The Hangout: Makenshi is bribing EP's children with candy. Watch out!

[Sprung]

You aren't tomahawking enough. =<

So, old chum, made any pars? Any birdies? Geez, talking golf is so much fun.

I missed Danny's funny..

Not even a par today. I got a Bogey, but otherwise, it was pretty scary. After a few games, I should be back to playing close to a par game.

[Evans]

YSo, old chum, made any pars? Any birdies? Geez, talking golf is so much fun.

I missed Danny's funny..

Needs more crumpets.

Aye. :/

[Sprung]

As long as I don't have to wear those stupid shorts and funny hat, I'm good with golf.

[Evans]

lolz, gonna dance in five hours now. STUPID STUPID DAY, BEING SO SHORT.

Bwuhahahahahaha, start grinding everyone like a black chick would. Fuck traditions.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Not even a par today. I got a Bogey, but otherwise, it was pretty scary. After a few games, I should be back to playing close to a par game.

Ah, cool. I played golf once (Okay, I'll give my fictional golf career a rest), and what I wanna know is.. how do you aim? Seriously, it's impossible to hit both hard and straight.

[Evans]

Ah, cool. I played golf once (Okay, I'll give my fictional golf career a rest), and what I wanna know is.. how do you aim? Seriously, it's impossible to hit both hard and straight.

Too easy.

[Jase]

Seems to be an accurate appraisal.

You're prasing me? *blush*

[Elmdor Rizer]

Bwuhahahahahaha, start grinding everyone like a black chick would. Fuck traditions.

I could do that.

Oh, by the way, I actually contributed to the choreography. For a few seconds everyone will move thier shoulders around stupidly and smile like morons. I have no idea why I told you this.

I also forgot to tell that I get to grease up and flex at the beginning of the dance. Yay!

[Elmdor Rizer]

Too easy.

[Corey]

Bwuhahahahahaha, start grinding everyone like a black chick would. Fuck traditions.

lolracism

[Sprung]

Ah, cool. I played golf once (Okay, I'll give my fictional golf career a rest), and what I wanna know is.. how do you aim? Seriously, it's impossible to hit both hard and straight.

Tell me about it

I only had maybe one or two "good" drives with my woods. I can hit pretty well with the irons because the shafts are a lot shorter, and I don't have to stand so far away from the ball.

Being short kinda sucks, unless you fo bumping into chicks face first.

[Evans]

I could do that.

Oh, by the way, I actually contributed to the choreography. For a few seconds everyone will move thier shoulders around stupidly and smile like morons. I have no idea why I told you this.

I also forgot to tell that I get to grease up and flex at the beginning of the dance. Yay!

NO! You should do that.

Oftentimes, I wonder why you even tell me all of that stuff.

I think you told me earlier. At least that you were opening it up, anyways.

[Evans]

Tell me about it

I only had maybe one or two "good" drives with my woods. I can hit pretty well with the irons because the shafts are a lot shorter, and I don't have to stand so far away from the ball.

Being short kinda sucks, unless you fo bumping into chicks face first.

@ facts

[Evans]

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[Elmdor Rizer]

Tell me about it

I only had maybe one or two "good" drives with my woods. I can hit pretty well with the irons because the shafts are a lot shorter, and I don't have to stand so far away from the ball.

Being short kinda sucks, unless you fo bumping into chicks face first.

Oh, that sucks. Heh.. I couldn't even use the woods, because I'd hit "snakekillers" nine times out of ten. Hmm.. you do look like a golfer, come to think of it.

NO! You should do that.

Oftentimes, I wonder why you even tell me all of that stuff.

I think you told me earlier. At least that you were opening it up, anyways.

Well, I run out of interesting things to say pretty fast.

Yeah, but I left the flexing part out!