The Hangout: Makenshi is bribing EP's children with candy. Watch out!

[Strongbad]

Well, I'll be damned. I thought you were in Indy.

No, I just used to go there a lot. I know where you live though.

[Evans]

No, they did. We were more or less yelling at the drivers. Very childish of me. Yelling "yo bitch" never gets old. Also, when driving by someone walking it is always fun to ask, "How much?"

However childish it may be, it's fun.

[Evans]

I have to go to Indy tomorrow for work. Some mandatory seminar on our company insurance...even though I don't have the insurance offered by the company. You see, it's a Wellness Program, so if I joined, I would be put through many tests, physicals, and probably have fingers stuck in every hole in my body. Then they would find something to complain about...say maybe I need to lose some weight. Now, they say, "lose 10 pounds before your next rape...um...exam". Ok, sure, whatever. OH NOES when I go back next year and haven't lost 10 pounds, they raise my insurance rate. Not considering the fact that to insure my whole family would cost me $190 every 2 weeks. I did get a letter today stating the rates will be increasing this year. Slightly. Now, "slightly" is being defined by the same people who think $190 bi-weekly is "the best insurance in the industry".

What really bothers me is that I'll be in Indy, and that is too damn close to strongbad. We all know he's driving again.

If I still had it, I'd PS Sprung on a few E.T. pics.

[Sprung]

Damn.

Yeah.

BONUS ROUND!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're all going in the company truck. So, as the nonsmoker, I am relegated to sit in the middle. The truck is a stick shift. The smokers need the windows.

I should smell like an ashtray by the end of the day. And, there's no air conditioning...not that the windows being down would help if there were.

[Strongbad]

However childish it may be, it's fun.

Yeah, it kills time.

When I was walking out of the Circle K gas station some bitch looked at me funny, so I grabbed my nads and shookem up and down a few times. She wanted me.

[Mikey]

If I still had it, I'd PS Sprung on a few E.T. pics.

Sprung, post your old 'I don't give a fuck' picture!

[Sprung]

No, I just used to go there a lot. I know where you live though.

Cool. So do I.

[Sprung]

Sprung, post your old 'I don't give a fuck' picture!

Sure thing. Hang on.

[Mikey]

Yeah.

BONUS ROUND!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're all going in the company truck. So, as the nonsmoker, I am relegated to sit in the middle. The truck is a stick shift. The smokers need the windows.

I should smell like an ashtray by the end of the day. And, there's no air conditioning...not that the windows being down would help if there were.

Ask your co-workers to not smoke just during the ride. Or threaten to chew their ankles off.

[Strongbad]

Cool. So do I.

Yeah, we are going to have to hang out some time. One of these days I going to roll up to your door just to creep you out.

[Sprung]

Yeah, we are going to have to hang out some time. One of these days I going to roll up to your door just to creep you out.

I'll know it's you by the crash

[Mikey]

Yeah, we are going to have to hang out some time. One of these days I going to crash through your house just to creep you out.

[Evans]

Yeah, it kills time.

When I was walking out of the Circle K gas station some bitch looked at me funny, so I grabbed my nads and shookem up and down a few times. She wanted me.

Sprung, post your old 'I don't give a fuck' picture!

Eh, I won't do it.

Sure thing. Hang on.

Not tonight. I... have a headache?

Yeah, we are going to have to hang out some time. One of these days I going to roll up to your door just to creep you out.

Good thing it's not a... TREE HOUSE!

ZOMGROFLCOPTER

[Strongbad]

Fine. I will just walk. Then when I get to your door I will shoot my semen on your window.

[Sprung]

I was going to comment that the only tree we have is in the backyard, but I suddenly don't feel as conforted by that.