Originally Posted by Evans Cheap whore for everybody, I'm buying. *whistles at Ray's mother* Yes!
Originally Posted by Pikasnake Hard Liquor>Beer Yarrr, he be right.
Originally Posted by Ray. in the Butt butt butt.... *sigh* I need some lube.
Originally Posted by Pikasnake Hard Liquor>Beer But I have stuff to do later. I can't get totally wasted now. Or can I... I need several bottles of scotch, stat! @evans: Actually that smell is your fault. I told you we needed to wash ourselves.
Originally Posted by Ray. But I have stuff to do later. I can't get totally wasted now. Or can I... I need several bottles of scotch, stat! @evans: Actually that smell is your fault. I told you we needed to wash ourselves. If you'd spread 'em more often, you'd get tongue cleaned. But noooooo, you're too fancy for that. :eyeball:
Originally Posted by Evans If you'd spread 'em more often, you'd get tongue cleaned. But noooooo, you're too fancy for that. :eyeball: Hey, my grandfather didn't kill nazis in korea so I could get tongue fucked by no frenchie. In the butt.
Originally Posted by Ray. Hey, my grandfather didn't kill nazis in korea so I could get tongue fucked by no frenchie. In the butt. That's very entertaining, but I'm not actually French. Now, squat.
Originally Posted by Evans That's very entertaining, but I'm not actually French. Now, squat. And I'm not actually a newfie. Suprise! Buttsex! Yes sir!
Originally Posted by Ray. And I'm not actually a newfie. Suprise! Buttsex! Yes sir! Hell, I don't even think you're a man. No surprise! Anal sex! *tastes* ah HAH, Deach, I know where Hershey chocolate comes from.
Originally Posted by Evans I don't think, I play with myself. And people stupid enough to fall asleep in my vicinity. Oh, so banned's rich. heh, you'd think so, but I've got a gambling problem
Originally Posted by Evans Hell, I don't even think you're a man. No surprise! Anal sex! *tastes* ah HAH, Deach, I know where Hershey chocolate comes from. Check your inbox for pics of my penis. There's your proof. *opens google and types "penis"* If you put your nuts in my hole we can make hersheys with almonds.
Originally Posted by banned heh, you'd think so, but I've got a gambling problem I have an addiction to slots. I just can't stop giving them money.
Originally Posted by banned heh, you'd think so, but I've got a gambling problem Yes, you even suck at winning the odds. Originally Posted by Ray. Check your inbox for pics of my penis. There's your proof. *opens google and types "penis"* If you put your nuts in my hole we can make hersheys with almonds. No thanks, I can do that by myself. I prefer to just tongue your hole. We'll keep the chocolate making for later on. :heyhey:
Use a theme, Ray. No, actually...I think that will be worse, stay with no sig/avatar.
Originally Posted by Fer! Use a theme, Ray. No, actually...I think that will be worse, stay with no sig/avatar. 200 points it sucks.
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