Son: oh crap...dad's taking off his belt!
Son's friend: Is he gonna whip you with it?
Son: No, I'm getting fucked in the ass again.
Dad: You're his best friend, hold these pants for me, will ya?
I am not having sex with any children.
Originally Posted by Sprung
You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.
Son: oh crap...dad's taking off his belt!
Son's friend: Is he gonna whip you with it?
Son: No, I'm getting fucked in the ass again.
Dad: You're his best friend, hold these pants for me, will ya?
I had a friend. He took a belt.
He took a belt and hung himself.
Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived.