
In fact, he gave cancer to MJ in some story arc.
I hope his spider babies ate her alive from the inside.
...
I may be insane.
*puts on bright red costume*
Call me, the mad penis!
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Score.In fact, he gave cancer to MJ in some story arc.
I hope his spider babies ate her alive from the inside.
...
I may be insane.
*puts on bright red costume*
Call me, the mad penis!
RetroMEX!!!!
Plot twist!
Spiderman doesn't have little minnows, but little spiders for semen.
Evil Republican FPS gamer
Who will be your nemesis?
Gonorrhea-man?
She-Syphilis?
Herpex?
Who will defend sperm city from these monsters? :O!
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If I had that ability I'd have major fun.
Expecting a face full of man slime, getting a face full of bugs.
Bet you wished you swallowed now, huh bitch?
RetroMEX!!!!
Will chicks flock to his penis like an emo concert?
Evil Republican FPS gamer
Wait for the next number boy!
Super Moderator
I changed it to "raging hard-on".
My nemesis is "the green gobblin' ". Also, "Sex Screwthur".
My secred identity is "Dick Dickenson".
Super Moderator
Like moths to a bright light.
RetroMEX!!!!
How will you disguise yourself? Clear contacts?
RetroMEX!!!!
Bitch. I'm not black. Don't call me boy.Wait for the next number boy!
Super Moderator
Close, blue contacts when on duty.
"Hey, you look like raging hard-on"
"nope, see, my eyes are the wrong color"
"I see"
The perfect plan.
EDIT- However an eye patch when not working would also probably work well. The one eyed guy would never be suspected as secretly having both eyes. Or I could pretend to be blind or asian.
I'll just have to wait and see.
RetroMEX!!!!
Sara says:
brb got to pee
Necrosnake says:
=\
Sara says:
i tell you becasue i know you dont like it XD
Necrosnake says:
I act like I don't like it so you'll tell me.
RetroMEX!!!!
We have ourselves a genius here.
Super Moderator
I've got it!
Fake british accent.
It's perfect!
Super Moderator
Penis, away!
/gone
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